Kim’s Horizon Air interview

Daughter Kim called about 30 minutes ago.  The interview went well.  She said she was really nervous though.  I used to go through that airport twice a week for several years. Barb had told me Sarah had called to talk to Kim and I remember Sarah.  I wasn’t sure if she would remember me though.  It’s been four years (almost to the day) since I last went through there.  I remember chatting with Sarah at the ticket counter just before I left for Seattle.  I said the computer business was sort of shaky right then and I could get laid off any time.  She told me to let her know if I needed a job.  I smiled and laughed.  I was laid off the next day and I haven’t been back through that airport since.  Barb related this story to Kim last night when she went shopping with Kim for some clothes to wear to the interview.

One of the first things Sarah and Kim talked about was me.  Sarah wondered how I was doing.  She wondered if Kim was my daughter and figured it must be so when she saw the email address (Kim used joehuffman.org as the domain).  Kim brought Sarah up to speed on where I was working and why I wasn’t going through the airport twice a week anymore.  They are interviewing 10 people and will be hiring two.  The odds aren’t too bad.  I figure Kim has a 50-50 chance considering her looks and her personality.  Kim is still very, very excited.  I’m happy for her.

It’s rare for me to rant

But Henry pushed my buttons one too many times.  See also his blatherings with Rolf.  Now I need to take a walk before I will be able to go to sleep.  And I have an 8:00 meeting with the Department of Homeland Security tomorrow too.  I hope I can sleep when I get back from my walk.  If I had my chemistry set here in Richland I would be tempted to detonate some reactive targets just for stress relief.

Kim gets an interview at Horizon Air

Daughter Kim called a few minutes ago and was very excited.  She has an interview with Horizon Air tomorrow morning.  If she gets the job she will spend three weeks in Seattle, starting on May 1, for training.  She will miss Boomershoot but I told her I hoped that happens.  She hung up after saying she wanted to get off the phone so she could jump up and down and scream.

Pink smoke in the news

As I said the other day I helped Barb’s sister-in-law in making some pink smoke.  It was on the Chicago local ABC news today.  One of Katy’s friends Anne left a comment on my blog and both she and Katy are in the video with the pink smoke.  That video will probably disappear in just a few days and I can’t seem to find a way to save it.  So view it now if you are so inclined. 

NBC news has a slide show and video with purple smoke and Katy also.  The text is here.

Other articles include:

Boomershoot is less than two weeks away

There are only nine shooting positions still avaiable.  I have the remainder of the target bodies (cardboard boxes) on order and they should arrive by next weekend.  Barb and I rented a motor RV for the kids to retreat from the rain and wind (assuming the weather is typical Boomershoot weather) in and for us to sleep in while there.  We probably will make it available to the press during the day too.

The event is now a Lewiston Pistol Club event instead of a Palouse Practical Shooters Club event.  You should see those changes on the web site soon.

Katy called me asking how to make a pyrotechnic device

Katy once got upset hearing, from the other room, the sounds of a dynamite shoot video.  So when I got this call from her the other day asking how to make a particular type of pyrotechnic device I was just a little bit surprised.  I always figured she just tolerated me because I was married to her husband’s sister.  I keep the guns and explosives away from her and try not to bring the topics up in her presence.  But she called me Tuesday and asked, “How can I make pink smoke?”  Not exactly in my domain of expertise but not all that far out either.  I told her I would research it for her and that I was pretty sure I could help her.  But what did she want it for?  How much smoke did she need?  How soon did she need it, etc.?  She has to have it by Monday because the local television crews were going to be there to film it.  Huh?  She explained–she and others think the Pope should allow women to be priests.  The conclave (did I get that right?) will release smoke to announce a new Pope has been selected.  Katy and friends want to release pink smoke as a form of protest.  Okay, that’s a reasonable enough request.  It’s probably not illegal even inside the city limits of Chicago.  And certainly, if done halfway right, no one will get hurt which is far more important to me that not offending the sensibilities of the city of Chicago.

I did the research and found a safe way for them even with their short time frame–but it will be violet instead of pink.  Pink is doable but they didn’t have the time and expertise to pull it off.  Katy thanked me then sent an update this morning:

Joe,

Just had to tell you the latest before I run off to work!
I said “local”
Well….now it is national, CNN is coming! They want to see pink smoke!
Maybe international-maybe the boys in the Vatican in Rome will see us in Chicago.

WOC national contacted Skylighter and that is what we will use.
It won’t be pink but violet and violet is the color of stoles we wear! 

Thanks for your contact

Let us hope it is bright and shining on Monday.

Katy

So if CNN shows violet smoke on Monday you can thank, or curse, me for enabling them.

I don’t know whether to be embarrassed or proud

A resolution from the Idaho State Legislature has me a bit confused.  I suspect it started out ‘straight’ and amendments got added to make fun of it.  But I just don’t know for certain.  A sample:

  5        WHEREAS,  the  State of Idaho recognizes the vision, talent and creativity
  6    of Jared and Jerusha Hess in the writing and  production  of  "Napoleon  Dyna-
  7    mite"; and
  8        WHEREAS,  the scenic and beautiful City of Preston, County of Franklin and
  9    the State of Idaho are experiencing increased tourism and economic growth; and
 10        WHEREAS, filmmaker Jared Hess is a native Idahoan who was educated in  the
 11    Idaho public school system; and
 12        WHEREAS,  the  Preston  High School administration and staff, particularly
 13    the cafeteria staff, have enjoyed notoriety and worldwide attention; and
 14        WHEREAS, tater tots figure prominently in this film thus promoting Idaho's
 15    most famous export; and
 16        WHEREAS,  the  friendship  between  Napoleon  and  Pedro   has   furthered
 17    multiethnic relationships; and
 18        WHEREAS,  Uncle Rico's football skills are a testament to Idaho athletics;
 19    and
 20        WHEREAS, Napoleon's bicycle and Kip's skateboard promote better air  qual-
 21    ity  and  carpooling  as alternatives to fuel-dependent methods of transporta-
 22    tion; and
 23        WHEREAS, Grandma's trip to the St. Anthony Sand Dunes highlights  a  long-
 24    honored Idaho vacation destination; and
 25        WHEREAS,  Rico  and Kip's Tupperware sales and Deb's keychains and glamour
 26    shots promote entrepreneurism and self-sufficiency in Idaho's small towns; and
 27        WHEREAS, Napoleon's artistic rendition of Trisha  is  an  example  of  the
 28    importance of the visual arts in K-12 education; and
 29        WHEREAS,  the schoolwide Preston High School student body elections foster
 30    an awareness in Idaho's youth of public service and civic duty; and
 31        WHEREAS, the "Happy Hands" club and the requirement  that  candidates  for
 32    school  president  present  a  skit is an example of the importance of theater
 33    arts in K-12 education; and
 34        WHEREAS, Pedro's efforts to bake a cake for Summer illustrate the positive
 35    connection between culinary skills to lifelong relationships; and
 36        WHEREAS, Kip's relationship with LaFawnduh is a tribute to e-commerce  and
 37    Idaho's technology-driven industry; and
 38        WHEREAS,  Kip  and LaFawnduh's wedding shows Idaho's commitment to healthy
 39    marriages; and
 40        WHEREAS, the prevalence of cooked steak as a primary food group pays trib-
 41    ute to Idaho's beef industry; and
 42        WHEREAS, Napoleon's tetherball  dexterity  emphasizes  the  importance  of
 43    physical education in Idaho public schools; and
 44        WHEREAS,  Tina  the  llama,  the  chickens with large talons, the 4-H milk

                                           2

  1    cows, and the Honeymoon Stallion showcase Idaho's animal husbandry; and
  2        WHEREAS, any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of  the
  3    Legislature  of the State of Idaho who choose to vote "Nay" on this concurrent
  4    resolution are "FREAKIN' IDIOTS!" and run the risk of having the "Worst Day of
  5    Their Lives!"

From Periodic Journal of my wandering.

Update: I fixed the link to the bill.

Kim called at midnight

A couple minutes before midnight (Mountain Time) Kim called to ask if Othello was on highway 26 going the right direction.  She didn’t remember it going the other direction.  It was there and she was on the right road going the right direction.  She just needed to stay on 26 until she gets to Colfax.  Colfax is “home territory” and close enough that Barb can rescue her if necessary.

She should be home by now.

Kim is on her way home from Seattle

Hi Dad. The pass was bare and dry.  No problems at all.  I got a late start but I would have been stuck in traffic if I had left earlier anyway.  I was wondering… Does I-90 turn into highway 36?  Or is it 26?

Groan.  I-90 goes until it turns into Chicago.  And she needs to turn off I-90 at Vantage to get on highway 26.  She accepts my correction gracefully and goes on:

Is Wenatchee between home and the Tri-Cities?  Because I saw a sign and wondered if that would be a quicker way to get home.

Wenatchee is way north of where she wants to go.  I reply, “No, that is Washtucna you are thinking of.“

Oh, that’s right.  Okay.  Well, I’m doing just fine.  Love you Daddy.  Bye.

I’m over a 1000 miles away from my namesake (Kimberly Joe versus Joseph Kim), who has no concept of impending doom, and now I’m supposed to sleep?  At least we have two kids in reserve who probably will live to see their 25th birthdays.

Albuquerque with reasonablenuts Ben and William

The trip from Pasco to Albuquerque was pleasant enough considering all the violations of my 4th Amendment rights in the process.  Ben and William met me at the range and I put 50 to 60 round down range with my Microsoft Gun Club Object Embedding Tool (a special edition Olympic Arms PCR-1).  AKA an AR-15.  We are at about 5000 ft above sea level here and the setting on my scope for 500 meters is about right for 650 yards.  The wind was just about head on and even with the 50 grain bullets I didn’t have to compensate for the wind but the tiniest bit.  I was shooting at a steel plate that was about 18 inches square and once I got on target I could hit it every time.   It was a bit boring so I started practicing shooting faster.  Could I get off two accurate shots before the sound from the first one came back?  Just barely.  Cool!

I shot Williams Garand too.  I’ve never had my hands on one before.  Odd that it kept shooting low for me.  The first shot was close and thereafter even though I kept raising the point of aim it would hit way too low.  I must have been flinching or something.  Very odd.

Ben and William took me out to dinner afterwards and we talked about guns, Henry, and Boomershoot.

Kim’s newest adventure

Kim is off to Seattle in her car you would have trouble trading for a family meal at nice restaurant.  She should arrive about midnight.  She ‘needs’ to help out her roommate who was visiting her ex-husband when she had a miscarriage of someone else’s baby.  Or some such thing like that. 

I’m off to New Mexico tomorrow morning and can’t hang around to rescue her if she has problems on her way back.

I wish she wouldn’t worry her parents so much.

Very interesting

Henry, my “opponent” on a variety of subjects from government mandated ID cards to gun control, shows up on this page.  At least it is his name — “Henry Boitel”.  His name is among the “Special Thanks“ credits for a movie called “Inside Deep Throat” along with well known (in some circles) actresses Marilyn Chambers, Nina Hartley, Candia Royalle, and others.  He’s a lawyer so it’s possible probable that he did some lawyer type work for them rather than contributing “original material“.

It’s also interesting that my website gets the highest ranking by google for a search on his name.  I could do “interesting” things with that if I wanted too…

Ry made it back to Redmond

His alternator did something odd while he was delivering the Tannerite.  It probably had something to do with the Duke’s of Hazard type driving across the creek or out through the scab patch to the Taj Mahal.  Anyway, about 1:30 AM this morning he made it back to Redmond and posted a summary of his lazy Sunday.

Boomershoot Adventure Day

The weather forecast (Orofino which is a little warmer) is fantastic. 

High 64° F

Maximum RealFeel® 73° F

RealFeel Shade® 65° F

Winds SE at 1 mph

Wind Gusts 2 mph

Maximum UV 5

Thunderstorm Probability 0%

Amount of Precipitation 0.00 in

Amount of Rain 0.00 in

Amount of Snow 0 in

Hours of Precipitation 0

Hours of Rain 0

Gusts of 2 MPH.  There have been boomershoots where the wind never went below 10 MPH.

The van is packed, I’m ready to go.  Pictures and report sometime after we get back.

Boomershoot dinner and status

Those of you already signed up for Boomershoot 2005 should have the email about this, but for those that haven’t signed up I’ll mention it here and when I get around to it put it on the Boomershoot 2005 web page too.  Stephanie has arranged for a group dinner on Saturday night, April 30th.  The plan is that this year we will have all the targets made earlier and we be able to sit down and have a nice dinner with everyone the evening before we crater the field and shake up houses for miles.  Of course if it’s anything like most years I’ll be back on site building targets again later than night. I’m also going to give a little speech titled Past, Present, Future: Boomershoot and Freedom.  I don’t have much more than the title so far but I figure I can start work on it “real soon now”.  I’ll put the details of the dinner up on the web site soon so spectators (we have spectators drive as far as 350 miles some years) can RSVP and attend as well.

I haven’t posted it on the web site yet but another three shooting positions have been taken.  The reduces it to 13 shooting positoins still available.  I’m receiving about one call or email each day asking if there are positions still available so I expect there will be less than ten by next weekend.

Today is a better day

First thing this morning I made contact with someone willing to provide hundreds of live bodies for “human subject testing” at minimal cost for one of my research projects.  That’s very encouraging.  Then a few minutes ago I got a call from the repair shop–the cost of the van repair is under $2000 including tax.  Still painful but will be able to expand my diet beyond the lentils and potatoes from the farm I was envisioning.

And finally the weather forecast for Sunday, and the Boomershoot Adventure is good.

Bad news, good news

When I arrived at work in Richland this morning my computer had rebooted.  Bad news since I had a job running that takes about a week to complete with no ability to restart at an intermediate point.  It was a little over half done when the power went out for several hours.  Even if I had a cheap UPS on it I would have been screwed.

I took the van in to have some work done on it.  The brake fluid was low and I figured they needed new pads in front and lining in the rear-maybe the rotors needed to be turned too.  The throttle was sticking some and the temperature never went above 155F.  When I dropped it off they said approximately $250.  Not bad.

I got a call a little while ago.  Bad news.  In addition to the things I already knew about I have some leaky seals and hoses that need to be replaces, the transmission needs to be flushed, and the rear brake cylinders need to be replaced.  Total damage estimate is $2400.  Plus, they can’t get all the work done today and which means I can’t go home until tomorrow night instead of tonight as planned.

The good news is that when I called Barb to tell her the news she told me Hewlett Packard is taking James out for dinner tonight.  He’s interviewing for a summer intern job.  He has had a number of disappointments with rejections from Microsoft, Google, and others.  He is a junior with a 4.0 grade average in computer science and you would think he shouldn’t have a problem getting a good summer job–but things are a little bit tighter that expected.

I’m going to the range in Albuquerque

Email and a followup call result in a “date” to go to the range near where I will be staying in Albuquerque.  It goes out to 600 meters so I’ll take my boomershoot rifle.  I am told to expect it to be hot, dry, dusty, and lots of sand.  I’ll need to pack my sunscreen.

A contrast in news reporting

The Florida legislature passed a bill that basically says you can use deadly force when confronted with deadly force.  Previously the law said you must first try to retreat before you can use deadly force to defend yourself.  The way new reports put a spin on this is interesting.  First is from Agence France-Presse worldwide agency via Yahoo:

Florida eyes allowing residents to open fire whenever they see threat

MIAMI (AFP) – Florida’s legislature has approved a bill that would give residents the right to open fire against anyone they perceive as a threat in public, instead of having to try to avoid a conflict as under prevailing law. 

Outraged opponents say the law will encourage Floridians to open fire first and ask questions later, fostering a sort of statewide Wild West shootout mentality. Supporters argue that criminals will think twice if they believe they are likely to be promptly shot when they assault someone.

Republican Governor Jeb Bush, who has said he plans to sign the bill, says it is “a good, commonsense, anti-crime issue.”

Current state law allows residents to “shoot to kill if their property, such as their home or car, is invaded by an unknown assailant.”

But it also states that if a resident is confronted or threatened in a public place, he or she must first try to avoid the confrontation or flee before taking any violent step in self defense against an assailant.

The bill, supported by the influential National Rifle Association, was approved by both houses of the Republican-run legislature on Tuesday.

Compare that to The Tallahassee Democrat:

House passes self-defense bill


Measure heads to Bush, who says he’ll sign



DEMOCRAT POLITICAL EDITOR

The House voted overwhelmingly Tuesday for a self-defense bill aimed at letting armed citizens “stop violent crime in its tracks,” removing the legal presumption that people should back away from deadly confrontations if they can.

Gov. Jeb Bush said he will sign the measure (SB 436) when it reaches his desk. He said some early concerns among state attorneys and law-enforcement agencies had been worked out in the legislative process.

Some urban Democrats offered a series of ill-fated amendments on the House floor, trying to limit the bill to people in their homes and cars. Rep. Dan Gelber, D-Miami Beach, futilely argued that allowing deadly force in a barroom brawl or street confrontation would result in innocent bystanders getting killed or maimed.

“For a House that talks about the culture of life, it is ironic that we are devaluing life as we are in this bill,” Gelber said. “It legalizes dueling. It legalizes fighting to the point of death, without anybody having a duty to retreat.”

But Rep. Dennis Baxley, R-Ocala, said the bill would allow people only to use “appropriate” force.

“You can only do what somebody does to you,” Baxley said. “What this does is allow law-abiding citizens to stop violent crime in its tracks.”

The bill’s protection would not apply to robbers, drug dealers or anyone else who might claim self defense while using a gun to defend a criminal activity. Shooting at police who properly identify themselves while entering a home or removing a driver from a car would also not be protected under the bill.

Passage was never in doubt. Overwhelming majorities in both chambers co-sponsored the bill, and the proposal cleared the Senate unanimously last week. The House voted 94-20 on it, with Reps. Loranne Ausley, D-Tallahassee, Curtis Richardson, D-Tallahassee, and Will Kendrick, D-Carrabelle, all voting for it.

Baxley said members of the Florida Cabinet, the Florida Sheriffs Association, Police Chiefs Association and Florida Police Benevolent Association supported the bill. To speed the measure to Bush, the House substituted the Senate-passed version by Sen. Durrell Peaden, R-Crestview, for Baxley’s identical House bill.

Rep. Irv Slosberg, D-Boca Raton, warned that the bill “will possibly turn the state of Florida into the O.K. Corral.” Rep. Joyce Cusack, D-DeLand, asked members to “think of the message that we are sending our children – that if you feel threatened, you can kill someone.”

But supporters of the bill said the same arguments were heard in the late 1980s, when Florida adopted a law allowing law-abiding residents to get concealed-weapon permits. Despite predictions that crime would increase, backers of the new bill said the law has not resulted in wild shootouts.

“I think this bill values life,” said Rep. Don Brown, R-Defuniak Springs. “It values my life when some criminal tries to impose his will on me.”

Rep. Bill Galvano, R-Bradenton, said police and prosecutors could still apprehend people who use unreasonable force. “What is being removed is the duty to retreat,” he said.

Bush said “we vetted the bill” and he was satisfied that it would not make Florida a dangerous place to live.

“I’m comfortable that the bill is a bill that relates to self-defense,” Bush said. “It’s a good common-sense, anti-crime issue.”

Interesting, huh? The French press tries it’s best to present the (soon to be) law as shoot first and don’t worry about answering questions ever. It’s not that at all. It reflects the reality of violent confrontations. They are fast as well as violent. You don’t have time to think or look around for a means of retreat. The aggressor chooses the time and place of the attack they are not going to give you realistic options to submission–unless you bring those options, such as a handgun, to the encounter unbeknownst to them.

Of course this reminds me of a joke about the French military:

Q: Do you know the most common injury in the French military?
A: Sunburned armpits.

I’ll be in Albuquerque next week

I’ll be attending a class Thursday and Friday.  I’ll be staying near the airport but will have a car.  Anyone want to get together sometime and “chew the fat”?  Thursday night is taken but I arrive about 15:00 on Wednesday with nothing to do until Thursday morning.  Friday evening is also available.