No Surprises from High-Ranking Colorado Progressive

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Research shows that micropenis can cause a psychological cascade that results in men tormenting themselves with bullshit and then withdrawing from society to escape said bullshit.

It’s okay until they come back out for food or whatever. Should have prepped more. #copolitics

𝖠𝗅𝖺𝗇 𝖥𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗄𝗅𝗂𝗇 @alanfranklin
Deputy Director, ProgressNow Colorado. All opinions are my own, Retweets ≠ endorsement, and my bosses know I am kind of a loose cannon already so ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Posted on X, September 24, 2024

It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday; it is another science denier (see also here)!

See also his more recent posts here and here.

It should come as no surprise they are high-ranking Colorado Progressive. Anyone stupid enough to subscribe to such beliefs will of course be unable to articulate an intelligent response to someone advocating for gun rights. All they have are lies and insults.

I will notify the appropriate people in Colorado to put him on their list of people to report for prosecution.

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6 thoughts on “No Surprises from High-Ranking Colorado Progressive

  1. Sooner or later, I can just imagine some American gun-owner deciding to take one for the team.

    “Hi, my name is Richard Johnson. I am an American gun owner, and in this photo I am proudly holding my second-favorite gun, an officers’ model 1911. In this photo I am holding my nine-inch penis, which, as you can see, is clearly larger than my 1911. So, in response to the many claims that gun owners have small penises — my wife heartily disagrees with you.”

    • Too funny!
      My cousin could have done your photo shoot with about 12″.
      That being said, we all know the truth about this. And Alan is just doing what Sal told him to.
      “Look in the mirror and accuse the other guy of what you’re doing.” Or in this case about what you have?
      The part about him being a “loose cannon”, gave it all away.
      When rhetoric and fantasy are your reality. Like poor Alan, it just naturally comes to the forefront in speech.
      Cause it can’t come out any other way if you know what I mean.

  2. With them it’s all about penis size, isn’t it?
    I don’t know what causes this, but it makes me less willing to associate with them.

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