Hunting is the sport of the diminutive penis.
Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman
Tweeted on September 3, 2019
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
It is my hypothesis that Ms. Silverman does not have a statistically significant representation of hunter penises in her data set of penis sizes. Furthermore, it is my conjecture, she is exhibiting a classic case of “sour grapes”.—Joe]
Charlie should automatically be dismissed as irrelevant to the conversation. He apparently has an obsession with comparing guns to male genitalia. That’s a sure sign that he’s an ignorant, uneducated, demented leftist.
They are the only ones who view guns as penises.
Cowntess Of Austerity @_MoCowBell_
Tweeted on November 9, 2019
[I was tempted to post the tweet Cowntess is referring to. But this is better.—Joe]
You know you don’t need to worry. You have lots of guns 🙂 you’re a big man with your store-bought dick replacements.
David Miranda @davidfsmiranda
Tweeted on March 18, 2019
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
If you look back on his tweets near this time it’s a near constant string of insults at gun owners. Tweeting from Portugal gives him so much credibility too.
Yeah, he really should expect to win hearts and minds with that attack plan. It shows too. He has 55 Twitter followers.—Joe]
How come so many magats have guns on their profiles? Tiny pecker syndrome. Next mass shooter alert!!!! I hope the FBI is informed.
Giancarlo @GiancarloC1985
Tweeted on September 6, 2019
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!—Joe]
“I’m a pussy with a small dick so I carry a gun because I’m a coward and it makes me look like less of a coward” is that closer?
A. R. G. @AdamRobGoCop
Tweeted on September 14, 2019
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a tweet from The Original SPQR in 3D @SPQRzilla.
This was in response to the question:
What’s the state motto of New Hampshire, you idiot?
I’m listening to the book Militant Normals: How Regular Americans Are Rebelling Against the Elite to Reclaim Our Democracys:
The author, Kurt Schlichter, addresses this attitude, and even brings up “penis size” in the gun debate. His claim is that “The Elites” despise “The Normals” and many even want us dead.
What’s it like to be such a robotic, soulless gun nut freak, making up for an incredibly small part of your anatomy by brandishing a gun?
William Cairns @guppy270
August 23, 2019
Tweeted on August 23, 2019
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
This is what they think of you.—Joe]
Just to clarify. Never owned a gun, never touched a gun, never will, so if u need to keep your semi-automatics because of people like me with my love of democracy, anti racism, women’s rights, my protest signs and my superior Wit, I’m thinking small dicks abound. #NRABloodMoney
Lisa Donovan O’Dwyer @lodawake
Tweeted on August 8, 2019
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
It may be that she does have a quicker wit than most who validate Markley’s Law. She either deleted her account or temporary disabled it with a few hours of the tweet above.
H/T The Original SPQR in 3D @SPQRzilla.—Joe]
Big gun, small dick
Le Fameux Biz @HommedePaix1
Tweeted on August 5, 2019
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
H/T to The Original SPQR in 3D @SPQRzilla.
We have SCOTUS decisions. They have childish insults.—Joe]
YOU NEED TO GROW A PAIR AND STOP 
GETTING YOUR LACK OF MANHOOD FROM A FIREARM. ITS A PIECE OF METAL, IT DOESN’T DEFINE YOU
CO Independent @COIndependent1
Tweeted on August 5, 2019
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
H/T to less fat Dave @BigFatDave.
We have SCOTUS decisions. They have childish insults.—Joe]
While you guys are off stroking your shafts dreaming of some armed rebellion in the downfall of society and you get to be Rambo, the rest of us are moving on with civilization.
DintMentalFloss @DintMentalFloss
Tweeted on July 29, 2019
[I give this an “honorable mention” for an another Markley’s Law Monday because they didn’t mention penis size.
In addition to resorting to childish insults they overlook the fact that The Gun Is Civilization.—Joe].
Yet another lifelong member of the micro penis club chimes in. With yet another totally lame & stupid comment. 
Paul Quinn @PQuinn2007
Tweeted on July 18, 2019
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
H/T to The Original SPQR in 3D @SPQRzilla.
The best response as of the time of creating this post was from s a hinchcliffe @SAHinchcliffe. She said:
Yet another misogynist exposes his Pro-Rape, Pro-Domestic Violence support
I have nothing to add to that.—Joe]
Bigger the gun, the smaller the pee pee
Idlbeokay_bob @idlbeokay
Tweeted on July 9, 2019
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
They have childish insults. We have SCOTUS decisions.—Joe]
Big gun = small wienie Embarrassing #RVA #Virginia again surrounding unarmed @MomsDemand & children who are fighting to keep kids & workplaces safe #gunsense laws
KarenVCU (@KarensHavoc)
Tweeted on July 9, 2019
[When the arguments are weak, the weak lash out, and then we get another Markley’s Law Monday! And they delete their tweet because these cowards know they can’t defend themselves in the free marketplace of ideas.
H/T to Craig @SpaceSquids, The Original SPQR in 3D @SPQRzilla, and less fat Dave @BigFatDave.—Joe]
Dunno …
My (point) is that guns are for those with tiny penises.
And that they’re for people who want to kill w/o any skill.
#AnyIdiotCanShoot
Mark in Minnesota @mark_casper_usa
Tweeted on July 7, 2019
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
H/T to less fat Dave @BigFatDave.
Oh, and he blocked me. I find that very telling. His ideas can’t stand up to even the most casual of criticism.—Joe]
Do all #Conservative men have down there and feel it’s necessary to compensate by having the biggest #gun possible? They sure get #Triggered when you point out that the Fore Fathers wouldn’t stand for the current relaxed gun laws in this country.
✳Logan✳ @Loganjefferyals
Tweeted on June 23, 2019
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
Logan gets a crap for brains tag as well. There were no federal gun laws until long after the founders were dead.—Joe]
as a poor person thinking logically do I A) want to spend $600 & up on an AR15 Im never going to carry because of a tiny peepee or B) spend $300 om a pistol I can CCW or C) spend $150 on a crappy hi-point I can CCW. Ill take B and C before A. But I do have balls.
Oculusprince2017 @Oculusprince201
Tweeted on May 26, 2019
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
There is so much fail in this line of “reasoning” it’s no surprise they went with Markley’s Law.—Joe]
Who needs a fully functional penis when you can have this?!?
Metro NY Jerry @JBucknoff
Tweeted on June 14, 2019
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
H/T to less fat Dave @BigFatDave.—Joe]
Actually I do get to tell you because its my freedom. You have the freedom not to listen. And its not about self defense you have a tiny dick complex and need something to over compensate for it. Have you considered a 357 magnum with extended barrel to make up for it?
Oculusprince2017 (@Oculusprince201)
Tweeted on May 27, 2019
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
I sometimes find it curious just how messed the brain wiring of an anti-gun person is (see also here). As Lyle often reminds us, they insist they have the “freedom” to do wrong. Also they believe that what we say is at total odds with they “know” what we are thinking. This whole “I know what you are really thinking” thing is a sign of certain personality disorders.
I wonder if these people can ever be cured or at least get the crazy under enough control such that they aren’t a threat to everyone around them. I understand that reality is sometimes difficult to discern but, wow, these people are really out of touch.—Joe]
Gun nuts= small penis complex
sheral howe @sheralan
Tweeted on May 21, 2019
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
H/T to less fat Dave @BigFatDave.—Joe]
I got a chuckle out of this (via November Papa Charlie @rcst) as a potential response to someone exercising Markley’s Law:
I’m not so thrilled about the statement in absolute terms. There are lot of other advantages I would rate just as high from associating with women who aren’t social justice warriors.
