I officially apologize to anyone who feels their penis is too small and buys large guns to compensate.
Ima Private Person @ImaPrivate
Tweeted on June 17, 2022
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Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]
Guns can’t make your penis bigger or stop you from being a virgin
Badlieutenant @badlieutenantX
Tweeted on June 4, 2022
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I presume he is sharing this because he had to learn it from personal experience.
Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]
I figured it out. “Stack up” is code for “I have a small penis”
Apparently Boosted Steve @Steverocks35
Tweeted on June 7, 2022
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Boosted is apparently at a loss for anything other than a childish insult as a response.
Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]
How about we stop pretending that men’s obsession with guns has nothing to do with their feelings of inadequacy, especially as it relates to genitalia? Everything? No.
A small piece? For sure.
pun intended #GunControlNow
Valerie @MsPinkBehavior
Tweeted on May 29, 2022
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When you don’t have a principled, legal, or practical argument you go with the best you have… childish insults.
Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]
A man who’s twig & berries are so small you couldn’t find them with an electron microscope, compensating with a bunch of deadly phalli/phalluses. And because of that his wife invited the mailman “in for tea” about six years ago. 
Ddraig RSP @Draigg
Tweeted on May 3, 2022
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Insults. They lack the philosophical, moral, and legal high ground so they go with the best of what they have left.—Joe]
You are illegally storing your guns. Did you take your gun training? Or those guns are illegal too? Instead buying a bunch of guns to feel manly, would you ever consider just doing some push-ups? Or just accept that you have a small peen, instead of over compensating?
Hey Now! @HeyNowTrucker
Tweeted on May 12, 2022
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Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]
Democrats have guns, too. We just don’t jerk off with them in public.
John Collins @Logically_JC
Tweeted on April 26th, 2022
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Democrats obtain theirs illegally then commit crimes with them.
Via a tweet from In Chains@InChainsInJail.—Joe]
I don’t mention my service time to compensate for a micropenis like you and your open carry buddies do.
Gulf Coast Chris @_gulfcoastchris
Tweeted on April 28th, 2022
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When the most productive thing you can contribute to a public discussion are insults you can always count on anti-gun people to deliver.
Via a tweet from In Chains@InChainsInJail.—Joe]
That’s an awfully small penis you have there, Mr. Jmezz.
SantaMonicaMM @SantaMonicaMM
Tweeted on April 22, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
When the most productive thing you can contribute to a public discussion are insults you can always count on anti-gun people to deliver.
Via a tweet from In Chains@InChainsInJail.—Joe]
I like Paul Lee Teeks’ version:
Navy Gunner @TroyBaisch
Tweeted on April 10, 2022
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When the most productive thing you can contribute to a public discussion are insults you can always count on anti-gun people to deliver.
Via a tweet from In Chains@InChainsInJail.—Joe]
Big gun = tiny dick.
Also.
Small gun = tiny dick.
Mark @mark_melbin
Tweeted on April 12, 2022
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Or, in this case, “doesn’t know what science is”.
Via a tweet from Ben Rondeau@BenRondeau4.—Joe]
OK…silent generation? Whatever the hell you were. Thanks for all the impotent killers you trained
Nicholas Roske needs to learn to apply himself @DanLoney36
Tweeted on June 14, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
The quoted tweet was in response to someone saying they were a CCW instructor.
This claim takes some contemplation to even begin to respond to it:
It is not possible to manufacture, distribute or sell an AR-15 safely. We have decades of evidence. Its only use is to kill civilians and children. Its very existence creates a market for murder.
He apparently lives in a alternate universe from the one I am familiar with. In my universe tens of millions of AR-15s are safely in the hands of millions of citizens and are used to fire hundreds of millions of rounds each year. Yet blunt objects are used more frequently to murder people than are killed using an AR-15. And sharp objects such as knives are used far more often than blunt objects. Either all those 100s of millions of rounds malfunctioned or they are being used for something other than to “kill civilians and children”. Hence this guy is delusional and/or an evil liar.
This law expert is also well know for:
Saying an AR-15 is protected by #2A is like saying child pornography is protected by #1A
This one tells you all you need to know about him:
Ashli Babbitt? Love her. I love her so much, I think next time they should make a few dozen just like her
Why are we pretending these #2A scum are human beings?
And this was directly to me before I was blocked:
It’s just a never-ending abyss of moral and intellectual failure with, for want of a better term, “people” like you I don’t care if the vast majority of mass shooters are Whigs. As long as these weapons are legal, children will die. It can’t be any more clear.
This is what he thinks of people who don’t agree with him. He dehumanize them and wants them dead. For more examples see here.
It was an interesting exchange. Links to SCOTUS decisions, criminology facts, and pointing out the errors of his ways were responded to with insults and additional bad legal takes. I had to wonder if he is paid to be a troll. He was clearly way in over his head and just kept going long after I left to go to the range.—Joe]
I’ll just leave this here for mr tiny dick!
ENOUGH ALREADY! Wear a damn Mask! @moluvs2dive
Tweeted on April 21, 2022
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Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]
Also, only a bro would be into 3D printing illegal guns. How many more symbolic dick substitions must we endure, ffs? I GET Y’ALL HAVE ANXIETIES. It’ll be ok, see a therapist.
Dr Ruth Marshall is Kicking Against the Pricks @wtfis2bdone
Tweeted on April 25th 2022
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Childish insults versus SCOTUS decisions. I wonder which will prevail…
Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]
I’ve got a suggestion for you and your fellow gun worshipers (sic), Instead of wearing a mask stick the barrel of your piece in your mouth. Maybe those 14 children killed in Texas would have been safer from the virus and you psycho, small-penis gun fondlers.
John Kowalko
Delaware state Rep. (D)
Posted on Facebook May 26, 2022
Dem State Rep. Goes On Fake-Fact-Checker Facebook Meltdown, Tells ‘Small-Penis’ Gun Supporters To Kill Themselves
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Via email from Rolf.
This is what they think of you. They want you dead.—Joe]
Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather
Tweeted on April 12, 2022
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I suppose it could be a thing like what Barb said a few months after we started dating:
You are just so hot when you carry a rifle. Isn’t that weird?
But I think that is unlikely in this case.
Via a tweet from Chuck Petras.—Joe]
well, for many, it seems their guns are their penis extensions/subsitute, making up for their massive insecurities. So when you make a joke, or threaten to take it away, they feel rather threatened. You are threatening to CASTRATE them Sister Mary. And that makes them cry.
johnrevill7 @johnrevill7
Tweeted on April 4, 2022
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Childish insults are no match for SCOTUS decisions.—Joe]
It’s a classic form of compensation for… y’know.
Connor Bible @bibliomania94
Tweeted on April 2, 2002
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
It is a classic case of Markley’s law. A form of compensation for not having a meaningful thought and insults are the best they can come up with.
Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]
I don’t know who needs to hear this but your gun collection is not a substitute for your lack of assertiveness in the bedroom.
Rogue Skillet an Robasdanach @ButtholeOutlaw
Tweeted on March 16, 2022
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Via a tweet from Law Firm of SolitaryPoorNastyBrutish&Short @AubreyLaVentana.
I suppose insults are better than nothing. But, it makes it obvious he has nothing of substance.—Joe]
Thx for announcing you have a tiny wee bit to the world.
KB undercover BYEdon! @kaliope_bower
Tweeted on March 23, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
Thanks to @kaliope_bower for announcing when opposing the specific enumerated right to keep and bear arms the best they have are childish insults. We have SCOTUS decisions.
Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]