Quote of the day—Steve Chudomelka @Chugglebutte

@awebbiz You know what they say about the guy with the big barrel!*

* – He got the tiny wee-wee.

Steve Chudomelka @Chugglebutte
Tweeted on January 1, 2016
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a tweet from @Duck_Hunter7.

We have SCOTUS decisions. They have childish insults.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Edith McDonald ‏@LoveNOLA4ever

He needs them to compensate for his lack of intelligence,sense of self worth,pay rate,and penis size.

Edith McDonald ‏@LoveNOLA4ever
Tweeted on December 18, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

Via a tweet from Christmas Spirit ‏@Duck_Hunter7.

We have SCOTUS decisions. They have childish insults.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Superunknown‏ @TheCatholicBoat

@HarryThetech76 @RuncibleSpoun my hypothesis is that you’re a confederate sister fucker with a small dick, who overcompensates with guns.

Superunknown‏ @TheCatholicBoat
Tweeted on December 16, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

Via a tweet from Linoge.

We have SCOTUS decisions, facts, and rational arguments. They have childish insults.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Josh Barro ‏@jbarro

The NRA is backing Trump because it’s not a gun rights group, it’s a group for people who are insecure about their penises.

Josh Barro ‏@jbarro
Senior Editor at Business Insider. MSNBC contributor. Host of KCRW’s Left, Right & Center. Host of @hardpasspodcast.
Tweeted on May 20, 2016
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

We have SCOTUS decisions. The best a “senior editor” can come up with is childish insults.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Leftside Annie‏@LeftsideAnnie

@BrowningMachine Even more ironic that one who substitutes an instrument of killing for their tiny penis projects that onto me. #justsaying

Leftside Annie‏@LeftsideAnnie
Tweeted on October 20, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a Tweet from Linoge.

It’s very telling we have the facts and SCOTUS decisions on our side and the best they can muster is childish insults.—Joe]

Quote of the day—edsdet @edsdet

@Gunsandcoffee12 @AdamPiersen @FShagW is what’s disgusting. America want created for you to masturbate with an AR 15 in a weekend militia

edsdet @edsdet
Tweeted on March 15, 2016
[Via a tweet from Adam Pierson‏ @AdamPiersen.

It’s almost a Markley’s Law, but not quite, so I’m not making it a Markley’s Law Monday post. Besides, I’m not really hurting for material. Markley’s Law Mondays are already scheduled out through the middle of January 2017.

But note, as is typical with these type of people, they don’t even make sense grammatically. And even if you corrected the grammar they still wouldn’t make sense on any of several different levels.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Doogie Howitzer‏ @HowitzerDoogie

new #Backgroundcheck #gunsense law: Men may not purchase a hand gun larger than their penis (or ammo>testicle diam.)

Doogie Howitzer‏@HowitzerDoogie
Tweeted on December 1, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

Via a tweet from Linoge.

Well, I suppose it makes as much sense as any other background check scheme.—Joe]