Quote of the day—Shaun King ‏@ShaunKing

Even more so, when white men hold big black guns and shoot power out of the tips of them, it gives them a racial-psychosexual high.

Shaun King ‏@ShaunKing
Tweeted on December 5, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

Via a Tweet from Michael Z Williamson ‏@mzmadmike.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Superunknown‏ @TheCatholicBoat

@HarryThetech76 @RuncibleSpoun my hypothesis is that you’re a confederate sister fucker with a small dick, who overcompensates with guns.

Superunknown‏ @TheCatholicBoat
Tweeted on December 16, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

Via a tweet from Linoge.

We have SCOTUS decisions, facts, and rational arguments. They have childish insults.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Josh Barro ‏@jbarro

The NRA is backing Trump because it’s not a gun rights group, it’s a group for people who are insecure about their penises.

Josh Barro ‏@jbarro
Senior Editor at Business Insider. MSNBC contributor. Host of KCRW’s Left, Right & Center. Host of @hardpasspodcast.
Tweeted on May 20, 2016
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

We have SCOTUS decisions. The best a “senior editor” can come up with is childish insults.—Joe]

Quote of the day—I Am #ABWisdom‏@adbridgeforth

TinyPenisAlert

I Am #ABWisdom‏@adbridgeforth
Tweeted on December 8, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

Via a tweet from Linoge.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Audrey Kline‏@AKlineinCO

@BoreGuru That’s not what I saiiiiiid. Go display your peni-I mean- brain size elsewhere, troll. #copolitics

Audrey Kline‏@AKlineinCO
Tweeted on December 8, 2015
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Via a tweet from Linoge.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Shaun King ‏@ShaunKing

Guns are the ULTIMATE phallic symbol. No item in our society looks, and even functions more like a penis than a handgun.

Shaun King ‏@ShaunKing
Tweeted on December 5, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

Via a Tweet from Michael Z Williamson ‏@mzmadmike.—Joe]

Quote of the day—bachety‏ @mbachety

@NRA aka #SmallPenisClub Where are all the good guys with a gun?

bachety‏ @mbachety
Tweeted on December 3, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

Via a tweet from The Original SPQR ‏@SPQRzilla.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Alan Franklin‏@alanfranklin

Classy guy! Maybe we get you some therapy for your firearm penis compensation issues first. #gunsense

Alan Franklin ‏@alanfranklin
Tweeted on December 4, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

Via a tweet from Robb Allen.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Leftside Annie‏@LeftsideAnnie

@BrowningMachine Even more ironic that one who substitutes an instrument of killing for their tiny penis projects that onto me. #justsaying

Leftside Annie‏@LeftsideAnnie
Tweeted on October 20, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a Tweet from Linoge.

It’s very telling we have the facts and SCOTUS decisions on our side and the best they can muster is childish insults.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Bacon @Baconmints

Oh, you’re in a “club” that you have to pay to be a member of. Sounds awesome. Silly, nra cowards. #bokbok #tinycockclub #gunsense

Bacon @Baconmints
Tweeted on December 23, 2014
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

Via a Tweet from BFD‏ @BigFatDave.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Cloudy‏ @CloudyHawk

@Cmf68Kevin anyway, no one needs a machine gun, no matter how much they think it will make their penis grow

Cloudy‏ @CloudyHawk
Tweeted on December 10, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

Via a tweet from Linoge.—Joe]

Quote of the day—edsdet @edsdet

@Gunsandcoffee12 @AdamPiersen @FShagW is what’s disgusting. America want created for you to masturbate with an AR 15 in a weekend militia

edsdet @edsdet
Tweeted on March 15, 2016
[Via a tweet from Adam Pierson‏ @AdamPiersen.

It’s almost a Markley’s Law, but not quite, so I’m not making it a Markley’s Law Monday post. Besides, I’m not really hurting for material. Markley’s Law Mondays are already scheduled out through the middle of January 2017.

But note, as is typical with these type of people, they don’t even make sense grammatically. And even if you corrected the grammar they still wouldn’t make sense on any of several different levels.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Doogie Howitzer‏ @HowitzerDoogie

new #Backgroundcheck #gunsense law: Men may not purchase a hand gun larger than their penis (or ammo>testicle diam.)

Doogie Howitzer‏@HowitzerDoogie
Tweeted on December 1, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

Via a tweet from Linoge.

Well, I suppose it makes as much sense as any other background check scheme.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Nelson ⚒‏@NeLoNe79

@MilitiaJim @wallsofthecity @JClaireBurke You love need guns I get it, God didn’t bless you enough in the trousers.

Nelson ⚒‏@NeLoNe79
Tweeted on November 30, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

Via a tweet from Linoge.—Joe]

Quote of the day—surfinbird512 @surfinbird512

some big fat piece of shit behind an AR 15! he can’t even see his dick.

surfinbird512 @surfinbird512
Tweeted on November 25, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a tweet from Linoge.

Just remember, we have SCOTUS decisions, they have childish insults.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Bacon @Baconmints

The funniest kind of coward is a gun nutter nra coward. Their lack of self awareness makes them easy targets. #bok #tinycockclub #gunsense

Bacon @Baconmints
Tweeted on December 23, 2014
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

Via a Tweet from BFD‏ @BigFatDave.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Joe College (@newguy42)

@StrippedLower @grassfed_butter For starters, my wiener is bigger then 3 inches so I don’t need a gun.

Joe College (@newguy42)
Tweeted on October 19, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!—Joe]

Quote of the day—God Hates Windbags (@GodH8sWindbags)

@wallsofthecity @robdoar Need phallic symbol to show your manhood? Buy a fucking Camaro

God Hates Windbags (@GodH8sWindbags)
Tweeted on October 30, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a tweet from Linoge.—Joe]

Quote of the day—Ms. Ann Drist (@saltphoenix)

and the first thing to shit up my mentions with trollish-ness? A man with a gun. Always swinging their dicks when you call ’em out. Or guns.

Ms. Ann Drist (@saltphoenix)
Tweeted on November 2, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!—Joe]

Quote of the day—Paige‏ @Trunthepaige

@SnowdenEd @Duck_Hunter7 @orangeblood307 @JoeHuffman Somebody is talking about penises so it must be a gun conversation with anti gun folks.

Paige‏ @Trunthepaige
Tweeted on January 20, 2016
[In a break from the usual Markley’s Law Monday I’m presenting a slightly different view of the theme today.—Joe]