Delusional

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Aren’t you just a full cup of stupid?!  Tiny micro peen feels the need to show of his big bad gun.  Dude, even with laser sights I doubt you could hit the broad side of a barn.

Jana B Warrior Angel @Janabw81
Posted on X, August 3, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

As is typical with people with some mental disorders, she imagines she knows things about other people which she has now way of knowing. In other words, she is delusional.

It’s a twofer!

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Some dudes with small penises found my opinions on guns and they’re feeling reaaaaallll insecure about it.

Joshua Lander @lander
Posted on X, July 6, 2024

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

Via a post by In Chains @InChainsInJail:

The funny thing is that you’re wrong on all counts. That said, @JoeHuffman to the red courtesy phone, please.

Which elicited this response from the same person:

Does he have a small penis too?

It’s a twofer!

Micropenis Rapid Response Force

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Holy shit lol the entire Micropenis Rapid Response Force came out to reply to you here

‘Cope! Seethe! 3 inches is big enough!!’

Of the 20 replies you got, there’s gotta be a total of 80 domestic violence charges & *zero* satisfied women between them all

Spaghetti Policy? @alt_DoooooM
Posted on Twitter March 4, 2022

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

I have to give him a bonus point for the phrase “Micropenis Rapid Response Force”. I have not heard that one before.

And he gets another bonus point for the prejudice of expecting gun owners to be perpetrators of domestic violence.

Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.

It is No Surprise They Are a Science Denier

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I see you have a tiny penis and want to murder people…

Lord Boofhead (@Lord_Boofhead)
Posted on X June 29, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (and here)!

And, is frequently the case, the account is suspended.

Delusions are a sign of mental issues. This candidate for the cuckoo’s nest thinks they can see your penis as well as read your mind. Therefore, it is no surprise they are a science denier.

Trust the Science!

Size Matters? Penis Dissatisfaction and Gun Ownership in America – PubMed (nih.gov)

In this study, we formally examine the association between penis size dissatisfaction and gun ownership in America. The primary hypothesis, derived from the psychosexual theory of gun ownership, asserts that men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises will be more likely to personally own guns. To test this hypothesis, we used data collected from the 2023 Masculinity, Sexual Health, and Politics (MSHAP) survey, a national probability sample of 1,840 men, and regression analyses to model personal gun ownership as a function of penis size dissatisfaction, experiences with penis enlargement, social desirability, masculinity, body mass, mental health, and a range of sociodemographic characteristics. We find that men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises are less likely to personally own guns across outcomes, including any gun ownership, military-style rifle ownership, and total number of guns owned. The inverse association between penis size dissatisfaction and gun ownership is linear; however, the association is weakest among men ages 60 and older. With these findings in mind, we failed to observe any differences in personal gun ownership between men who have and have not attempted penis enlargement. To our knowledge, this is the first study to formally examine the association between penis size and personal gun ownership in America. Our findings fail to support the psychosexual theory of gun ownership. Alternative theories are posited for the apparent inverse association between penis size dissatisfaction and personal gun ownership, including higher levels of testosterone and constructionist explanations.

Also, from the paper, this additional bit of irony:

Funding: The author(s) disclosed receipt of the following financial support for the research, authorship, and/or publication of this article: The data collection for this study was supported by funding from Change The Ref, an organization that “uses urban art and nonviolent creative confrontation to expose the disastrous effects of the mass shooting pandemic.” Although Change The Ref holds a clear political stance with respect to the role of guns in society, this organization played no part in the planning or implementation of the study.

Yes, an anti-gun organization paid for this study.

And a final bit of irony is that there is more than one way to interpret the results of this study which I have not found mentioned anywhere. It could be that the gun owning men satisfied with their penis size are happy because they have successfully compensated for their small penis with gun ownership.

I was referred to this study by numerous people. Here are the ones I can recall. If someone else also brought it to my attention and I failed to give them credit, I apologize.

A Thin Veneer of Respectability

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I’m sorry you feel you need an AR-15 to compensate for your tiny tadger. That’s rough.

Christina Zheng @Christilynw
Posted on X, May 30, 2024

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

I was referred to this by In Chains @InChainsInJail. Zheng then told me not to procreate. I suspect what she really meant was that she wants me dead, but even if she was just passing judgement on my fitness for parenthood, that she thinks she should be able to make a decision like that for others is very telling. Anti-gun people are tyrants with, at most, a thin veneer of respectability.

Small Imagination and Narrow Mind

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It’s not fear, it’s cock swinging when you don’t have the junk to swing.

SloneK. @king_sandirella
Posted on X on Jjune 21, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

They must have an exceptionally small imagination and narrow mind to believe those are the only two options to own and carry a gun. Especially, since one of the people in the picture is a woman.

How Would They Know?

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You gun folks have small penises

Toodaloo (@eagle1434)
Posted on X on June 08, 2023:

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

You should also note that Toodaloo deleted their post about gun owners.

How does this person think they know that? From personal experience with a large enough sample size?

Of course, do not expect anti-gun person to use data and/or rational thought to determine truth from falsity. Peterson Syndrome is a real thing. These people tend to not have a means of determining truth from falsity. They have beliefs based on nothing but faith. And the anti-gun people who are rational and use data to determine how to know things are consummate liars. It is part of their culture.

Or, most likely, it was just a childish insult when they couldn’t defend their beliefs.

An Itch?

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Perhaps a penis enlargement would scratch the same consumerist itch

MelanieCosmicfox.bsky.social @M9Scarlett
Posted on X May 30, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

She thinks people by guns because they have an itch?

I wonder what itch she has which leads her to claim “America has enough guns already.” I’m thinking perhaps some sort of fungal infection.

Self-Own Projection

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You know that the .50 BMG is legal to purchase and own everywhere in the US except California, as long as it was made/imported before May 18th 1986, right?

And yes, if it helps you feel like a man, you can stroke your little carbine cocks all over your property anytime you want.

Jax Persists @LadyJayPersists
Posted on X, April 24, 2024

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

Probably the most interesting thing to me in this thread is their projection. This is the same person:

They have a spreadsheet of canned responses. It’s all the same vitriol and name calling every time. They can’t even be original.

Disappointing.

Wow! Just WOW!

The Last Laugh

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Yeah, a bunch of incels stroking their guns. You must be so proud to be part of the circle jerk. Congrats.

We’ll have the last laugh watching you chuds cry when they’re banned.

Kiah Kane – American Patriot/Anti-Maga (@Mikiah_Kane)
Posted on X at 3:27 PM on Sat, May 27, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

And as a special bonus, Mikiah expected to have the last laugh with banned guns, we get to have the last laugh with her suspended account:

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Karma can be bitch.

They Can’t be Reasoned With

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Do you know what triggers me? Children being shot to death in school. What triggered you? Is it when your PP doesn’t get hard?

Marielee W @meirlyme
Posted on X, May 24, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

She is triggered by children being shot to death in school but she apparently doesn’t know or accept the most effective means of defending against those sort of events.

People who resort to demonstrating Markley’s Law are people with mental problems. They cannot be reasoned with.

Who is the Coward?

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Coward lol. Says the man hiding behind his big bad guns to make up for his tiny dick.

Josh @wilboy_6
Posted on X May 24, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

Who is a coward? I say it is the person who throws insults but doesn’t have the courage to be first in the stack to break into the houses of the millions of U.S. gun owners and take those big bad guns and save all those children being murdered in school shootings.

Moron? Or Graduate Degree?

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There are some notions so idiotic that, to believe them, much less evangelize them, one must either be a moron or have a graduate degree.

Tirno
March 25, 2025
Comment to Another Monday, Another Science Denier.

Why not both?

See also George Owell:

One has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe things like that: no ordinary man could be such a fool.

And Betrand Russell:

This is one of those views which are so absurd that only very learned men could possibly adopt them.

Another Monday, Another Science Denier

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Bullshit. It’s better trigger discipline if he leaves his penile substitute at home rather than walk down the street toward a bus stop, fondling it as he goes along.

Youngkin and Miyares Must Go (@CarlieWeddingt1)
Posted on May 19, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!