@statasiore I dont need a weapon to face the world nor do I need a surrogate @NRA penis-anyway u indulge urself so 31k get shot ea yr in US
The left honourable @bamboozled3
Tweeted on January 12, 2016
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@homebuilderpa @TimothyJPadilla Hey big guy, we know why guns matter to you. But the girls probably prefer Viagra.
Frank McConnell@BratFrye
Tweeted on January 30, 2016
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Those who need to know already know what this means:
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@amzieaa Pls forgive language but I’m not putting up w/ crap from losers like -> @HitByTorpedo who compensates for teeny penis size w/guns
Ferallike @ferallike
Tweeted on February 1, 2016
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You can be smart, brave and good looking, or you can be a gun nutter. Gun nutting is no way to go through life. #tinycockclub #gunsense
Bacon @Baconmints
Tweeted on December 23, 2014
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@Trunthepaige
Ed S. @SnowdenEd
Tweeted on September 15, 2015
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This guy is particularly dim-witted because @Trunthepaige is a woman.
Via a tweet from QuackHead/PotterHead @Duck_Hunter7.—Joe]
IOW – We’re bullies and we want you to see our guns to make up for our other tiny appendage.
Figment @Figment_Imagine
Tweeted on January 16, 2016
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@TANSTAAFL23 @MarkAWebster1 @AdamPiersen @NeLoNe79 @FShagW @GregCampNC u got a bad case of little dick syndrome. Guns don’t help that
SusanBerman @TripleMinority
Tweeted on January 8, 2016
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@statasiore I dont need a weapon to face the world nor do I need a surrogate @NRA penis-anyway u indulge urself so 31k get shot ea yr in US
The left honourable @bamboozled3
Tweeted on January 12, 2016
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Update: Interesting… @bamboozled3 replied to the blog post title which showed up on Twitter:
11:16 AM PDT:
@JoeHuffman 31k US citizens killed ea yr-00s of schoolkids-on altar of #2A if that’s “liberty & justice for all” you can stick it, smartguy
3:19 PM PDT:
Perhaps we should ask @JoeHuffman if the 200 school shootings since Sandy Hook is just the price of his “liberty & justice”? #uscowardsrus
From the comments to AG faces sexist, antigay slurs after imposing gun ban:
pegnva 07/30/16 05:59 PM
How does AG MH expect gun nuts to feel “manly” if they can’t own assault weapons?
HamsterMom 07/30/16 06:44 PM
And display them and compare their size, especially when a woman stands in their way.
Don’t ever let anyone get away with telling you no one wants to take your guns.
Via a comment from Weer’d Beard.
you’re a bunch of idiots too obcessed with your penis size to take time to realize American
justme @beckychristens4
Tweeted on January 12, 2016
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
And it’s not even a complete sentence. But it is no surprise that when the best they can come up with is childish insults they have a problem with simple communication.
Via a tweet from QuackHead/PotterHead @Duck_Hunter7.—Joe]
Via email from John H.
Micah Johnson waited for his lawyer to work out some kind of deal with the Army. Family friend Myrtle Booker noted that along with becoming withdrawn, Johnson had developed an increased interest in firearms, as might befit a onetime panty stealer who found himself lacking.
Michael Daly
July 9, 2016
Micah Johnson Was Kicked Out of the Army for Stealing Panties
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Via a tweet from Dana Loesch:
@DLoesch very weak sauce Dana. You must have woke up on the opposite side of your gun barrel dildo. Yes, Dana Loesch makes love to her guns
Saucy Minx @SaucyMinxed
Tweeted July 19, 2016
Is this going to be the Markley’s Law equivalent response to women gun ownership?
These people are so clever and classy.
We have SCOTUS decisions. They have Jr. High level insults.
white men have small dick so they compensate by buying big guns.
True Israelite@ 1liberal2a
Tweeted on January 8, 2016
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Remember how, during the Tea Party rallies, so much attention was paid to the fact that some participants were obese and using mobility scooters? That wasn’t an accident. It’s loathing substituting for analysis. For much the same reason, cartoons purporting to depict gun-rights supporters after Orlando almost invariably depicted obese, aging, white, and downscale (rumpled, ill-kempt) subjects. That is whom the Left believes to be the problem when it comes to violence in these United States — and most other problems, too. The relevant psychology here is that of intellectual development arrested in adolescence. If you’ve ever heard a 50-year-old lefty raging about Middle America and thought that it sounded a lot like a 14-year-old raging about his stick-in-the-mud father, you’re not the first to whom that has occurred.
Kevin D. Williamson
June 17, 2016
The Left’s Phony War on Guns
[Markley’s Law is another data point supporting Williamson’s hypothesis.—Joe]
@AdamPiersen @JoeHuffman @TANSTAAFL23 @MarkAWebster1 @NeLoNe79 @FShagW yes which is y I never date gun nuts. No little puny cocks for me 🙂
SusanBerman @TripleMinority
Tweeted on January 8, 2016
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
Via a Tweet from Adam Pierson @AdamPiersen.—Joe]
Just be honest. You like it because it makes your pee-pee big, and when you fire it, it gives you a tingle in your no-no place.
David Smalley
June 25, 2016
Why Gun Nuts Lie – I Know From Experience
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Smalley quotes Mother Jones as his definitive source of information. This magazine article claims have been refuted countless times. Here and here and here are a few examples.—Joe]
@Duck_Hunter7 because you need guns to feel safe. Probably have a small penis too if you really want the truth.
Kanova @kanova
Tweeted on January 1, 2016
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It’s good to know they still don’t know the first thing about us.—Joe]
@awebbiz You know what they say about the guy with the big barrel!*
* – He got the tiny wee-wee.
Steve Chudomelka @Chugglebutte
Tweeted on January 1, 2016
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We have SCOTUS decisions. They have childish insults.—Joe]
He needs them to compensate for his lack of intelligence,sense of self worth,pay rate,and penis size.
Edith McDonald @LoveNOLA4ever
Tweeted on December 18, 2015
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Via a tweet from Christmas Spirit @Duck_Hunter7.
We have SCOTUS decisions. They have childish insults.—Joe]