You’re Just a Big Baby Gun Wacko With a Small Dick

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You want to talk about a single person to avoid the reality that no one has taken away your 2nd amendment rights. No one has taken away your guns. No one is trying to take away your guns. You’re just a big baby gun whacko with a small dick.

Secret Lair Arcade (@LairArcade)
Posted on X, May 19, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

I don’t know what color the sky is in their universe but we can be certain our political reality does not match their delusions and/or lies of the political landscape.

Check out No one wants to take your guns for a quick and easy refutation of their primary assertion.

They Should Do Better Checking

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Last time I checked words didn’t kill people. I’m sorry that your manhood is threatened unless you have a firearm on your hip but with all these children needlessly dying something has to change.

Chicagoooose @Chicagoooose
Posted on X, May 17, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

This is deliberately deceptive framing. Technically they are correct about words. Just like guns, words don’t kill people kill people. But that does not mean words/ideas are not dangerous.

As pointed out by Stalin, words/ideas are more dangerous than guns:

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don’t let our people have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?

See also Crazy talk.

Chicagoooose should do better checking. But if they did, and they took their research to heart, they wouldn’t be against private gun ownership unless they were a genocidally inclined tyrant.

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Last Gasp Insult

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This is for your wife
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S/V Lady M @BwanaLawFirm
Posted on X February 22, 2024

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

This was in response to someone sharing a picture of their AR-15 chambered in 300 blk.

It is an actual “book” available on Amazon. Of course it has blank pages for content:

Living with a Micro Penis: Overcoming the Stigma of Having a Small Penis is the perfect gift for your friend with small manhood. Learn to overcome the stigma of having a wee willy with this 100-page, blank lined journal that makes a hilariously perfect gag gift for everyone – Mom, Dad, friends, and family, male or female. If you want to make someone laugh then this is the ideal present.

Zero content, because after the last gasp insult they are completely out of responses.

Simple Insult From a Simple Mind

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I’m constantly asking these people: a) how often are you being attacked in your home? b) how many people attack you at once? A shotgun and / or pistol will defend your home & family. Hunting? WTAF are you hunting? They want this gun because they have a small . It’s that simple.

Paul Groseclose @groseclose_paul
Posted on X May 11, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

Simple insults for a simple view of the world. Or, the old adage—simple things for simple minds.

But what can you expect from an anti-gun person? They have no concept of rights beyond the reach of the collective, no awareness of the impracticability of what they advocate, and no understanding of the immorality of their actions. Or, they are just flat out evil.

Truth is Stranger Than Fiction

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Don’t worry, eventually reason will prevail and all you ammosexuals will have to give up your penis stand ins.

merlingo the gringo @merlingogringo
Posted on X on May 3, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

And don’t ever let anyone get away with telling you that no one wants to take your guns.

With a bit more examination…

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He is invoking reason and in the same sentence he claims guns are penis extensions. If someone were to use this line of “reasoning” in a novel the editor would send it back to the author for a rewrite.

Hence, we have another data point to demonstrate truth is stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense.

What does he think a gun is used for?

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I don’t shoot guns cus I don’t have a little penis

stx444 (@DrStin69)
Posted on Friday, April 14, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

One has to wonder… What does he think guns are used for? These people have mental problems.

I suspect whatever his mental difficulties it wasn’t just guns that his twisted mind was getting screwed up about. His account is currently suspended:

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Insufficient Brainpower Under the Bonnet

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I don’t own any guns. I have small children and have desire to ever own a firarm, but I respect someone’s right to own one even if I don’t agree. This is someome absuing the 2A, and majorly compensating. Also drives a lifted truck I bet

Andrew Brunelli (@ambrunelli)
Posted on X April 1, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

And it is also a deleted account. I expect he just didn’t have enough brainpower under the bonnet to maintain his self-esteem after saying stupid stuff like that above.

Your Dick Grows With Each AR Purchase

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Dude…fuck off!! I articulated my points..you want to insult me, fuck off!!
You want to debate intelligently, then bring it…you want to call me names because you think your dick grows w/each AR purchase..then again, fuck off!!

Dave Lerch @DLerch22
Posted on X March 29, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

Delusions are often functional. Lerch imagining he knows what other people think allows him to feel superior to them.

No Theory of Mind

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You dare accuse me of fake bravado when you’re going to Walmart with your big gun strapped to your leg trying to fool everyone that if you have a big gun you must have a big dick. Boy are they going to be disappointed.

I’m going to take your silence as confirmation of a small penis.

Two Cent Tony @TonyLeighton8
Posted on X March 29, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

It is truly amazing the deficiency in theory of mind these people have. Many primates and even ravens could do better than this guy.

Soulless Monster With a Small Penis

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For the love of God! WHY would you do something so irresponsible as to fire that kind of death machine?! How many children had to die that day?? And you BRAG about it on social media?! You’re a monster. There’s just no other word for it; a soulless monster. …oh, and small penis.

Lee Cooper (@LeeCoop74504586)
Posted on X on March 1, 2023

Referring, of course, to an AR-15.

I think I detect a note of sarcasm.

Gun Owners Should Only Shop at Night

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Spotted: Big men with tiny dicks seen shopping with assault rifles in broad daylight.

Jon Cooper @joncoopertweets
Posted on X March 27, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

It sounds like he is saying gun owners should wait until after dark before shopping to avoid the only time of day fearful people like Jon have enough courage to go shopping.

I say shop whenever it is convenient and if people like Jon are too afraid to come out and buy food the conflict will end in a relatively short time.

Projecting Feelings

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72% of AR-15 owners didn’t serve. That says it all. With 81% being men, I suspect they feel there is something they’re missing. Such as a ballsack. And they feel they’re filling that ball-less void with a gun.

altNOAA @altNOAA
Posted on X March 27, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

You know they are desperate when they resort to childish insults. But, with the court ruling in our favor a few days ago, I’m in a playful mood. I can play this game too.

I suspect altNOAA feels inadequate because they have no legal, philosophical, or factual basis to support their opposition to firearms. So, they strike out with a childish insult in a futile attempt to bring their opponents down to their level by projecting their own feelings of inadequacy.

No Paid Cops or Military Just Penis Extenders

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We don’t need cops or a military then

You’ll do the work for free with your little penis extension

Ronald (@RB_Scott_80)
Tweeted on February 1, 2022

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

Yes, it’s from almost two years ago. I’m catching up on the backlog of Markley’s Law examples for the next few weeks.

Childish Insults, More Insults, and Nothing But Insults

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People have noticed that you ammosexuals are compensating. It’s not their fault for noticing.

Happy Warrior @PaulWDrake
Tweeted on November 16, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

This is the same person who has nothing but a laughter GIF in response to a reasonable observation:

They have childish insults, more insults, and nothing but insults.

Civil Rights Advocates are Macho – Pathetic Imbeciles

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Just cuz you assholes want to make doing the right thing difficult, doesn’t mean you’re right. Your little dick syndrome is killing random ppl.. how macho – pathetic imbeciles

Alex (@MattyV303)
Tweeted on October 27, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

I find it very telling that Alex has a nothing but a string of insults for people standing up for a specific enumerated right.

Protecting the civil rights of everyone does mean we are right.

15 Things You Should Never Say to a Legal Gun Owner

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  1. ‘Why do you need a gun?’
    Imagine asking someone, “Why do you need freedom of speech?” Owning a gun in the United States is a constitutional right, not a “need.” People have various reasons for owning firearms, from self-defense to hunting and sport shooting. Questioning the “need” implies you know better than they do when it comes to their personal choices or safety concerns. A tad condescending, don’t you think?
  2. ‘You must be paranoid.’
    Paranoia? Really? Owning a gun doesn’t mean someone is donning a tinfoil hat and waiting for the sky to fall. For many, it’s about personal safety, the safety of loved ones, or even the enjoyment of shooting as a sport. Labeling someone as paranoid for exercising a constitutional right is a bit of a stretch.
  3. ‘Guns are the problem.’
    Ah, the reductionist argument that blames an inanimate object for the complexities of human behavior and societal issues. Gun violence is a serious matter but boiling it down to “guns are the problem” ignores the multifaceted factors like mental health, socio-economic conditions, and more. It’s not as black and white as some would like to believe.
  4. ‘Gun-free zones work.’
    Cute idea, except for the pesky detail that many public shootings occur in designated gun-free zones. The concept ignores the fact that those bent on doing harm are not likely to be deterred by a sign on the door.
  5. ‘The Second Amendment is outdated.’
    The notion that any part of the Constitution is “outdated” opens a can of worms. Are other rights outdated too? The Second Amendment exists for multiple reasons, and its modern applicability is still a topic of fervent debate. Dismissing it as “outdated” is dismissive of that ongoing conversation.
  6. ‘You’re compensating for something.’
    Oh, the classic Freudian jab. This cliché suggests that owning a gun is a form of overcompensation for personal inadequacies. It’s a cheap shot (pun intended) that does nothing to further a constructive conversation about gun ownership or gun control.
  7. ‘You must be a Republican.’
    Ah, yes, because only Republicans appreciate constitutional rights? Gun ownership exists across the political spectrum, and assuming otherwise only serves to perpetuate divisions and stereotypes.
  8. ‘Only the police should have guns.’
    Entrusting an entire society’s safety solely to the police assumes an infallibility that no institution possesses. It also ignores the importance some place on personal freedom and self-defense.
  9. ‘It’s too easy to get a gun.’
    Before making this sweeping statement, perhaps consider the background checks, waiting periods, and federal and state laws that exist. “Easy” is a relative term and assumes that current laws aren’t stringent or effective.
  10. ‘Assault weapon bans work.’
    Defining “assault weapon” is notoriously tricky, and evidence on the effectiveness of bans is mixed. Saying they “work” is a one-size-fits-all statement that ignores the complexities of the issue.
  11. ‘Only criminals have guns.’
    If this were true, we’d have a country full of criminals. Millions of law-abiding Americans own guns for a variety of legitimate purposes. Conflating legal gun ownership with criminal activity is not just inaccurate; it’s disrespectful to a large part of the population.
  12. ‘You shouldn’t have a gun if you have kids.’
    This one assumes that gun owners are inherently irresponsible when it comes to storage and safety. Many gun owners who are parents take extra precautions to ensure their firearms are stored safely, away from their children. Just like you’d childproof your home for other hazards, the same goes for firearms.
  13. ‘You must be a gun nut.’
    For some reason, an interest in firearms gets stigmatized as an obsession or a sign of paranoia. Let’s remember that owning a gun doesn’t necessarily make someone a “gun nut” any more than owning a car makes someone a “car nut.” People own guns for various reasons: sport, hunting, and self-defense, among others. Labeling someone as a “gun nut” simply for owning a gun is a dismissive way to avoid more nuanced conversations about individual rights and responsibilities.
  14. ‘Guns kill people.’
    This is the “IT argument” that gets rolled out in every gun debate. While it’s true that firearms can be used to harm others, placing the blame solely on the inanimate object oversimplifies a complex issue. Most legal gun owners would point out that a gun, like a car or a knife, is a tool; it requires a human to operate it. They argue that the focus should be on responsible ownership and usage, rather than demonizing the object itself. This phrase can shut down meaningful dialogue about issues like gun safety, mental health, and responsible ownership.
  15. ‘You’re part of the problem.’
    The ol’ blame game—a classic! By declaring a legal gun owner as “part of the problem,” you’re not just tossing a Molotov cocktail into a nuanced debate; you’re also casually ignoring the fact that many gun owners are fervent advocates for responsible gun use and safety measures. Way to lump everyone together! This kind of accusatory tone isn’t just an over-simplification; it’s a conversation ender. If the goal is to alienate someone rather than discuss the complexities of gun ownership and societal issues, then bravo, mission accomplished!

Casey Lee
November 7, 2023
15 things you should never say to a legal gun owner

This set of statements was suggested to me by Microsoft Start (the default startup page with the Edge browser). I am rather impressed with it. It frequently suggests interesting articles about selecting a gun or a change in guns laws. I used to have Google News as my startup landing page. I never saw articles which portrayed gun owners as reasonable people or gun ownership as a civil right.

I suspect Microsoft created an algorithm to show me things I have expressed an interest in and just let it do it’s thing.

I suspect Google puts their thumb on the scales of what they believe is appropriate for people to read and think.

I have long considered Google to be evil. Nothing has changed to suggest I should change my mind.