Several psychologists have stated that the white male obsession w/ holding/shooting guns is compensation for small pensises & low sex drive
BTW I’m very content with my “size”. I don’t need a gun to make me feel “bigger”.
June 14, 2016
Comment to Poll: Would assault-weapon ban help prevent mass shootings?
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!—Joe]
@seahawks575791 What purposes do guns have?
2 Target Practice
3 Penis Enlargement
4 Penis Replacement
We have SCOTUS decisions. They have a startlingly limited view of reality.—Joe]
@MercilessTV @Jeff257 @NathanJRobinson because that’s what it is-AND to make a fat white guy w/a shrunken penis feel like he’s a navy seal
As usual. We have facts and SCOTUS decisions. They have grade school insults.
Via a Tweet from Proud Hunter @Duck_Hunter7.—Joe]
@shannonrwatts @rpatrickriley @MomsDemand Ooh, what big strong men, with their penis substitutes, intimidating unarmed people. How brave.
If they were intimidated by what they saw perhaps they should get some counseling.—Joe]
Does carrying a pistol make you safer? As a rule, men do not carry pistols for self-defense. Men carry guns around with them because they are the #1 non-pharmaceutical treatment for erectile dysfunction.
We have facts and SCOTUS decisions. They have grade-school insults.—Joe]
Its how you compensate for being poorly endowed. Guns are phallic symbols.
Childish insults conclusive proof she has nothing better to oppose us. It tells us she is insecure and needs something, anything, to make her feel like she is in control.—Joe]
They are like 2nd graders on the playground. “You cannot play with my ball. You can’t have it.” I hope the secret service does take their guns. It is a self-fulfilling prophecy. Big guns, oh my! They must be overcompensating for a lack somewhere else, like bravery, self esteem or some part of their anatomy.
And don’t ever let anyone get away with telling you that no one wants to take your guns.
Woo hooo! We start the new year with a double cliché score!—Joe]
Wayne LaPierce has a small penis.
March 9, 2016
Comment in a discussion on Fark.com about gun ownership.
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
As is usual those who invoke Markley’s Law are incredibly ignorant. In this case she doesn’t even know it’s Wayne LaPierre instead of Wayne LaPierce who she is trying to insult.—Joe]
We’ll know the size of their penis by checking out the size of their assault weapon.
One has to wonder why they need to know the penis size of random people. And if they really do have a need why would they examine the contents of someone’s gun safe in a silly attempt to determine it?
It’s just another data point which illustrates how messed up their “thinking” is.—Joe]
Make jokes about it long enough, eventually it’ll happen in real life.
Still, I won’t be trading in my guns anytime soon.
No doubt Joe can come up with some self defense training scenarios involving the use of both guns and sex toys. We have umbrella guns. Some entrepreneurs might consider making a dildo gun, you know, in for the case you’re attacked while dildoing. The BATFEIEIO would have to make up another NFA weapon category, Any Other Dildo (AOD) and slap a five dollar tax on it.
His real dick and his imaginary dick
What do you expect? Insults are the best she and other anti-rights people can come up with to oppose SCOTUS decisions. The KKK used insults against blacks too.—Joe]