I like Paul Lee Teeks’ version:
Navy Gunner @TroyBaisch
Tweeted on April 10, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
When the most productive thing you can contribute to a public discussion are insults you can always count on anti-gun people to deliver.
Via a tweet from In Chains@InChainsInJail.—Joe]
Big gun = tiny dick.
Also.
Small gun = tiny dick.
Mark @mark_melbin
Tweeted on April 12, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Or, in this case, “doesn’t know what science is”.
Via a tweet from Ben Rondeau@BenRondeau4.—Joe]
OK…silent generation? Whatever the hell you were. Thanks for all the impotent killers you trained
Nicholas Roske needs to learn to apply himself @DanLoney36
Tweeted on June 14, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
The quoted tweet was in response to someone saying they were a CCW instructor.
This claim takes some contemplation to even begin to respond to it:
It is not possible to manufacture, distribute or sell an AR-15 safely. We have decades of evidence. Its only use is to kill civilians and children. Its very existence creates a market for murder.
He apparently lives in a alternate universe from the one I am familiar with. In my universe tens of millions of AR-15s are safely in the hands of millions of citizens and are used to fire hundreds of millions of rounds each year. Yet blunt objects are used more frequently to murder people than are killed using an AR-15. And sharp objects such as knives are used far more often than blunt objects. Either all those 100s of millions of rounds malfunctioned or they are being used for something other than to “kill civilians and children”. Hence this guy is delusional and/or an evil liar.
This law expert is also well know for:
Saying an AR-15 is protected by #2A is like saying child pornography is protected by #1A
This one tells you all you need to know about him:
Ashli Babbitt? Love her. I love her so much, I think next time they should make a few dozen just like her
Why are we pretending these #2A scum are human beings?
And this was directly to me before I was blocked:
It’s just a never-ending abyss of moral and intellectual failure with, for want of a better term, “people” like you I don’t care if the vast majority of mass shooters are Whigs. As long as these weapons are legal, children will die. It can’t be any more clear.
This is what he thinks of people who don’t agree with him. He dehumanize them and wants them dead. For more examples see here.
It was an interesting exchange. Links to SCOTUS decisions, criminology facts, and pointing out the errors of his ways were responded to with insults and additional bad legal takes. I had to wonder if he is paid to be a troll. He was clearly way in over his head and just kept going long after I left to go to the range.—Joe]
I’ll just leave this here for mr tiny dick!
ENOUGH ALREADY! Wear a damn Mask! @moluvs2dive
Tweeted on April 21, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]
Also, only a bro would be into 3D printing illegal guns. How many more symbolic dick substitions must we endure, ffs? I GET Y’ALL HAVE ANXIETIES. It’ll be ok, see a therapist.
Dr Ruth Marshall is Kicking Against the Pricks @wtfis2bdone
Tweeted on April 25th 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Childish insults versus SCOTUS decisions. I wonder which will prevail…
Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]
I’ve got a suggestion for you and your fellow gun worshipers (sic), Instead of wearing a mask stick the barrel of your piece in your mouth. Maybe those 14 children killed in Texas would have been safer from the virus and you psycho, small-penis gun fondlers.
John Kowalko
Delaware state Rep. (D)
Posted on Facebook May 26, 2022
Dem State Rep. Goes On Fake-Fact-Checker Facebook Meltdown, Tells ‘Small-Penis’ Gun Supporters To Kill Themselves
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Via email from Rolf.
This is what they think of you. They want you dead.—Joe]
Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather
Tweeted on April 12, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
I suppose it could be a thing like what Barb said a few months after we started dating:
You are just so hot when you carry a rifle. Isn’t that weird?
But I think that is unlikely in this case.
Via a tweet from Chuck Petras.—Joe]
well, for many, it seems their guns are their penis extensions/subsitute, making up for their massive insecurities. So when you make a joke, or threaten to take it away, they feel rather threatened. You are threatening to CASTRATE them Sister Mary. And that makes them cry.
johnrevill7 @johnrevill7
Tweeted on April 4, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Childish insults are no match for SCOTUS decisions.—Joe]
It’s a classic form of compensation for… y’know.
Connor Bible @bibliomania94
Tweeted on April 2, 2002
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
It is a classic case of Markley’s law. A form of compensation for not having a meaningful thought and insults are the best they can come up with.
Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]
I don’t know who needs to hear this but your gun collection is not a substitute for your lack of assertiveness in the bedroom.
Rogue Skillet an Robasdanach @ButtholeOutlaw
Tweeted on March 16, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Via a tweet from Law Firm of SolitaryPoorNastyBrutish&Short @AubreyLaVentana.
I suppose insults are better than nothing. But, it makes it obvious he has nothing of substance.—Joe]
Thx for announcing you have a tiny wee bit to the world.
KB undercover BYEdon! @kaliope_bower
Tweeted on March 23, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Thanks to @kaliope_bower for announcing when opposing the specific enumerated right to keep and bear arms the best they have are childish insults. We have SCOTUS decisions.
Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]
Because these types have small dicks and have to let the whole world know by carrying a gun.
weaponizedkeyboard @weaponizedkeys
Tweeted on March 13, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
We have SCOTUS decisions. They have childish insults.—Joe]
With the state of his AVI, is there any wonder he’s defending his fellow gun fellating nutbars? The very epitome of tiny dick energy.
Tweeted on April 1, 2022
Tiny.
Dick.
Energy.
Gun fellating snowflake.
Tweeted on April 1, 2022
When they’re using semi-automatic weapons to compensate for their inadequacy, it’s relevant. How big is your gun collection? (Big gun = tiny penis) Tell me petal, do you drive a big truck too? 
Tweeted on April 2, 2022
These trigger-happy, gun-humping, 2A flag-wavers are a sensitive bunch aren’t they?
Tweeted on April 4, 2022
Sïstēr Märy Bäphømēt @marybaphomet
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
People were having a perfectly reasonable and thoughtful conversation and this penis obsessed freak went off the deep end. If it didn’t happen all the time it would be really weird. As it is, it has become a law. Markley’s Law.
It is listed in the Urban Dictionary. I wonder how long it be before it is listed in the DSM.
Via tweets (and here) from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]
Another contribution to Markley’s Law Monday.
I “love” the cartridge belt with the magazine fed rifles. I shows the artist really knows his subject.
Everyone knows gun owners are compensating for tiny 
‘s and if they say otherwise then they are admitting it is tiny.
Jim Vote Blue 2022 @LAJimm
Tweeted on March 13, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]
Ridiculous arguments that have nothing to do with assault rifles. But to your point, shall we castrate men who rape/kill innocent women? Its hardly a punishment to ban these guns…there are other ways to prove your ‘manhood’. But good job proving your weirdness.
Ellen Spencer 1 @ellenspencer03
Tweeted on March 4, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
I find it amusing that she apparently was not only unable to comprehend my point, but also ran out of insults and had to repeat herself (see the first time here).—Joe]
Just how little is your penis?
JoanA (@JABarn76)
Tweeted on March 1, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
And, not surprisingly, she deleted it.—Joe]
Many things are a crime, but people still commit those crimes unless appropriate deterrents are in place. These guns are easily purchased by people with a vendetta. And again…there are MANY many ways to ‘prove’ your ‘manhood’ (lol in your case) without an assault rifle.
Ellen Spencer 1 @ellenspencer03
Tweeted on March 4, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
When they have no data and/or logic they go with the best they have—childish insults.—Joe]
How much you wanna bet this account is busy posting phallic pictures elsewhere on the internet? Some folks feel the need to compensate for, well, you know. #BanAssualtWeapons
Rev. Dr. Chuck Currie @RevChuckCurrie
Tweeted on March 2, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
It is very telling he resorts to insults rather than objective data and rational arguments. He’s leading with the best he has to offer.
Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]
How the world sees you
Gerard @Acamus27
Tweeted on February 5, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Prejudice is such an ugly thing.
Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]