Fantasy weapons will not make your dick bigger. Even if you wear camouflage while you fire it.
We have SCOTUS decision. They have Junior High insults.—Joe]
If u get the second amendment changed to ‘only f&@ckwits with small dicks own guns’ you will be free to own as many as you like real men use fists Little metrosexual wannabe gangsters feel the need to have a gun and fat old men
As Jonathan says, “This one is rather incomprehensible.” But, when you get right down to it they all are. They are debating constitutional law using childish insults.—Joe]
An AR-15 is just a civilian dick extender that people that never had the balls to enlist and Veterans with combat weapon separation anxiety use to make themselves feel big and bad during their weekly gun nut circle jerk in Bubba’s garage.
Would this be based on personal experience or is this just another one of those delusional rants we get from anti-gun people?—Joe]
As a lesbian, I can relate to NRA members because I also use inanimate objects to make up for my lack of dick.
I find it very telling that we have SCOTUS decisions and they have dick jokes.
H/T to Aaron W. for the email.—Joe]
We’re 17 children closer to the Australian solution. Unfortunately because of the pervasive gun cult of tiny-handed cowards, we’re not close.
February 14, 2017
Comment to The Latest: Student: Suspect in school shooting ‘weird kid’
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday.
This idiot thinks what they did to gun owners in Australia is plausible. It has neither legal or practical plausibility.—Joe]
the only infringement from taking your AR 15 is your penis shrinking
It’s very telling that our opposition resorts to childish insults and we have Supreme Court decisions.
Via a tweet from BFD @BigFatDave —Joe]
There should be a MINIMUM PENlS LENGTH LAW for the purchase of a gun.
September 29, 2017
Comment to Appeals court order blocks enforcement of D.C.’s strict concealed carry law
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!—Joe]
The US has too many guns and too many idiots who buy them. And we have too many idiot judges that support the idiotic republican view of guns. It may have to do with “small hand syndrome” or an inability to interact with the opposite sex.
October 2, 2017
Comment to Why Congress still won’t ‘do something’ about gun laws after Las Vegas
[This is what they think of you and the specific enumerated right to keep and bear arms.—Joe]
People in civilized cities who don’t want your little substitute penises going off in parking lots and killing their children have no say
Childish insults. It’s what they do when they realized they are on the wrong side of the law, have a philosophically losing position, and are outwitted.—Joe]
Via son-in-law Jacob:
Markley’s Law, without being called that, makes an appearance.
Yes, because nothing is more important than your manly phallic symbol and getting to murder someone. No way that could possibly go wrong…
This is what they think of people who exercise their specific enumerated right to keep and bear arms.
Via a tweet from BFD @BigFatDave.—Joe]
Replying to @JoeHuffman
Yes, you reeaally needed to @ me with your bullshit “waaah I need a gun to feel manly” nonsense. Grow the fuck up.
The three rules of SJWs are:
The initial tweet quoted above was a lie. Then in the response she doubled down on the lie and projected her immaturity onto people exercising their specific enumerated rights.
Anyone with a gun as their avatar has no objectivity They also have a small penis
Also, as further evidence of her mental capacity, she also tweeted:
no you cannot be bigoted against gun ownership
I can only conclude she is using a dictionary from some alternate universe and/or she has crap for brains.—Joe]
@Ducks_N_Bucks19 @garageleague66 Um You’re The Coward Small penis man trying to compensate with Big gunLOL …we know who you are
Also, from the same thread:
@Ducks_N_Bucks19 @garageleague66 hopefully a hunting accident will rid the world of you……..here’s hoping
It’s so sad when children aren’t taught manners or critical thinking and are allowed out in public with nothing but insults and violent impulses for social “skills”.—Joe]