Your gun doesn’t make your dick look any bigger. It just makes you look like a bigger dick.
Dawn S. @coscow17
Tweeted on May 16, 2019
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H/T to Ben Rondeau @bhrondeau.—Joe]
No point in wasting your time on this bonehead with shit for brains. He just likes to go out and kill things. You know, so he can feel like a real man.
A Vermont Resister @SonnyVermont
Tweeted on April 29, 2019
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H/T to Paddlefish Slayer @spoonbillslyr91.—Joe]
Scared men need big guns there is NEVER going to be a time in America that 20 people are going to storm your house. That’s ridiculous! You don’t hunt a Roosevelt with a 30 round mag. It’s just an extension of your manhood or lack there of. Buy a bigger truck for God’s sake!
Brad Henderson @BradHenderson31
Tweeted on April 17, 2019
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Shortly after I told him that Judge Roger T. Benitez disagreed with him he blocked me:
When thousands of people are rioting, as happened in Los Angeles in 1992, or more recently with Antifa members in Berkeley in 2017, a 10-round limit for self-defense is a severe burden. When a group of armed burglars break into a citizen’s home at night, and the homeowner in pajamas must choose between using their left hand to grab either a telephone, a flashlight, or an extra 10-round magazine, the burden is severe. When one is far from help in a sparsely populated part of the state, and law enforcement may not be able to respond in a timely manner, the burden of a 10-round limit is severe. When a major earthquake causes power outages, gas and water line ruptures, collapsed bridges and buildings, and chaos, the burden of a 10-round magazine limit is severe. When food distribution channels are disrupted and sustenance becomes scarce while criminals run rampant, the burden of a 10-round magazine limit is severe. Surely, the rights protected by the Second Amendment are not to be trimmed away as unnecessary because today’s litigation happens during the best of times. It may be the best of times in Sunnyvale; it may be the worst of times in Bombay Beach or Potrero. California’s ban covers the entire state at all times.
As if we needed justification to exercise a specific enumerated right.—Joe]
Liked for “gun humper on the internet.” Those guys are ubiquitous and obnoxious to boot. Sometimes I tell them they carry guns everywhere because it makes them feel like their penises are longer than they really are.
Batbird @batbird
Tweeted on April 8, 2019
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Evidence shows, based on hundreds of examples, that he says this because we have SCOTUS rulings and the best he has is grade school level insults.—Joe]
Yes AR-15s are in use by civilians. But in my experience it is small men who live in fear. That don’t have a sense of self or an inner strength so they ordered a big gun. To make up for a small one.
Christopher Titus @TitusNation
Tweeted on April 5, 2019
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H/T to less fat Dave @BigFatDave.—Joe]
Just so all of you who are praising this stupid fuck, you are a bunch of tiny dick fucking morons. Carl, you ain’t fucking smart, just an ass.
Trumphater (@here4now804)
Tweeted on November 16, 2018
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It says you support the 2nd Amendment….
Can you please explain why you don’t support the other 26?
It’s almost as if you are a full of shit or something….You must have an awfully small penis to require an extension like a gun.
L. Mac from Melmac @SlaveToTheAxe
Tweeted on October 30, 2018
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Via email from last week (with permission, and a minor typo fixed):
Just wanted to pass on that I received a reference request from a past student (16 years ago). I really could not remember her, so I did a Google search. The first thing that popped up was that she was a Quote of the Day on your blog a few months ago. Her short rant was about gun lovers having small penises and wanting us all dead! She obviously did not remember, from all those years ago, that I am a Life Member of the N.R.A. Not likely to get a reference from me.
This really made my day. I still have a bit of a “glow” from this.
Sorry kids, but those lax gun laws help Cletus feel less bad about his tiny penis. Your lives just aren’t as important as that.
Mental Health Hazzard @mental_hazzard
Tweeted on September 18, 2018
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If this Mental Health Hazzard actually believes that “lax gun laws” are responsible for the death of children or that gun ownership has anything to do with penis size they have mental acuity issues as well as mental health issues. I suspect it is either about compensation for their lack of understanding of criminology, psychology, constitutional law, natural law, and the practicality of restricting a highly valued commodity or they are trolling for the entertainment value.—Joe]
There’s no such thing as a responsible gun owner. A responsible person wouldn’t own a gun unless they were a police officer. These are little boys with tiny little members who just can’t get over the fact that they’ll never measure up.
Douglas Fullpint
2017
Facebook comment
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Via email from Steve O.
In order to make this claim Fullpint must have access to the mental evaluations and physical measurements of all gun owners in the world. That’s quite a data collection he must have. Or not.
Keep it up Fullpint. You almost had me convinced until I looked in the mirror.—Joe]
Do you sell plan for a plastic dick too? Because all you gun nutters are compensating for something. We all know.
Mr. T @MrT_runner
Tweeted on August 28, 2018
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Via a tweet from Jonathan @CorrelA_B.
It’s very clear what these anti-gun people use as criteria for knowledge is not related to that which the normal population uses. For other examples see here and here.—Joe]
Because a gun symbolizes a part of the male anatomy (the bigger the better!) and firing a gun emulates an ejaculation. That’s why.
Stephen Jordan
August 21, 2018
Comment to I Would Still Like To Know Why Gun Owners Love Their Guns.
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One has to wonder if that answer is because of peer reviewed research or direct personal knowledge. It has to be direct personal knowledge because all the survey results I have seen, which ask why people own guns, come up with “personal protection”, “recreation”, and “hunting” in the top places.
Via email from Weer’d Beard.—Joe]
having a weapon makes you an adult. I think not. It doesn’t even make you virile or a man. It’s just a form of penis envy. Feeling a little light are you?
Mark Wetzler @Wex2
Tweeted on August 8, 2018
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Via a tweet by Jonathan @CorrelA_B
Also in response to Wetzler:
Micro penis obsession is well documented among gun grabbers. pic.twitter.com/PywlhpTCVe
— Rodrigo Santos (@Judgedrift) August 9, 2018
Agreed.—Joe]
3-D printed guns will be the biggest development in conservatives’ sex lives since the Fleshlight.
J. Effingham Bellweather @SenCassius
Tweeted on July 30, 2018
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Via a tweet from Jonathan @CorrelA_B.
I have to wonder, is this claim is based on:
My guess is #4.-Joe]
Says the d**kless loser who needs a gun to feel like a man. No one is afraid of you. We’re going THROUGH you to save lives.
Ladd Everitt (@LaddEveritt)
Director at @1Pulse4America
Ex-@CSGV comms director (2006-2016)
Tweeted July 29, 2018
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Way to stay classy Ladd. You are really showing your intellect. I’ll bet you get a lots of new converts to your cause with that line of reasoning.—Joe]
Tweeted by Sam I Am @nmikel:
His twitter profile claims:
Liberal right, atheist, all around smart guy.
The first two claims seem plausible but the above tweet is conclusive confirmation the third claim is in error.
H/T Jonathan @CorrelA_B.
Man, you are one of the most obsessed gun nuts I have ever seen—your dick must size of a tic-tac!!
Let’s hope.you have an accident real, REAL soon…. you and the rest of your NRA fuckard comrads should do the country a favor and just start offing eachother.
Sheena Hume Jessee
March 25, 2018
Facebook message to Ryan Harris
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One has to wonder how serious they are about wanting us to change our minds about owning guns when they make it so clear they also want us dead.—Joe]
Jesus you really need to get over your little penis.
Mr. Drew for 2018 @nofaith313
Tweeted on June 9, 2018 in response to:
Don’t be an easy victim
#GunSense is nonsense
#GunControl is statist trash
#GunControlNow is a pathetic appeal to emotion
#NoRA wants you defenseless— BFD (@BigFatDave) June 9, 2018
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For some reason they always find ways to amaze me in their ability to change the subject into their obsession with penis size.—Joe[
It’s well established that gun humper culture exists to project machismo to compensate for feelings of physical inferiority.
Donkey Otay @CervantesMount
Tweeted on April 23, 2018
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I read through a bunch of the responses to this tweet and my favorite was:
It’s well-established that feminized men are scared of inanimate black plastic objects.
I wonder what color the sky is in Otay’s universe.—Joe]
