Markley’s Law in Playboy
This is in the 2014 Jan/Feb issue of Playboy magazine (page 238): As Barb said when I showed it to her, “I can barely get the joke.” Could it be they actually think in those terms and it make sense … Continue reading
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Markley’s law Monday art
It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via email from Barron who found the link at Say Uncle. So what could they possibly be thinking this accomplishes? They win a “crap for brains” tag as well.
New Markley’s Law Response Meme
Quote of the Day TrumpDavidian @godhatesMAGAsPost on X February 17, 2023 It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier! There are lots of great responses to this guy’s post. Many of the memes are repeats I … Continue reading
It Could be Worse. They Could Have Invoked Markley’s Law
Quote of the Day Notable strong law states like Illinois and Maryland remain plagued with high gun violence in their biggest cities—in large part because they’re targeted by traffickers. Indeed an outsized share of likely trafficked crime guns recovered in … Continue reading
Boring Markley’s Law Demonstration
Quote of the Day That must be one really tiny penis Vrt @SkullSkates71 Tweeted on February 27, 2023 It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier! This assertion is so old and boring I nearly fell … Continue reading
Markley’s Law is compensation for a small brain
Quote of the Day If you’ve got an arsenal, you’re compensating for something. Alicia @spookyblue1995Tweeted on February 27, 2023 It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier! Alicia has it wrong. The correct observation is that … Continue reading
Markley’s Law Monday
Quote of the Day Cool, because you need an automatic weapon…FFS give it a rest with your replacement for a dick. Seriously all I hear from all your arguments is “I have a micropenis and substitute my guns to feel … Continue reading
Markley’s Law at a Planck Level
Quote of the Day It’s impossible to talk about your dick because words don’t exist at the Planck level Grandma Canada @Grandma_Canada Tweeted on December 10, 2022 It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier! I’d … Continue reading
Quote of the day—Rogue Skillet an Robasdanach @ButtholeOutlaw
I don’t know who needs to hear this but your gun collection is not a substitute for your lack of assertiveness in the bedroom. Rogue Skillet an Robasdanach @ButtholeOutlawTweeted on March 16, 2022[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it … Continue reading
Markley’s Law response
I got a chuckle out of this (via November Papa Charlie @rcst) as a potential response to someone exercising Markley’s Law: I’m not so thrilled about the statement in absolute terms. There are lot of other advantages I would rate … Continue reading
Quote of the day—Marie Connor @thistallawkgirl
As a lesbian, I can relate to NRA members because I also use inanimate objects to make up for my lack of dick. Marie Connor @thistallawkgirlTweeted on February 21, 2018[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! I find it very telling that … Continue reading
Quote of the day—Lisa Stingel Mifsud@sportslawyerlis
@Duck_Hunter7 @Rickmayhem @DCHomos @johnrtworld and you think the gun does what exactly make up for your tiny penis Lisa Stingel Mifsud@sportslawyerlisTweeted on June 12, 2016[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a tweet from Proud Hunter @Duck_Hunter7.—Joe]
Markley’s Law Monday bonus
This isn’t quite an example of Markley’s Law because it doesn’t appear in the context of a debate about gun owner rights. But it’s close enough to be on topic: Via email from Jeff on Saturday who said: Saw this … Continue reading
Markley’s Law equivalent for woman?
Via a tweet from Dana Loesch: @DLoesch very weak sauce Dana. You must have woke up on the opposite side of your gun barrel dildo. Yes, Dana Loesch makes love to her guns Saucy Minx @SaucyMinxedTweeted July 19, 2016 Is … Continue reading
Markley’s Law, ignorance, hate, and violence
Somehow I don’t think this is the most effective way to convince people of their righteous. It just makes people laugh. The following is brought you by David Hale on Facebook: Listen brianless, I live nine miles from Newtown; those … Continue reading
Testing Markley’s Law
Yesterday I was reading a blog post about how the Government Spent $224,863 On “Custom-Fit” Condoms and came across this graphic of world wide penis size distribution (units are centimeters): If there was any truth to the claims by those … Continue reading
Markley’s law Monday—video
It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! As Phil said: That 3 minutes has the highest concentration of stupid I’ve seen in a video in quite a long time. The female co-host has absolutely no idea of what she is saying. I … Continue reading
Markley’s Law defacement
I don’t know exactly when or where it happened but someone defaced the bumper sticker on my vehicle: It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
An Itch?
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Quote of the Day Perhaps a penis enlargement would scratch the same consumerist itch MelanieCosmicfox.bsky.social @M9ScarlettPosted on X May 30, 2023 It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier! She thinks people by guns because they … Continue reading
Self-Own Projection
Quote of the Day You know that the .50 BMG is legal to purchase and own everywhere in the US except California, as long as it was made/imported before May 18th 1986, right? And yes, if it helps you feel … Continue reading