surprised he could hit a target that small anyways
Via a tweet from Proud Hunter@Duck_Hunter7.—Joe]
They are like 2nd graders on the playground. “You cannot play with my ball. You can’t have it.” I hope the secret service does take their guns. It is a self-fulfilling prophecy. Big guns, oh my! They must be overcompensating for a lack somewhere else, like bravery, self esteem or some part of their anatomy.
And don’t ever let anyone get away with telling you that no one wants to take your guns.
Woo hooo! We start the new year with a double cliché score!—Joe]
Wayne LaPierce has a small penis.
March 9, 2016
Comment in a discussion on Fark.com about gun ownership.
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
As is usual those who invoke Markley’s Law are incredibly ignorant. In this case she doesn’t even know it’s Wayne LaPierre instead of Wayne LaPierce who she is trying to insult.—Joe]
We’ll know the size of their penis by checking out the size of their assault weapon.
One has to wonder why they need to know the penis size of random people. And if they really do have a need why would they examine the contents of someone’s gun safe in a silly attempt to determine it?
It’s just another data point which illustrates how messed up their “thinking” is.—Joe]
Make jokes about it long enough, eventually it’ll happen in real life.
Still, I won’t be trading in my guns anytime soon.
No doubt Joe can come up with some self defense training scenarios involving the use of both guns and sex toys. We have umbrella guns. Some entrepreneurs might consider making a dildo gun, you know, in for the case you’re attacked while dildoing. The BATFEIEIO would have to make up another NFA weapon category, Any Other Dildo (AOD) and slap a five dollar tax on it.
His real dick and his imaginary dick
What do you expect? Insults are the best she and other anti-rights people can come up with to oppose SCOTUS decisions. The KKK used insults against blacks too.—Joe]
@towerclimber37 @NRA You mean learning how to distort it so we can become ammosexuals with paranoia issues and erectile problems?
This was in response to Papa Guns tweeting, “…the truth is that kids like you have a long way to go to learn about the constitution.”—Joe]
At least rewrite it so that #MicroPenisAmmoSexuals can understand it!
Nelson was replying to someone who demanded the repeal of the Second Amendment. Apparently they are ignorant of U.S. v Cruikshank which says, “This is not a right granted by the Constitution. Neither is it in any manner dependent upon that instrument for its existence.”—Joe]
Via email from Jeff on Saturday who said:
Saw this on a car today in Kitsap county…
Kitsap county is just across Puget Sound west of Seattle.
That they think hunting has anything to do with male genitalia conclusively demonstrates they have crap for brains.
@JJVP10 @micahsgrrl @DavidRGreen_ @Mimi_ftw @wallsofthecity THE NEED TO IMPREGNATE SOMEONE W/ THAT TINY DICK YOU MEAN? YOU WON’T-NO WORRIES!
Bonus follow up:
@youwildman @JJVP10 @micahsgrrl @DavidRGreen_ @Mimi_ftw @wallsofthecity And 15 MILLION women are compensating for ?
Dan Roberts @DRoberts556
Tweeted on February 8, 2016
@DRoberts556 @JJVP10 @micahsgrrl @DavidRGreen_ @Mimi_ftw @wallsofthecity same thing; tiny white penises
Tweeted on February 8, 2016
I find it very telling that we have tens of millions of people exercising their specific, enumerated, right to keep and bear arms, supported by SCOTUS decisions, and our opponents are fixated on their delusions regarding genitalia.—Joe]
Via a tweet from Linoge.—Joe]
Those who need to know already know what this means: