Dead Battery for a Brain

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Small D energy right there, boyo!

Showing off your insecurities, is never ever sexy!

HELLSPAWN @IndictmentSniff
Tweeted on December 6, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

If I just glance at that quote I think it refers to a D-Cell battery that is nearly dead. Weird, huh?

Perhaps that is a good metaphor for his intellectual capabilities.

Doubling Down on the Childish Insult

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Nah y’all just have smol pp’s

LiL MopHead (@XxSPINELxX)
Tweeted on July 1, 2022

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

This QOTD was the response when I pointed out Markley’s Law to them and suggested their previous childish insult helped reduce their fear of gun owners.

They Can’t Run, They Can’t Hide, The Internet is Forever

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Just the ones with TDS!!

(tiny dick syndrome)…

Karls_quest (@Karls_Quest)
Posted on X, November 20, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday; it is another science denier (see also here)!

His account is deleted, but the Internet is forever:

Make Believe Psychology Degree

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That Mr “Tactical” combined that truly ridiculous man-spreading/crotch shot with all those guns is a blatant confession that he has a very tiny penis & he’s really self-conscious about it.

Sometimes a cigar *isn’t* just a cigar…how many phallic symbols does this guy need?

Kim Votes Blue @nkanow
Posted on X, November 20, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

Everyone should know by now that Freud was wrong about the whole penis envy thing. She must have received her psychology degree from the back of a cereal box.

Chaotic Minds

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You ain’t shit but a bunch of virgins with small dick insecurities, btw go listen to Mando Bel on Spotify and Apple Music

LiL MopHead @AnonUrNot
Tweeted on June 30, 2022

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

Yes. Their minds really are that chaotic. It is no wonder they don’t trust the general population with firearms. They think everyone else is just as mentally messed up as they are.

Unencumbered by Rational Thoughts

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It’s nobody’s business that you have a tiny cock, but if you keep dropping clues with AR15s, punisher skulls and the like, we’re all going to realize that your cock is extremely small.

NotRonzilla @NotW1970
Tweeted June 25, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

And it takes nothing further from him for the rest of us to realize he is unencumbered by rational thoughts*.


* On Saturday I had lunch with my friend Elizabeth and she used the phrase “unencumbered by a high IQ”. I thought it was wonderfully funny and have adapted and adopted it.

A Markley’s Law Troll

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If you want to use Guns join the military and fight the Russians, if you limp dick ammosexuals aren’t too cowardly!

Only soldiers and cops need guns. No one else can be trusted.

Cussing-Chan @SwearingSama
Posted on October 23, 2024 on X.

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here) … or a troll.

I’m about 75% convinced it is a troll. The claim that cops can be trusted was their first tell. Their bio was the second:

Are you reading this to see if you’re being trolled/mocked or not?

Probably yes.

For doing such a great job of creating uncertainty as to the proper interpretation of their posting I moved them to the head of the Markley’s Law Monday queue.

Prejudiced, Science Denying, Award-Winning Journalist

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Notice all the short racist white men with small penises who never went to college who’re posting that their 2nd amendment right “SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED”

David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @David_Leavitt
Posted on X, October 26, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

Leavitt claims:

Award-Winning Multimedia Journalist. Bylines: CBS, AXS, Yahoo, Examiner, etc.

Who would expect someone with such a high-status job to be a prejudiced, science denier? They are an award-winning journalist!

Oh… Maybe that explains everything.

Incidental Contact with Our Reality

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Wouldn’t a penis implant be cheaper?

john @john_odocoileus·
Posted on X, Nov 29, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

Via a post from In Chains @InChainsInJail.

This was in response to this post:

As usual, the anti-gun people don’t even make sense. Carl is getting paid by X for engagement by the anti-gun people and gets a free AR-10 out of their attention. So, what can be cheaper than that? It is as if “john” didn’t read or can’t comprehend Carl’s words.

These people only have incidental contact with our reality.

Does Anti-gun Guy Have Remote Viewing Ability?

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Nah. I enjoy laughing at you all looking at each other’s small cocks.

“Maybe we need guns to be real men, fellas…..”

Got any evidence for that claim? 🐀 @TakeThatEarth2
Posted on X November 5, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

Either he is lying, or he has remote viewing abilities. The U.S. government spent $20 million over 20 years investigating remote viewing and concluded it was pseudoscience. So, I’m going with he is lying about claiming to know gun owners are looking at each other’s penis.

Don’t Let Them Drag You Down to Their Level

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Sorry about your small dick Cletus.

MAGA Mocker @MAGAmocker
Tweeted on August 11, 2023

Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail·

The idiots always try to drag the more intelligent people down to their level in an attempt to win with childhood insults.

Whatever. We have SCOTUS decisions. They have crude insults.

Sigmund Freud Museum

Barb and I recently visited Central Europe. In Vienna we were walking from our Air B & B to some sort of public transportation to visit Schönbrunn Palace (the main summer residence of the Habsburg rulers set on what amounts to a 400-acre park) when I saw this and did a double take:

What? Oh, yeah, Freud was from Vienna!

In high school there was a psychology class, and I heard other students talking about the Id, Super Ego, Oedipus Complex, etc. I read a little about it and was not impressed. It wasn’t like so many other classes I took, like the math and science stuff which once the teacher introduced a topic it “just made sense”. Of course this was right, it fit in with everything else I knew. This psychology stuff was something different. Did the human mind really work like this? It just didn’t make sense to me and I didn’t take the class.

In college I had to take some “humanities” classes and in what I think was my second or third semester I took Psych 101. One of the first things the professor said was, paraphrasing:

Freud created the science of psychology. Other than the existence and importance of the unconscious mind, we have painstakingly proved everything he said about the human mind is not true.

Freud was such a powerful figure it had taken two generations after his death to finally reach the point where people called B.S. on his work. And to this day we still have remnants of his legacy with Markley’s Law.

I loved that psychology class. It wasn’t the “this makes sense” type of stuff to the extent of the of math and the hard sciences but it was based on decent research and did make a certain amount of sense. I took numerous other psych classes throughout my undergraduate years and probably was close to having a minor degree in psychology. It was really easy and I got A’s in all of them.

Now here I am, a two-minute walk from Frued’s office and residence. Whatever I think of Freud’s work, I have to see this museum. The next day, on September 1st, we visited the museum.

It was a little disappointing, but I’m glad I did it. Here are a few pictures:

Barb reading about the family tree:

This is an art exhibit at the museum, it is not his real couch:

Projection

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Broooooooo y’all proving u have small dicks. I know how to stop gun violence. Pay for trumpnecks to get penile enlargement.

Inmate #P01135809 @iryterong
Tweeted on June 9, 2022

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

Interesting projection. In prison, peopled identifying as Democrat outnumber all others combined by a factor of 2:1. And a huge percentage of violence crime is committed by people using a gun is in deep blue cities.

One has to wonder if the small dick insult is also a projection.

In any case, as Dan recently wrote:

Expecting logic, facts and reason to be part of the “gun grabbing” agenda is a fools errand.

Grammar, Writing, and/or Cognition Issues?

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Most people’s don’t get hard over the thought of killing some

Sam 💕💜💙 @Oh_HiSam
Posted on X, October 25, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

In addition to the usual conflation of sex and the exercise of a specific enumerated right, I think Sam has grammar, writing, and/or cognition issues.

Sorry About Your Suspended Account

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I am gun owner with many hours of range and tactical practice and a concealed carry license. You do not need an automatic weapon to hunt. Or to “protect” yourself. Stfu, you impotent crybaby losers. I’m sorry about your small weiners.

Makingthebestofshit (@Zoey_Lifts)
Tweetted on May 15, 2022

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

They are sorry about something that doesn’t exist? There is something quite fitting about that. I’m sorry their account doesn’t exist either. It makes further mocking difficult and less effective.



Cracked Up

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It always cracks me up when I come back from the farm to see that a whole bunch of twidiots who substitute guns for their penises have spent the whole day tweeting at me, thinking their comments upset me because they know that people like me will take their precious guns away. 😆

Savi (@SavionWinter)
Tweeted on April 7, 2022

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

Yes, 2022. I have a long queue of Markley’s Law examples.

Don’t ever let anyone get away with anyone telling you that no one wants to take your guns.

And… it cracks me up that his account no longer exists.

You’re the Stupidest, I Know Your Needs Better Than You, and You Have a Small Dick

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Muting this thread because you all are some of the stupidest MFers I’ve seen. You don’t need an assault rifle to protect yourself (and I’d bet you’ve never needed to protect yourself anyway) you’re just compensating for your small dicks.

The Queen Of Damn Near Everything @Queenofitall21
Posted on X, August 20 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

Yes, 2023. The queue is backed up that far.

Typical.

I wonder if they know that believing they can read the minds of other people is a sign of a personality disorder.

Grow Up

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The biggest cause of death of children in the USA is by guns. You morons are happy to sacrifice young lives for your phallic symbols. Grow up.

Chaeyoung 채영 Park @Susan16Park
Posted on X, July 31, 2024

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

The only way you can conclude guns are the biggest cause of death of children is if you include all teenagers as “children”. This lets you include 17 through 19 year-old gang members as “children”. Hence she is, being generous, distorting the truth in her attempt to achieve her evil goals.

She describes herself as

I ❤️ Kpop & horizontal folk dancing.Queen of the Sooky La la’s & a hypersexualised atheistic bisexual commie satanic childless cat lady ‍⬛

She then uses a childish insult and tells us to “grow up”? Wow!

Is It Personal Experience?

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open carry also signifies that you are likely afflicted with micropenis

Konayuki @chillindrdude
Tweeted on April 6, 2022

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

I have never heard of the affliction ‘”micropenis”. I’m wondering if Konayuki is speaking from personal experience.