Markley’s Law in Playboy
This is in the 2014 Jan/Feb issue of Playboy magazine (page 238): As Barb said when I showed it to her, “I can barely get the joke.” Could it be they actually think in those terms and it make sense … Continue reading
This is in the 2014 Jan/Feb issue of Playboy magazine (page 238): As Barb said when I showed it to her, “I can barely get the joke.” Could it be they actually think in those terms and it make sense … Continue reading
It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via email from Barron who found the link at Say Uncle. So what could they possibly be thinking this accomplishes? They win a “crap for brains” tag as well.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but your gun collection is not a substitute for your lack of assertiveness in the bedroom. Rogue Skillet an Robasdanach @ButtholeOutlawTweeted on March 16, 2022[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it … Continue reading
I got a chuckle out of this (via November Papa Charlie @rcst) as a potential response to someone exercising Markley’s Law: I’m not so thrilled about the statement in absolute terms. There are lot of other advantages I would rate … Continue reading
As a lesbian, I can relate to NRA members because I also use inanimate objects to make up for my lack of dick. Marie Connor @thistallawkgirlTweeted on February 21, 2018[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! I find it very telling that … Continue reading
@Duck_Hunter7 @Rickmayhem @DCHomos @johnrtworld and you think the gun does what exactly make up for your tiny penis Lisa Stingel Mifsud@sportslawyerlisTweeted on June 12, 2016[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a tweet from Proud Hunter @Duck_Hunter7.—Joe]
This isn’t quite an example of Markley’s Law because it doesn’t appear in the context of a debate about gun owner rights. But it’s close enough to be on topic: Via email from Jeff on Saturday who said: Saw this … Continue reading
Via a tweet from Dana Loesch: @DLoesch very weak sauce Dana. You must have woke up on the opposite side of your gun barrel dildo. Yes, Dana Loesch makes love to her guns Saucy Minx @SaucyMinxedTweeted July 19, 2016 Is … Continue reading
Somehow I don’t think this is the most effective way to convince people of their righteous. It just makes people laugh. The following is brought you by David Hale on Facebook: Listen brianless, I live nine miles from Newtown; those … Continue reading
Yesterday I was reading a blog post about how the Government Spent $224,863 On “Custom-Fit” Condoms and came across this graphic of world wide penis size distribution (units are centimeters): If there was any truth to the claims by those … Continue reading
It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! As Phil said: That 3 minutes has the highest concentration of stupid I’ve seen in a video in quite a long time. The female co-host has absolutely no idea of what she is saying. I … Continue reading
I don’t know exactly when or where it happened but someone defaced the bumper sticker on my vehicle: It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
Dr. Nicole Prause (@nicoleprause@qoto.org) @NicoleRPrauseTweeted on December 5, 2022[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier! Well, that is a little bit of an exaggeration in this case. There wasn’t actually a debate on gun ownership … Continue reading
Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TXTweeted on November 28, 2022.[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier! Via a tweet from Fletch @Fletche97083235. This in response to*: My bedside table pic.twitter.com/sIdRYJcLTK — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 28, 2022 Also, this … Continue reading
1890 and Ruby ridge was an arrest warrant.. get real dude. You just want them to make you feel good about your dick lol. Keri Szatkowski @KeriBear22Tweeted on November 25, 2022[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another … Continue reading
The correlation between those who love AR-15 and those with micropenis syndrome is likely very high. Charles Van Doren @TurdFerguson59Tweeted on November 22, 2022[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier! I find it interesting they … Continue reading
Wow there was a whole lot of small dick energy coming from your tweet. My god you cucks are so sensitive! Can’t handle free speech The_right_thinks_memes_are_facts (@Politicallyexp2)Tweeted on November 17, 2022[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another … Continue reading
Everyone open carrying is over compensating for other short cummings. That’s all they’re doing. Not for safety or security, but out of shame. Art Daddy @tumbled_heroesTweeted on November 13, 2022[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science … Continue reading
Brown Eyed Susan @smc429Tweeted on November 11, 2022[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier! Via In Chains @InChainsInJail. How about, “You fear shopping because you might see someone exercising their constitutionally protected rights? Let me … Continue reading
Democrats have guns, too. We just don’t jerk off with them in public. John Collins @Logically_JCTweeted on November 11, 2022[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier! Via In Chains @InChainsInJail. Citation needed. You have to … Continue reading