So a child diddler, a domestic abuser, and a felon all walk into a bar. And Kyle says: “shots are on me”
breadmoth
November 8, 2021
Comment to FBI surveillance video shows Rittenhouse’s actions before he shot 3 people
[I have nothing to add.—Joe]
Category Archives: Humor
Highest paid
Via “Donaldo Seamus Baldwinski” on Facebook:
There is more than a little truth to this. And this is part of the reason the courts are so important to regaining some sanity in our political environment.
Epic merch
Think about it…
Am thinking of starting new university:
Texas Institute of Technology & Science— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 29, 2021
It will have epic merch
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 29, 2021
Universally admired
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 29, 2021
From reading the replies many people did not “get it.”
Quote of the day—Gad Saad @GadSaad
To all those who thought that @joebiden was better than Trump because the latter was going to end civilization. Is Biden doing better or worse than Trump regarding the economy and the border? Please use simple words so that I can follow.
Gad Saad @GadSaad
Tweeted on October 24, 2021
[I have nothing to add.—Joe]
Quote of the day—kot-begemot-uk
Hal, put your signature on the patent application
I am sorry Dave, I can’t do that
kot-begemot-uk
September 24, 2021
Comment to UK Appeals Court Rules AI Cannot Be Listed As a Patent Inventor
[Interesting topic. Currently the world courts are divided on the subject.
In August, an Australian Court ruled an AI can be an inventor. A U.S. court agrees with the UK ruling that an AI cannot be listed as an inventor.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Hank Archer
We wouldn’t have to be Fascists if you deplorables would just do as you’re told!
Hank Archer
September 10, 2021
Comment to Quote of the day—Leana S. Wen
[He was summarizing the position of those in support of a vaccine mandate.
It’s funny because it’s (mostly) true. I’m not sure they are self aware enough to “get it”.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Dogs don’t have thumbs @MorlockP
I believe in a multi-racial, progressive society where whites, blacks, and Koreans can all work together to stand on rooftops and shoot communists.
Dogs don’t have thumbs @MorlockP
Tweeted on August 23, 2021
Deleted by Twitter sometime between August 24, 10:22 AM PDT and August 25 7:01 PM PDT.
[That was an unexpected plot twist in the last couple of words.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Trace Munson
As we’ve noted many times before, anti-gunners believe that firearms are actually just men’s way of “overcompensating” for our genitalia. When Governor Cuomo shut the gun stores down at the beginning of the COVID pandemic, the guns struck back with a bullying campaign, teasing poor Andy that all the women around him could tell that he had a small penis. He had two choices: Either re-open the gun stores and allow the guns to go back to gunning around killing innocent people all by gunselves, or correct everyone’s false belief about his mighty member.
Trace Munson
July 8, 2021
More Things Cuomo Can Blame on Guns
[I have nothing to add.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Tamara K. @TamSlick
Vaccines can’t melt steel beams… unless they’re weakened by 5G exposure!
Tamara K. @TamSlick
Tweeted on June 25, 2021
[I’m a little surprised that she didn’t manage to get in a reference to the grassy knoll. Certainly she has the talent to do so. But, perhaps that’s getting a little obscure for the youngsters out there.—Joe]
A case can be made for this
From a private Facebook discussion about defense of personal property, Bill said:
Heads on pikes should be suitable for display until a proper weatherproof likeness can be provided for permanent view.
I can see a case being made for this in certain circumstances. Not that it should be applicable in all situations (the two-year old getting into the cookie jar for example).
That I love sick humor probably contributes to the appeal of this.
I’m sorry about my self defense rifle wounds
Quote of the day—Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_
Are ghost guns guns useable by ghosts or guns that allow you to shoot ghosts? Because that makes a big difference in whether I want them banned or not.
Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_
Tweeted on April 8, 2021
[As pointed out by Shawn Slipknotyk @slipknotyk06, there is another possibility which should be considered. Perhaps a ghost gun is a gun that shoot ghosts out the barrel.
I think we need to move very slowly on this whole ghost gun banning thing. There are constitutional questions as well. Surely if the guns are for ghosts of U.S. citizens then such a law would be unconstitutional. And if the ghosts were “undocumented immigrants”, once they are in this country don’t they have the same rights to gun ownership as citizen ghosts?—Joe]
Gun humor
Via email from Rolf (and Sneedus Feedus):
Various loadings:
|
Bullet |
Muzzle Velocity |
Power Factor |
|
300 gr (19 g) |
2,606 ft/s |
782 |
|
350 gr (23 g) |
2,557 ft/s |
895 |
|
400 gr (26 g) |
2,468 ft/s |
987 |
|
500 gr (32 g) |
2,192 ft/s |
1096 |
For comparison a fairly typical .300 Winchester Magnum load would be a 190 grain bullet with a muzzle velocity of 2900 fps for a Power Factor of 551. Or compare it to a .308 Winchester with a 168 grain bullet at 2650 fps with a PF of 445.
The semi-auto action of the Garand would help a little but I couldn’t see myself shooting that except under duress.
Cinderella story
Via Matthew Bracken @Matt_Bracken:
[Deleted]
I’ve deleted this meme. It was overstating things more than what I think is acceptable.
Yes, it is an acknowledged fact that Kamala Harris was dating Willy Brown in 1994 and 1995 and that he gave her political appointments at or about that time. This probably should have been investigated as nepotism.
But the meme strongly implies her selection as a U.S. V.P. candidate was because of her sleeping with “powerfully connected men”. This is a big stretch with the currently available evidence. Where there relationships with other men which also contributed to her success? I’ve not heard of any. And I’m nearly certain there have been a lot of people looking for that sort of dirt and would have reported it if they had found it.
Certainly the case can be made that her appointments 25 years put her on a path to her current position. But the path is far too long to reasonably say the Willy Brown relationship was a dominate factor in her successful traversal of that path.
Ry had an interesting night
Ry looks a little tired in this video:
A sense of humor
After investigating the domain https://donaldtrump.watch I wondered about https://joebiden.watch. Someone has a sense of humor.
You might not want to visit.* It redirects to https://www.nambla.org/ (North American Man/ Boy Love Association). The Infogalatica page for them is here.
* I didn’t actually visit the site. I used a tool which captured various types of information about the URL as well as a screen shot of the main web page.
Random thought of the day
American cooking utilizes spices to add variety to the food.
Indian cooking utilizes food to add variety to the spices.
Quote of the day—Dan Rather @DanRather
As a fact checker, where do you begin? I am being serious. I really don’t know where one starts.
Dan Rather @DanRather
Tweeted on August 27, 2020
[This should surprise no one. I am more surprised that he admits this.*—Joe]
* To be honest Rather, almost for certain, was speaking in a different context than what I originally took it. But I found it so funny that I had to share it in my preferred context.
Quote of the day—Tony Middleton
David Dyer-Bennet what you’re doing with oxygen is just WRONG.
Tony Middleton
August 29, 2020
Comment on Facebook.
[This was in response to Dyer-Bennet commenting about my blog post where I said one the terrorists killed should be nominated for a Darwin Award:
I’m really squicked by the suggestion that a guy who used what he had, which happened to be a skate board, to try to stop a rapid-mass-murder in progress, was a Darwin Award contender rather than a hero. Putting others before yourself when you’re in a position to try to stop bad shit is, in my view, heroic.
While I think the comment is hilarious, I think suggesting Dyer-Bennet is a waste of oxygen is going a bit too far. Oxygen is abundant. I could see a case being made for water and, of course, food is a slam dunk.—Joe]
How to hide your gun from socialists
Via daughter Kim:
Yup. Thomas Sowell is extremely toxic to socialists.