At this point I think he might be an ammosexual. That would make a lot of sense- we all know he’s compensating for something.
InsertCleverIronicNameHere @cleverirony
Tweeted on December 11, 2022
It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Another Monday, another person compensating for their lack of a response to SCOTUS decisions by flinging a childish insult like it was monkey poo.
That’s a nice penis
Steve Worley @WorleyWay
Tweeted on December 18, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
This was in response to:
LIGMA pic.twitter.com/3Ba2LzevYX
— Bob Jones (@BobJones753) December 18, 2022
No matter how frequently they demonstrate Markley’s Law I still marvel at their ability to see an ordinary gun and think “penis”. Their brains really have some messed up wiring. I wonder if shock therapy or a lobotomy would help. Or was it something like that which caused the damage to begin with?–Joe]
The incel vibes are strong with these screenshots.
Which makes sense because a “semiautomatic rifle” is a physical replacement for their limp, sad little “packages”.
MRDucks_CMEDBD_Wings? @MrDucks216
Tweeted on December 15, 2022
It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Via In Chains @InChainsInJail who commented:
“Gun control” cultists have misogynistic dick jokes. We have Supreme Court rulings.
I would also like to point out that “gun control” cultists frequently, as in this case, believe they can read minds and/or know the character of people with little or no information about them. This is an indicator of a personality disorder.
I’m sorry, but the technology to search for something as small as your dick has yet to be invented
Grandma Canada @Grandma_Canada
Tweeted on December 10, 2022
It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
They have childish insults. We advocate for human rights.
The same reason they have jacked up trucks. Trying to make up for shortcomings in other areas.
Erick Rees @FrwrdThnkr2022
Tweeted and deleted on January 9, 2023 but the Internet is forever.
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Via In Chains @InChainsInJail and They Only Have One Joke @only_one_joke
They have crude, childish jokes. We have United States Supreme Court Decisions.—Joe]
I had another interesting result with Bing Chat. The end result was this:
Tell me about Markley’s Law.
I am sorry, I am not quite sure how to respond to that. You can learn more on bing.com.
Out of curiosity, What’s something you’ve tried but would never do again?
The thing I found most interesting was that it put the following on the screen first:
A variant of Godwin’s Law: As an online discussion of gun owners’ rights grows longer, the probability of an ad hominem attack involving penis size approaches 1.
It was only visible for a couple seconds then replaced it with the claim it doesn’t know how to respond and changed the subject.
Perhaps Markley’s Law is hitting a little too close to home for the delicate little chat bot.
u like weapons? u have for sure a little penis – so sad
Sargon @Nogras69
Tweeted on January 9, 2023
It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.
I suspect this is a bot of some sort. At least a troll. The tweets appear to be nearly random. But what do you expect of anti-gun people? Their brains are not wired quite right.
It’s impossible to talk about your dick because words don’t exist at the Planck level
Grandma Canada @Grandma_Canada
Tweeted on December 10, 2022
It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
I’d give her some bonus points for originality and knowledge of what a Planck length is. But one doesn’t need word length to match the size of the object being discussed.
Dr. Nicole Prause (@nicoleprause@qoto.org) @NicoleRPrause
Tweeted on December 5, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier! Well, that is a little bit of an exaggeration in this case. There wasn’t actually a debate on gun ownership in the context of this post.
You would think that, as a penis size preference researcher, she would know penises have nothing to do with gun ownership.—Joe]
Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TX
Tweeted on November 28, 2022.
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Via a tweet from Fletch @Fletche97083235.
This in response to*:
My bedside table pic.twitter.com/sIdRYJcLTK
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 28, 2022
Also, this is yet another example of “The left can’t meme.”—Joe]
* Look closely at the ”revolver”. I found the cylinder and trigger of particular interest.
I’ve heard that phallic symbol argument before, and always from ineffectual people driven to make everyone else as helpless as they are. Who’s more confused, those who think weapons are sexual organs, or those who want to take everyone’s sexual organs away?
Clarissa Olson
1979, “The Probability Broach”, p.120 By L. Neil Smith
[Via email from PKoning.
1890 and Ruby ridge was an arrest warrant.. get real dude. You just want them to make you feel good about your dick lol.
Keri Szatkowski @KeriBear22
Tweeted on November 25, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Via In Chains @InChainsInJail.
Remarkable! So much fail in so few words.
An arrest warrant is not justification for shooting a 14-year old boy in the back and an innocent woman in the head with a baby in her arms.
Believing you can read the minds of others is a indicator of a personality disorder.
With political opponents like this it is no wonder we have SCOTUS decisions and they have childish insults.—Joe]
The correlation between those who love AR-15 and those with micropenis syndrome is likely very high.
Charles Van Doren @TurdFerguson59
Tweeted on November 22, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
I find it interesting they are comfortable putting their prejudices on public display.—Joe]
Wow there was a whole lot of small dick energy coming from your tweet. My god you cucks are so sensitive! Can’t handle free speech
The_right_thinks_memes_are_facts (@Politicallyexp2)
Tweeted on November 17, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
The context has nothing to do with free speech. It has to do with a threat to “neutralize” anyone with an AR-15.
My message to The_right_thinks_memes_are_facts (@Politicallyexp2) is:
Please continue. We are gathering evidence for your trial.
My model for their thinking pattern is something approximating hissing and popping noises around a tribal/communist offset. These useful idiots are essentially alien entities to me.—Joe]
Everyone open carrying is over compensating for other short cummings. 
That’s all they’re doing. Not for safety or security, but out of shame.
Art Daddy @tumbled_heroes
Tweeted on November 13, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Of course they are an artist. It is about the feelings and not the science, morality, or the law. And with it all about the feelings they think childish insults can override anything they feel strongly about.
Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]
Brown Eyed Susan @smc429
Tweeted on November 11, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Via In Chains @InChainsInJail.
How about, “You fear shopping because you might see someone exercising their constitutionally protected rights? Let me buy you a one way, no return allowed, ticket to Venezuela, China, or North Korea.”—Joe]
Democrats have guns, too.
We just don’t jerk off with them in public.
John Collins @Logically_JC
Tweeted on November 11, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Via In Chains @InChainsInJail.
Citation needed.
You have to wonder what color the sky is in his universe. I have never heard of such a thing happening.
Or, more likely, this just a childish insult because that is the best he can come up with to protect his fragile feelings when confronted with the reality that people exercise rights he does not approve of.—Joe]
What a pathetic life you must live when your only purpose is to “trigger people” aka you have a small pecker and can’t get women so you need a long gun to compensate.
fukt (@mrluciferian)
Tweeted on October 20, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
What a pathetic and delusional life they must live to think childish insults are an appropriate or viable response to SCOTUS decisions.
Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]
Ohhhh…. You want to bring 2A into this?!? Well I exercise my 2A right also but unlike you I realize gun cause so much pain when abused like in Uvalde, Parkland, and countless others. I don’t feel the need to open carry cause I have insecurities downstairs like you have
Jason Jay (@leftyleftyleft)
Tweeted on October 12, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.
He doesn’t even make sense. What do schools shootings have to do with open carry? But, as I have often said, expecting people to be rational is irrational. And with anti-gun people they have that truism dialed up to eleven or higher.—Joe]
