We should be thanking the stupid commie bastards. We just wanted to elect him as president.
Shit like that will make him a f–k’in emperor.
MTHead
July 15, 2024
Comment to Call for Calm
As I am not a fan of emperors I won’t be thanking anyone about this.
That said, I did think this was rather funny. I really like sick humor…
From David Thompson @DBThompsonUS:
From Josh Boehm @BaronBoehm:
From Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes:
From Liberty NH @NHpilled · Jul 5 Chad energy:
From Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes:
That last one has its humor but we all know it is false. After seeing that, they would burn your house down with you in it, destroying the list, and the claim they did it for your children who were in the house with you..
I think I found this on X or Gab. I’m just not sure where:
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked, “What’s this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?” Her husband replied, “It’s a war to stop America and NATO.” “Oh, right” she says “How’s it going?”
“Well” he replied “so far we have lost over 20 generals, 100,000 troops killed, countless injured, 3000 tanks, 300 aircraft, hundreds of helicopters, countless armoured vehicles, artillery and trucks, our flagship along with other naval ships, our army is being defeated in most areas and we have had to resort to conscripting 500,000 Russians including murders and rapists to replace our losses”.
“Wow” replied the wife “what about America and NATO”?
“They haven’t turned up yet”
While not entirely true, there is probably a little too much truth to be funny to the top Russian politicians and the military.
Death comes for them all.
Firearms Policy Coalition @gunpolicy
Posted on X June 14, 2024
The ATF rules are different than “assault weapon” bans, but I think the odds are good that SCOTUS will eventually kill them too.
I like the FPC. They work on a lot of 2nd Amendment cases, get decent results so I donate a fair amount of money (matched by my employer) to them each year.
Also via Happy Little Memes – According To Hoyt:
While amusing, don’t post this at the entrance to your home. Should you ever be forced to defend innocence life using deadly force the meme would likely be used as evidence at your trial.
Paul K. sent me a link to this meme, which is from Happy Little Memes – According To Hoyt:
It is not true. But it has enough truth in it to be funny. Very funny.
I’m 6’ 3’” and Barb is 6’ 1”. She has an inseam that is two inches longer than mine.
I showed her this meme from Happy Little Memes – According To Hoyt::
The response was an instant laugh followed by, “It’s true!”
Internally, I quibble a little bit with that assessment, but not so much that I would actually vocalize it.
From my 40 year old collection of quotes:
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon after the weather turned cold, the sparrow changed his mind and reluctantly started to fly south. After a short time, ice began to form his on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on this little bird and the sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy the little sparrow began to sing. Just then, a large Tom cat came by and hearing the chirping investigated the sounds. As Old Tom cleared away the manure, he found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.
There are three morals to this story:
1) Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2) Everyone who gets you out of shit is not necessarily your friend.
3) If you are warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.
There is another moral told indirectly by this story: Chesteron’s Fence.
From Hard Pass @HardPass4, via a tweet from Chuck Petras @Chuck_Petras:
There is a little too much truth in this.
Some people probably think I have a sick sense of humor.
They may be correct (the next to the last paragraph is the punch line):
THREAD: Proof that every White American should pay Reparations to every Black American.
Anthony Johnson, the first legal slave owner in America, was an Angolan Moor who achieved freedom in the early 17th-century colony of Virginia. In 1651, Anthony Johnson owned 250 acres and the services of four white and one black indentured servant.
True story. A long time ago I used to be one of the match directors for our local 3gun club. We’d get dudes all the time who thought they were amazing shooters because of passing military/police quals. They’d all get humbled. The prideful would never come back. The smart ones would stick around and get good. (Some of our champs were local cops)
So one time we have five dudes from the same SWAT team show up. Cocky. Lots of swagger. All kitted up, talking shit. That’s fine. We all start somewhere.
Being newbs I know they’ll have more fun if they shoot together, but they are gonna need somebody experienced to keep an eye on them. So I ask this dude name John L to run that squad.
Now John is an innocuous little guy. Super friendly. Looks exactly like young Barry Manilow. He’s also an A class shooter in USPSA and another of the match directors.
So the SWAT cops go off with John and some other regulars to shoot all day. And they get absolutely fucking smoked. They get crushed. They are at the bottom of the barrel here. And as the day goes on they realize it.
John hasn’t just outshot these dudes, he’s done it easily, and that’s when he’s not switched on and trying to win, he’s more focused on being nice and helpful. He still shoots circles around them.
So the SWAT bad asses are asking John “dude, what agency are you with?” None. I’ve never been a cop. “Well what military unit were you? Green beret? SEAL?” And John’s like no dudes, I’ve never been in the military. “So what do you do that you shoot like this?”
John says, I’m a hair dresser.
And we never saw those guys again.
Their ego and self image just couldn’t handle losing by that much to a hair dresser. The thing about shooting, everybody sucks at first, you don’t know what you don’t know, and quals don’t mean much. There’s always somebody better, so if you want to get good you’ve got to check the ego at the door.
Larry Correia @monsterhunter45
Post on X January 26, 2024
I could tell lots of similar stories. The cops would come in dead last even when there were new shooters at the match.
For the love of God! WHY would you do something so irresponsible as to fire that kind of death machine?! How many children had to die that day?? And you BRAG about it on social media?! You’re a monster. There’s just no other word for it; a soulless monster. …oh, and small penis.
Lee Cooper (@LeeCoop74504586)
Posted on X on March 1, 2023
Referring, of course, to an AR-15.
I think I detect a note of sarcasm.
I have never heard a reasonable argument for why a sportsman or a hunter needs to turn their rifle into a machine gun with the use of a bump stock to kill Bambi’s mom. The only purpose of a bump stock is to kill as many people as possible, as quickly as possible.
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The way forward is to ban guns except as needed by a well-regulated militia. Everything else is just changing the retail name of the thing that will be purchased to murder children and ex-girlfriends.
Elie Mystal
November 7, 2023
The Supreme Court’s Next Big Gun Case Puts Us All in the Crosshairs
The absurdity is so great that I have to wonder if she is actually running a false flag operation for the benefit of gun owners.
On one hand she pretends to believe guns are only for sportsmen (and presumably sportswomen) and hunters who don’t need machine guns. This ignores the need for private citizens to defend themselves and their communities as recently demonstrated in the Ukraine and Israel.
Then she wants to ban all guns except those needed by a well-regulated militia. Of course, as pointed out by SCOTUS, the militia includes most private citizens. Hence, she is advocating for the banning of guns used for hunting and making available true assault rifles, .50 BMG machine guns, and artillery.
I’m laughing even though it is such a serious topic. Her display of evil lies, stupidity, and/or a poorly executed false flag operation is just so over the top I can’t help it.
A burglar broken into a home.
He heard a soft voice say, “Jesus is watching you.”
Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search.
Again, “Jesus is watching you.”
He turned his flashlight around, and saw a parrot in a cage.
He asked the parrot if he was the one talking.
The parrot said, “Yes.”
He asked the parrot his name. The parrot said, “Moses.”
The burglar asked, “What kind of people would name their parrot, Moses?”
The parrot replied, “The same kind of people who would name their Pitbull Jesus.”
I found this on Gab. I’m not sure from who.
I used to be a scientist at a government laboratory. I found this amusing.
There is more than a little truth in that.
In 1993, the ATF and FBI burned 76 people alive in Waco, Texas, including 25 children and two pregnant women.
The DOJ would go on to lie about how the fires started.
This all happened despite the fact that those involved could have, at any time, picked up the person they were after outside of the compound.
Federal agencies have only grown in size since then. They are so big that there are too many agents to focus on the things they were built to focus on solely, and they have now started doing things like infiltrating catholic groups, calling mothers worried about their children’s education “domestic terrorists,” and creating an entire false plot to kidnap a governor.
These agencies must be cut back to a size so small to non-existent that they only have enough time to focus on real issues, like multi state serial killers and child sex trafficking. Those left after 70% layoffs will either focus on actual crimes or go work in mailrooms at building across the country.
The ATF headquarters building must be demolished and turned into a dog park to honor all the fallen dogs.
Joshua Smith from Break The Cycle @JoshuaAtLarge
Ex-Vice Chair of the Libertarian National Committee Candidate for POTUS
Tweeted on September 22, 2023
This is the type of guy I want as our next United States President.
It is a nice fantasy. The reality is I need an underground bunker in Idaho.
I lived in West Oakland for three years 15-18. My fondest memory is the CHP helicopter flying overhead weekly blaring this message on repeat: Police Dogs Have Been Released, Stay In Your Home or You Will Get Bitten.
The third week in our house there was a gang drive-by on an apartment one block over, three dudes with AK’s did full mag dumps as fast as they could pull the trigger. The third shooter was a little slower than the other two so when they hopped in the car they drove off with out him while he finished his mag. Looked around and jogged off so nonchalantly I was startled. I soon understood why when the police showed up SIX minutes later.
East Oakland was pure hell, I would not travel there to get my pregnant wife Pollo Loco (which not getting was not an option!) without wearing lvl III body armour under my hoodie and carrying my illegal, not on the list, non-registered pistol.
And the best part, according to this article, that was THE GOOD period…
Benelli @disqus_9VxERuctzE
August 23, 2023
Comment to Sick and Tired in Oakland
I have nothing to add to this that everyone else is not already thinking. That’s right, they need to defund the police. That will fix their problems.
