Category Archives: Markley’s Law

In the course of many gun control conversations the anti-gun person will propose the reason people want to own or carry guns is to “feel more manly” or to “compensate for inadequate equipment”. The pro-gun people have named this “Markley’s Law”. The origin of Markley’s Law is here.

No Surprises from High-Ranking Colorado Progressive

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Research shows that micropenis can cause a psychological cascade that results in men tormenting themselves with bullshit and then withdrawing from society to escape said bullshit.

It’s okay until they come back out for food or whatever. Should have prepped more. #copolitics

𝖠𝗅𝖺𝗇 𝖥𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗄𝗅𝗂𝗇 @alanfranklin
Deputy Director, ProgressNow Colorado. All opinions are my own, Retweets ≠ endorsement, and my bosses know I am kind of a loose cannon already so ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Posted on X, September 24, 2024

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday; it is another science denier (see also here)!

See also his more recent posts here and here.

It should come as no surprise they are high-ranking Colorado Progressive. Anyone stupid enough to subscribe to such beliefs will of course be unable to articulate an intelligent response to someone advocating for gun rights. All they have are lies and insults.

I will notify the appropriate people in Colorado to put him on their list of people to report for prosecution.

Crude Insult and Threat

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You’re gonna be mad when we seize all your Penis Replacements and melt them down into cock rings & butt plugs.

JAY carreon @JAYcarreon6
Posted on X, July 8, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday; it is another science denier (see also here)!

With such a crude insult and threat, it should come as no surprise the account has been suspended.

It will be interesting to see how interested JAY is in those toys after he has attempted a few seizures. I suspect there be a burning need to plug some newly created holes.

Unnoteworthy

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But it hurts tiny-penis-big-pickup-truck-with-trump-decal-wrap-mommy-never-loved-me crowd’s fee-fees.

Annoying Liberal @CodeAficionado
Tweeted on May 27, 2022

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday; it is another science denier (see also here)!

They are a self-admitted “Leftist libtard.” And they were so “successful” on Twitter their last post, repost, or reply was in 2023.

That makes them unnoteworthy and even repeating their extremely tired old insult, not even a little bit annoying.

I had them in my Markley’s Law queue and just wanted to take them off the list.

Threatened Masculinity

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Our experiment showed that men whose masculinity had been threatened demonstrated more interest in owning various firearms compared to men whose masculinity was boosted or not altered. Women whose femininity was threatened did not differ from women whose femininity was boosted or not altered in terms of their firearm interest. These findings suggest that firearm ownership may be one way to prove or regain a sense of manhood.

Borgogna, N. C., McDermott, R. C., & Brasil, K. M.
2022
The precarious masculinity of firearm ownership.

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday; it is another science denier (see also here)!

They want the old insult about penis size to be true so bad they will spend money on trying to prove even a hint of “diminished masculinity” related to gun ownership.

Show and Tell

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It really is crazy.

The owner of the gun is probably enjoying all the fuss, but I bet he’d rather just have a normal sized penis.

Stephen Geary @sag1015
Posted on X, January 23, 2024

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday; it is another science denier (see also here)!

We have a 100s of millions of guns, billions of rounds of ammunition, a specific enumerated right, and SCOTUS decisions to back it all up.

Yet, he thinks we have feelings of inadequacy. I think he is projecting and/or knows that the best he can bring to show and tell are childish insults.

Progressive Currency: Violence and Sex

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Progressives fixate on genitalia and sex because that’s the only currency they have. No matter how diseased or obese a progressive is, there’s someone out there willing to copulate with it.

regular guy @regularguyguns
Posted on X, January 25, 2024

A little something different for Markley’s Law Monday.

This was in the context of a now deleted post on X of a Markley’s Law example. While it is not an example of Markley’s Law, he asserts he knows why they use penis insults. I think that, at best, he is only partially correct.

First, I would not say that is the only currency they have. They also have violence.

Violence is even more widely “traded” by their ilk than the sex. Nearly all mass shooters are democrats/liberals/progressives. And then there was Comrade Stalin – Leader of Progressive Mankind.

I further assert their “trade” in violence is a major reason they want to ban guns for ordinary people. They want to freely “trade” in this preferred currency of theirs. Gun owners impose a rather high “tax” on its use.

I also assert there are multiple reasons for the sexual insults. But the main reason is because these insults would be particularly hard hitting to them.

The Only Inadequacies are Inadequate Understanding

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This has always been about money, greed, and power. To the NRA leaders and the bubbas, military-style weapons in the hands of Americans are power. The power of overkill. The power to disregard others’ safety, including that of school children. The power to wave a big gun around to substitute for other inadequacies.

Carol Lennox
September 20, 2022
There Is No Greater Injustice Than Supporting Gun ‘Rights’ Over Children’s Lives – The Good Men Project

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday; it is another science denier (see also here)!

There is lots of opportunity to roll your eyes about in the article. My first opportunity was the third sentence:

I’ve spit buckshot out while eating quail my uncle shot.

She attempts to deflect her critics by claiming she grew up in a gun culture and understands us. Unfortunately for her she demonstrates she really doesn’t know the culture at all. The inadequacies are all in her understanding.

See also Being in favor of gun control isn’t the height of morality – Bearing Arms for more comments about this article.

Demonstrate Markley’s Law and Get Ratioed

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Needs a bigger dick.

Sara Spector @Miriam2626
Tweeted on December 25, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday; it is another science denier (see also here)!

This was in response to this tweet:

What is surprising is this is someone who claims she is a:

Political and Legal pundit. Midland Texas Criminal Defense Attorney.

A lawyer so at loss for words she invokes a childish insult. That is really telling you something about the strength of her position on guns and gun owners.

Of course she was totally ratioed. There were some memes I had not seen before, too.

Via Ron Swanson has had enough @Junglist1776:

Via Toshiro Grendel @ToshiroGrendel:

Via 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎 @DissidentWillie:

Meanwhile, in your panties..

Who Will Scream Into the Void?

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Why do I have to keep telling these rabid gun humpers to eff off? I don’t GAF about their gunsplaining.

I want stricter #gunregulation and #AR15s off the street. I don’t GAF they aren’t automatics and y’all are all muted. I SUPER DON’T GAF.

Scream into the void, donuts. SCREAM.

ToutdeSuiteLaSinner @ToutSuiteSinner
Tweeted on June 5, 2022

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday; it is another science denier (see also here)!

It is very telling that she thinks her ignorance is nothing to be concerned about. Her willful ignorance will only cause her more pain.

After the Heller, and especially the Bruen decision, the only screams we will be doing are victory screams. The long-term screaming into the void will be by the likes of ToutdeSuiteLaSinner.

Schadenfreude can be so sweet.

They Always Resort to Childish Insults

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Oh, look at your little plastic girly guns in all those pretty colors! Those will definitely tell the world that you have nothing in your pants. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Koko Pup かわいくて強い💙 @therealkokopup
Posted on Twitter on December 15, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday; it is another science denier (see also here)!

When they don’t have a rational response, they always resort to childish insults.

Dead Battery for a Brain

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Small D energy right there, boyo!

Showing off your insecurities, is never ever sexy!

HELLSPAWN @IndictmentSniff
Tweeted on December 6, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

If I just glance at that quote I think it refers to a D-Cell battery that is nearly dead. Weird, huh?

Perhaps that is a good metaphor for his intellectual capabilities.

Doubling Down on the Childish Insult

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Nah y’all just have smol pp’s

LiL MopHead (@XxSPINELxX)
Tweeted on July 1, 2022

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

This QOTD was the response when I pointed out Markley’s Law to them and suggested their previous childish insult helped reduce their fear of gun owners.

They Can’t Run, They Can’t Hide, The Internet is Forever

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Just the ones with TDS!!

(tiny dick syndrome)…

Karls_quest (@Karls_Quest)
Posted on X, November 20, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday; it is another science denier (see also here)!

His account is deleted, but the Internet is forever:

Make Believe Psychology Degree

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That Mr “Tactical” combined that truly ridiculous man-spreading/crotch shot with all those guns is a blatant confession that he has a very tiny penis & he’s really self-conscious about it.

Sometimes a cigar *isn’t* just a cigar…how many phallic symbols does this guy need?

Kim Votes Blue @nkanow
Posted on X, November 20, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

Everyone should know by now that Freud was wrong about the whole penis envy thing. She must have received her psychology degree from the back of a cereal box.

Chaotic Minds

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You ain’t shit but a bunch of virgins with small dick insecurities, btw go listen to Mando Bel on Spotify and Apple Music

LiL MopHead @AnonUrNot
Tweeted on June 30, 2022

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

Yes. Their minds really are that chaotic. It is no wonder they don’t trust the general population with firearms. They think everyone else is just as mentally messed up as they are.

Unencumbered by Rational Thoughts

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It’s nobody’s business that you have a tiny cock, but if you keep dropping clues with AR15s, punisher skulls and the like, we’re all going to realize that your cock is extremely small.

NotRonzilla @NotW1970
Tweeted June 25, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

And it takes nothing further from him for the rest of us to realize he is unencumbered by rational thoughts*.

* On Saturday I had lunch with my friend Elizabeth and she used the phrase “unencumbered by a high IQ”. I thought it was wonderfully funny and have adapted and adopted it.

A Markley’s Law Troll

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If you want to use Guns join the military and fight the Russians, if you limp dick ammosexuals aren’t too cowardly!

Only soldiers and cops need guns. No one else can be trusted.

Cussing-Chan @SwearingSama
Posted on October 23, 2024 on X.

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here) … or a troll.

I’m about 75% convinced it is a troll. The claim that cops can be trusted was their first tell. Their bio was the second:

Are you reading this to see if you’re being trolled/mocked or not?

Probably yes.

For doing such a great job of creating uncertainty as to the proper interpretation of their posting I moved them to the head of the Markley’s Law Monday queue.

Prejudiced, Science Denying, Award-Winning Journalist

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Notice all the short racist white men with small penises who never went to college who’re posting that their 2nd amendment right “SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED”

David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @David_Leavitt
Posted on X, October 26, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

Leavitt claims:

Award-Winning Multimedia Journalist. Bylines: CBS, AXS, Yahoo, Examiner, etc.

Who would expect someone with such a high-status job to be a prejudiced, science denier? They are an award-winning journalist!

Oh… Maybe that explains everything.

Incidental Contact with Our Reality

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Wouldn’t a penis implant be cheaper?

john @john_odocoileus·
Posted on X, Nov 29, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

Via a post from In Chains @InChainsInJail.

This was in response to this post:

As usual, the anti-gun people don’t even make sense. Carl is getting paid by X for engagement by the anti-gun people and gets a free AR-10 out of their attention. So, what can be cheaper than that? It is as if “john” didn’t read or can’t comprehend Carl’s words.

These people only have incidental contact with our reality.

Does Anti-gun Guy Have Remote Viewing Ability?

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Nah. I enjoy laughing at you all looking at each other’s small cocks.

“Maybe we need guns to be real men, fellas…..”

Got any evidence for that claim? 🐀 @TakeThatEarth2
Posted on X November 5, 2023

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier (see also here)!

Either he is lying, or he has remote viewing abilities. The U.S. government spent $20 million over 20 years investigating remote viewing and concluded it was pseudoscience. So, I’m going with he is lying about claiming to know gun owners are looking at each other’s penis.