Quote of the day—Cantankerous Socialist (@Cante12175815)

you are a loud mouth pussy that would piss their pants if you had to get in a real fire fight and can’t get a hard-on without his AR15 penis extension so stop dreaming Cletus!

Cantankerous Socialist (@Cante12175815)
Tweeted on September 15, 2021
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! H/T to In Chains @InChainsInJail.

I find it interesting that there are some people delusional enough they believe they know the sexual functionality details of someone they have never met. And yet, their friends and relatives have not insisted they spend time attempting to recover while in a comfortable facility wearing a straitjacket.

Perhaps Obama Care doesn’t fund mental health care as well as is required to help such people. But, what can you expect from socialized medicine?—Joe]

Quote of the day—Casey @All_Caps18

I suppose the guns are how you soothe yourself over your other …shortcomings.

Casey @All_Caps18
Tweeted on September 3, 2021
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

From the thread:

 Mega @Moogalah

Oh no, it’s the one and only joke anti gunners have. I will now kill myself because of how clever, original, and well thought out it was.

 Ishmael Antony Gatz @PlastikGatz


Floridian80 @MLJohnson80


Jeremy Lowe @ConfiscateDeez

I cuddle mine at night and read them bedtime stories. I tell my 1911 all about his dad, John Browning. The slide then goes back and forth with happiness until it lowers it’s hammer down for the night and goes to bed. #GunsHaveFeelingsToo (Now that’s how you do something original)

Turbo Encabulator @blath4242


CrCritical Race Theory is Racist @ESameoutcome

I have never heard of a group of guys that are so obsessed with the sizes of other men’s junk as the anti-gun pervs! Does one need to have an obsession with dicks to be anti-gun, or does being anti-gun cause that obsession?

Skip Bradley Flag of United States EagleCamera @LoneOwlImages

You would think they would be starting to catch on that we have heard the “small penis” insult before and get a clue. But, no, they are pretty much without a clue.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Joey (@Joey13251)

I think the males who don’t want to get vaccinated are already in the wet noodle phase.
It’s why they need to walk around with so many guns.

Joey (@Joey13251)
Tweeted on July 31, 2021
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

Oh! It’s a twofer! Their childish insults and prejudice includes people skeptical of experimental vaccines as well gun owners.

Remember, childish insults are what you use with you can not think of anything better.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Brant Lambermont @brantlambermont

in you cannot. nor can you Viagra without a (real) doctor note though the latter would be better use of those tiny, limp penises

Brant Lambermont @brantlambermont
Tweeted on June 13, 2021
[They use childish insults because it’s the best they can come up with.

He was replying to this tweet from David Hogg:

It shouldn’t be legal to buy guns, gun parts or bullets off the internet.

On the other hand I am of the opinion that a gun is like a book. Possession, use, and purchase is a specific enumerated right. You should be able to be purchase them anyway, anytime, and anywhere.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Trace Munson

As we’ve noted many times before, anti-gunners believe that firearms are actually just men’s way of “overcompensating” for our genitalia.  When Governor Cuomo shut the gun stores down at the beginning of the COVID pandemic, the guns struck back with a bullying campaign, teasing poor Andy that all the women around him could tell that he had a small penis. He had two choices: Either re-open the gun stores and allow the guns to go back to gunning around killing innocent people all by gunselves, or correct everyone’s false belief about his mighty member.

Trace Munson
July 8, 2021
More Things Cuomo Can Blame on Guns
[I have nothing to add.—Joe]

Quote of the day—@MyBoxMyChoice21

Zero humans need a weapon that powerful. Most have them to compensate for s.

Tweeted on June 23, 2021
[The irony of someone having a user name asserting freedom of choice and making a tweet about others having no need to make choices for themselves is surely lost on someone so stupid they claim an AR-15 is particularly powerful or that it is used as a penis substitute.

But, such is the situation with people who have little or no respect for civil rights.

They have childish insults. We have SCOTUS decisions.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Ian Janssen @ianfjanssen

Lots of boys with toys in this thread. Someday maybe they’ll grow up, probably not. Clutch your microdicks harder in apocalyptic fantasy.

Ian Janssen @ianfjanssen
Tweeted on June 15, 2021
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.

Or political opponents are so boring. All they have is childish insults when we have SCOTUS decisions. You would think they could come up with a different insult, but apparently they just don’t have the mental capacity for that.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Charlotte Clymer @cmclymer

Let’s be real: they are not. Your small piss AR-15 doesn’t stack up against even an M249 mounted on a heel, let alone an actual fucking tank.

This isn’t about “government tyranny”. It’s about cis men who tragically suffer from erectile dysfunction. Sad.

Charlotte Clymer @cmclymer
Tweeted on June 5, 2021
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via an email from Rolf.

I find it telling Clymer didn’t cite any papers to back up her claims. She doesn’t have any data. She only has childish insults. We have findings of fact and conclusions of law from a Federal Court.—Joe]

Quote of the day—FreeRangeChicken @chicken_range

You just told me to refresh myself on period verbiage, so refresh yourself on period guns. You just jump all over the place to advocate for your little dick stick.

FreeRangeChicken @chicken_range
Tweeted on May 27, 2021
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.

We have SCOTUS decisions. They have crude, juvenile, insults.—Joe]

Quote of the day—NY Mom RN ANP FNP RPAC @NYMom16

You can’t hunt with those guns. It’s just ridiculous. Not meant for hunting & totally stinks for size & accuracy. Rambo wannabe guns. More likely to make up for micro dicks. People killers only. No skilled hunter would ever use such a piece of crap gun. Says alot about the owner

Tweeted on May 10, 2021
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

We have SCOTUS decisions and factual evidence. They have ignorance and childish insults. Take advantage of this.

Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Katbuns @katbuns

In my mind, I’ve been replacing any RWNJ reference to guns with “penises” – it makes for some fun and revelatory imagery, and it deflates their power in the same way that imagining ones opponents in the underwear does. Try it, it could be key in battling these cretins.

Katbuns @katbuns
Tweeted on April 24, 2021
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

Ahh.. yes. The facts and the law mean nothing nothing to these people and we are the cretins. Funny!

Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Dean Gullberry @DeanGullberry47

You forget the value of looking at it and getting warm fuzzies, while for just a brief moment, you forget you have a tiny dick

Dean Gullberry @DeanGullberry47
Tweeted on April 24, 2021
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

We have SCOTUS decisions. They have childish insults.

Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Your Liberal Nightmare @0bviouslyTruth

It’s the utmost portrayal of fear and inadequacy. It’s compensation. Penis too small, need gun. Scared of black people, need gun. Can’t take a punch- need gun. Your turn. Tell me reasons why it isn’t weak, and you need to carry one. Don’t cite this video, it’s obviously personal.

Your Liberal Nightmare @0bviouslyTruth
Tweeted on March 12, 2021
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

When you have no principled argument, no real world data to make a practicality justification, and no SCOTUS decisions to make a legal argument you resort to what you know best. Today’s Markley’s law Monday winner demonstrates how it is done with insults based on a delusional reality.—Joe]