No Paid Cops or Military Just Penis Extenders

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We don’t need cops or a military then

You’ll do the work for free with your little penis extension

Ronald (@RB_Scott_80)
Tweeted on February 1, 2022

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

Yes, it’s from almost two years ago. I’m catching up on the backlog of Markley’s Law examples for the next few weeks.

Childish Insults, More Insults, and Nothing But Insults

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People have noticed that you ammosexuals are compensating. It’s not their fault for noticing.

Happy Warrior @PaulWDrake
Tweeted on November 16, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

This is the same person who has nothing but a laughter GIF in response to a reasonable observation:

They have childish insults, more insults, and nothing but insults.

Civil Rights Advocates are Macho – Pathetic Imbeciles

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Just cuz you assholes want to make doing the right thing difficult, doesn’t mean you’re right. Your little dick syndrome is killing random ppl.. how macho – pathetic imbeciles

Alex (@MattyV303)
Tweeted on October 27, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

I find it very telling that Alex has a nothing but a string of insults for people standing up for a specific enumerated right.

Protecting the civil rights of everyone does mean we are right.

15 Things You Should Never Say to a Legal Gun Owner

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  1. ‘Why do you need a gun?’
    Imagine asking someone, “Why do you need freedom of speech?” Owning a gun in the United States is a constitutional right, not a “need.” People have various reasons for owning firearms, from self-defense to hunting and sport shooting. Questioning the “need” implies you know better than they do when it comes to their personal choices or safety concerns. A tad condescending, don’t you think?
  2. ‘You must be paranoid.’
    Paranoia? Really? Owning a gun doesn’t mean someone is donning a tinfoil hat and waiting for the sky to fall. For many, it’s about personal safety, the safety of loved ones, or even the enjoyment of shooting as a sport. Labeling someone as paranoid for exercising a constitutional right is a bit of a stretch.
  3. ‘Guns are the problem.’
    Ah, the reductionist argument that blames an inanimate object for the complexities of human behavior and societal issues. Gun violence is a serious matter but boiling it down to “guns are the problem” ignores the multifaceted factors like mental health, socio-economic conditions, and more. It’s not as black and white as some would like to believe.
  4. ‘Gun-free zones work.’
    Cute idea, except for the pesky detail that many public shootings occur in designated gun-free zones. The concept ignores the fact that those bent on doing harm are not likely to be deterred by a sign on the door.
  5. ‘The Second Amendment is outdated.’
    The notion that any part of the Constitution is “outdated” opens a can of worms. Are other rights outdated too? The Second Amendment exists for multiple reasons, and its modern applicability is still a topic of fervent debate. Dismissing it as “outdated” is dismissive of that ongoing conversation.
  6. ‘You’re compensating for something.’
    Oh, the classic Freudian jab. This cliché suggests that owning a gun is a form of overcompensation for personal inadequacies. It’s a cheap shot (pun intended) that does nothing to further a constructive conversation about gun ownership or gun control.
  7. ‘You must be a Republican.’
    Ah, yes, because only Republicans appreciate constitutional rights? Gun ownership exists across the political spectrum, and assuming otherwise only serves to perpetuate divisions and stereotypes.
  8. ‘Only the police should have guns.’
    Entrusting an entire society’s safety solely to the police assumes an infallibility that no institution possesses. It also ignores the importance some place on personal freedom and self-defense.
  9. ‘It’s too easy to get a gun.’
    Before making this sweeping statement, perhaps consider the background checks, waiting periods, and federal and state laws that exist. “Easy” is a relative term and assumes that current laws aren’t stringent or effective.
  10. ‘Assault weapon bans work.’
    Defining “assault weapon” is notoriously tricky, and evidence on the effectiveness of bans is mixed. Saying they “work” is a one-size-fits-all statement that ignores the complexities of the issue.
  11. ‘Only criminals have guns.’
    If this were true, we’d have a country full of criminals. Millions of law-abiding Americans own guns for a variety of legitimate purposes. Conflating legal gun ownership with criminal activity is not just inaccurate; it’s disrespectful to a large part of the population.
  12. ‘You shouldn’t have a gun if you have kids.’
    This one assumes that gun owners are inherently irresponsible when it comes to storage and safety. Many gun owners who are parents take extra precautions to ensure their firearms are stored safely, away from their children. Just like you’d childproof your home for other hazards, the same goes for firearms.
  13. ‘You must be a gun nut.’
    For some reason, an interest in firearms gets stigmatized as an obsession or a sign of paranoia. Let’s remember that owning a gun doesn’t necessarily make someone a “gun nut” any more than owning a car makes someone a “car nut.” People own guns for various reasons: sport, hunting, and self-defense, among others. Labeling someone as a “gun nut” simply for owning a gun is a dismissive way to avoid more nuanced conversations about individual rights and responsibilities.
  14. ‘Guns kill people.’
    This is the “IT argument” that gets rolled out in every gun debate. While it’s true that firearms can be used to harm others, placing the blame solely on the inanimate object oversimplifies a complex issue. Most legal gun owners would point out that a gun, like a car or a knife, is a tool; it requires a human to operate it. They argue that the focus should be on responsible ownership and usage, rather than demonizing the object itself. This phrase can shut down meaningful dialogue about issues like gun safety, mental health, and responsible ownership.
  15. ‘You’re part of the problem.’
    The ol’ blame game—a classic! By declaring a legal gun owner as “part of the problem,” you’re not just tossing a Molotov cocktail into a nuanced debate; you’re also casually ignoring the fact that many gun owners are fervent advocates for responsible gun use and safety measures. Way to lump everyone together! This kind of accusatory tone isn’t just an over-simplification; it’s a conversation ender. If the goal is to alienate someone rather than discuss the complexities of gun ownership and societal issues, then bravo, mission accomplished!

Casey Lee
November 7, 2023
15 things you should never say to a legal gun owner

This set of statements was suggested to me by Microsoft Start (the default startup page with the Edge browser). I am rather impressed with it. It frequently suggests interesting articles about selecting a gun or a change in guns laws. I used to have Google News as my startup landing page. I never saw articles which portrayed gun owners as reasonable people or gun ownership as a civil right.

I suspect Microsoft created an algorithm to show me things I have expressed an interest in and just let it do it’s thing.

I suspect Google puts their thumb on the scales of what they believe is appropriate for people to read and think.

I have long considered Google to be evil. Nothing has changed to suggest I should change my mind.

Your Best Material

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Yes, because I value human life more than shitposting or having a fucking gun to substitue for a miniscule penis

YD @JustAnotherYD
Tweeted on October 30, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

When you have no facts, logic, philosophy, or SCOTUS decisions on your side you go with your best material…childish insults.

Scotch Tape is Homogender. @ScotchyMcTape

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This failed abortion prolly open carry’s to the shitter.

Guaranteed he has a small penis.

Scotch Tape is Homogender. @ScotchyMcTape
Tweeted on June 25, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

Via a tweet by In Chains @InChainsInJail.

Another day, another anti-gun person with only childish insults to counter SCOTUS decisions.

Mental Issues

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Such a small penis club here.

Thats Enjoyable @onequeerjourney
Tweeted on June 16, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

This was in response to a black man saying:

Mississippi Burning murders

That is why I own an AR-15.

UR a Smart Ass, Carl @Ur_a_Smartass_C
Tweeted on June 16, 2023

You really have to wonder how messed up their thinking is to believe a penis insult is an appropriate response to that.

Desires and Childish Insults

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Who are you to question my desire to have weapons of war decreased on our streets. Common sense gun laws are what is needed. 

You must be a horrible shot if you require an AR15 to protect yourself.(Or have micro penis issues.)

Joy Ann @JoyAnn941552
Tweeted on October 16, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

We have facts and SCOTUS decisions. They have “desires” and childish insults.

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This is why we need to ban assault weapons Too many insecure males use assault weapons as substitute phallic symbols and there masculinity Is tied in to how big they’re assault weapon is This is a dangerous combination

Jon Westergren @WestergrenJon
Tweeted on March 4, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

Their grammar is as atrocious as their thinking abilities.

Persistent Ignorance and Insults

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That must be a really small penis you are trying to make up for

Dog Sat On My Pizza (@DogSatOnMyPizza)
Tweeted on September 27, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

I moved this guy to near the head of the queue because of his persistent ignorance and insults in the thread.

But, as is usual, In Chains @InChainsInJail, kept him in his place.

The Same Old Insult

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Considering he’s a gun enthusiast I’d assume penis extensions are a factor lol

Pablo Langley (@VipabLangeenan)
Tweeted on January 14, 2022

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

This insult is so old and so predictable there should be some sort of social punishment for using it. Perhaps that is why his account is suspended.

Tobi is Just a Prejudiced Bigot

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Lmao gun nuts are always racists and sexists—also compensating for their tiny wieners, it is hilarious

Tobi Mordecai-Brown @KiutaweEX
Tweeted on September 9, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

One has to wonder if Tobi believes all the men and women of color I have taught to shoot are also racist and sexist. A sample:

I believe he is just telling the lies that used to work and not realizing that now, instead of being thought of as clever, he is merely outing himself as a prejudiced bigot.

Prosthetic Claim Not Unique

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“The Battle Cuck” posts pics of prosthetic penis replacement…

Jim Joneson @joneson_jim
Tweeted on September 11, 2023

In response to this picture:

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It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

I thought maybe this guy had come up with a unique variation of Markley’s Law with the use of the word “prosthetic”. But, no, that has already been used at least twice. Once in 2013 and again in 2016. So this guy is just one more of those tiresome examples of someone responding to our side having SCOTUS decisions by flinging childish insults.

Points for Articulation

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This is not going to be popular in liberal circles, but I’ve met with adult men who have legally purchased AR-15s and assault rifles, and their reasoning for ownership is valid and passionate and should be honored: Each one has a small, weird, or ineffective penis.

Bess Kalb @bessbell
Tweeted on July 22, 2022

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

Via a tweet from Jay (@jayhafe).

One has to give her points for articulation. That was well executed. But, as usual for her type, her insults are merely compensating for the complete lack of a practical, philosophical, or legal argument against our specific enumerated right to keep and bear arms.

Claim of Penis Size Determined By Facial Features

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looks like a small penis big gun kinda guy

BOB LOBLAW (@Allitnil42)
Tweeted on July 20, 2022

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

One has to wonder how many penises he has inspected to know how their size based upon the clothed picture of a man from his armpits up. But don’t wonder too long. It is a lie. He can’t really determine that.

It is just another anti-gun person unable to articulate a meaningful objection to someone respecting the Bill of Rights. Childish insults is all they have and, for the most part, the best they will ever have.