@wallsofthecity @Jan202017 great! I don’t care about your need to shore up your masculinity with a prosthetic penis.
Frenchpug14 @frenchpug14
Tweeted on October 18, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!—Joe]
Category Archives: Markley’s Law
Quote of the day—Azathoth @ArkhamRealty
The 20th C Left had to shoot people en masse to get them to obey.
The 21st C Left plans on using dick jokes.
Azathoth @ArkhamRealty
Tweeted on January 13, 2016
[This is only true because it’s the best the Left has available at this time. If they had the power to murder people en masse they would.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Ryan Holiday
There is a reason that the weak are drawn to snark while the strong simply say what they mean. Snark makes the speaker feel strength they know deep down they do not posses. It shields their insecurity and makes them feel like they are in control. Snark is the ideal intellectual position. It can criticize but it cannot be criticized.
Ryan Holiday
2013
Trust Me, I’m Lying: Confessions of a Media Manipulator
[This is a bit of an oversimplification. You can say what you mean, have a strong position, and still be snarky. But in many cases, as exhibited by the endless cases of Markley’s Law, Holiday is absolutely correct.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Bacon @Baconmints
The paid nra trolls are freaking out about being founding members of the #tinycockclub. It’s too funny. #bokbok #fuckthenra #gunsense
Bacon @Baconmints
Tweeted on December 23, 2014
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
Via a Tweet from BFD @BigFatDave.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Mo @Mo_2015UK
@PC_Kyllyr @Frozty2u And you sir are a right wing cunt, who has a micro penis who needs his large gun to make up for not satisfying women.
Mo @Mo_2015UK
Tweeted on October 25, 2015.
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
Via a tweet from Proud Hunter @Duck_Hunter7.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Bacon @Baconmints
The paid nutters of the nra, aka the #tinycockclub are losing their shit. It’s hysterical. Search my mentions, point, laugh. #gunsense #bok
Bacon @Baconmints
Tweeted on December 23, 2014
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
Via a Tweet from BFD @BigFatDave.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Michael Z. Williamson
Americans should possess at least 1.25 billion firearms, likely closer to 2 billion, and at least 1200 rounds of ammo on hand in between range trips.
Only a coward with a small penis would argue for less.
Michael Z. Williamson
December 27, 2015
They Complain About 1.1 Guns Per Person? That’s Not Nearly Enough
[Okay, without the prevalence of Markley’s Law the last sentence would be a little over the top. But the anti-gun people do go with Markley’s Law all the time so I find it amusing to reverse the tables on them.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Leftside Annie@LeftsideAnnie
@kounteeline And you’re a doughy, stupid, tiny-dicked moron fapping while you watch Rambo movies & eat Cheetos. Fuck off. @wallsofthecity
Leftside Annie@LeftsideAnnie
Tweeted on October 20, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a Tweet from Linoge.
It’s very telling we have the facts and SCOTUS decisions on our side and the best they can muster is childish insults.—Joe]
Quote of the day—David Hale
Fuck you Connecticut Carry … go buy some Viagra if you need to open carry in order to get a hard on. Malloy has what you lack in abundance … balls! And yeah, America has much more to fear from you piss ant little boys who need your toys than we ever had to fear from the refugees. Go off in a closet and jerk your tiny dicks … we ARE coming for your fucking automatic weapons you fucking dick heads! NO MORE SANDY HOOKS just so you can get hard!
David Hale
December 13, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
Via email from Rich B. of Connecticut Carry, Inc.
When all they have is ignorance and hate this is what you get. It’s the best they have.—Joe]
Markley’s Law, ignorance, hate, and violence
Somehow I don’t think this is the most effective way to convince people of their righteous. It just makes people laugh.
The following is brought you by David Hale on Facebook:
Listen brianless, I live nine miles from Newtown; those could have been my two sons with their brains blasted out because some nitwit mother thought it would be cool to teach her mental ill son how to shoot an automatic weapon. Had Adam Lanza NOT had access to his AR, would he still have shown with smaller caliber weapons? Possibly, but most likely SOME of those first graders would have survived. But you and your sick friends don;t give a shit about that; all you care about is how hard your dick gets when you drive your BMW to the range to shoot you “big boy” weapons. Amazing how none of you brave sons of bitches volunteers to fight in a real war. Take your perceived (and incorrect) right and stick it up your ass! We ARE coming for your fucking guns!
And this:
No, Dickhead I refuse to acknowledge your word for word talking points as you have been pathologically programmed to spout by that criminal Wayne LaPierre and his whores for the gun industry. You will never acknowledge that people would be alive today if weapons of mass destruction for use by the military to kill large amounts of people in as little time as possible were not allowed in the hands of amateurs. But agin, that’s because you and your little group of gun lovers (emphasis on the word lovers since you need them to get it up) have no sense of decency, are hugely narcissistic and probably would stand up for your rights to target shoot even if some maniac pumped a dozen rounds into your own child. Sick, sick, sick.
And this:
Giggle? Glad on this date you find this all so funny, you sick fuck. Sorry to disturb you … go back to jerking off on your weapons dickhead.
And then on to the violence:
And before I delete you from my page, let me reiterate … with the Governor and two US Senators leading the way, Connecticut IS coming for you guns dickhead. Hopefully we will pry them from your cold, dead hands.
We have facts and SCOTUS decisions on our side. They have Markley’s Law, ignorance, hate, and threats of violence. It’s the best they can come up with.
Quote of the day—Bacon @Baconmints
Yeeehaw, can’t get it up? Yeeeeeehaw!!!! Just buy a gun to fight yo battles in the sack!!! Yeeeehaw!!!! #tinycockclub #bokbok #gunsense
Bacon @Baconmints
Tweeted on December 23, 2014
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
Via a Tweet from BFD @BigFatDave.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Superguts™ @superguts
@vincethetrucker, yeah I have no gun but well endowned down there, You have lots of guns and prob there is a reason why. stop chasing me.
Superguts™@superguts
Tweeted on October 14, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
Via a tweet from Huntin/Shootin Nurse @Duck_Hunter7.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Bacon @Baconmints
Hey everybody, that guy you know who is super proud of his guns, ya, he’s impotent. #tinycockclub #bokbok #fuckthenra #gunsense
Bacon @Baconmints
Tweeted on December 23, 2014
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
Via a Tweet from BFD @BigFatDave.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Superguts™ @superguts
@Phibear94 Don’t worry about me, go give a hug to those mini dick assault rifle -toting insecure little boys who call emselves men #NRA men.
Superguts™@superguts
Tweeted on October 14, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
Via a tweet from Huntin/Shootin Nurse @Duck_Hunter7.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Jason Bournemouth@EczemaBoy
Of course I stand with #CocksNotGlocks. “Sex baaad! Violence gooood!” These little boys running around with penis extensions are pathetic.
Jason Bournemouth@EczemaBoy
Tweeted on October 13, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
Via a tweet from Linoge.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Texano713 @ Texano713
@_Tom_Bishop #cocksnotglocks
Texano713 @ Texano713
Tweeted on October 12, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
Via a tweet from Linoge.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Darcy @brooklinegirl
@tinaissa One time, I said to a gun nut, Gun Avi=Teenie Weenie Dick. Boy, did he get upset. Babies.
Darcy @brooklinegirl
Tweeted on January 25, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a tweet from Linoge.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Bacon @Baconmints
You can be tough, you can be brave or you can buy a bunch of guns like a scared little coward. Your call. #tinycockclub #bokbok #fuckthenra
Bacon @Baconmints
Tweeted on December 23, 2014
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
Via a Tweet from BFD @BigFatDave.—Joe]
Quote of the day—obvious-if-you-read-carefully
The problem are guns being stolen from these wannabes who watch the “Terminator” movie and have too small wee wees and run down and blow their wad on the cool blue steel of a handgun then take it home so they can stroke it and fantasize. Of course, not bothering to save any money for the gun safe or even a trigger lock. Then a year later when they are bored of it, they leave it on the dresser in plain sight and the bad guy spies it through the window and breaks in and takes it.
Then a year later the gun is used to kill someone.
What universal checks allow us to do is track the gun back to small wee wee guy who made it available to the criminal element by his irresponsible ownership of it.
obvious-if-you-read-carefully
April 1, 2015
Comment to Gun background check hearing: Does bill close loophole or create unenforceable law?
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
One might also ask this bigot if he has a citation for the research backing up his claim that this scenario is “the problem” and how background checks would improve his imagined scenario.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Dell Grifith @D0NNIE_BRASC0
@TitoJazavac they definitely don’t make dicks grow
@Karlmm3 @nicky0472 @ShengLong111 @ArmedLimey @Paul197 @KentAtwater @EdCarman @JimJlr2
Dell Grifith @D0NNIE_BRASC0
Tweeted on March 22, 2015
In response to, “guns don’t stop crime or make people smart.”
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
One has to wonder if he ran the experiment and was disappointed in the results. But I’m pretty sure that he (or she) isn’t interested in experiments, data, and analysis. Childish insults appear to be the epitome of their accomplishments.—Joe]