Does carrying a pistol make you safer? As a rule, men do not carry pistols for self-defense. Men carry guns around with them because they are the #1 non-pharmaceutical treatment for erectile dysfunction.
The Original DB
April 13, 2016
Comment to Does Carrying A Pistol Make You Safer?
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We have facts and SCOTUS decisions. They have grade-school insults.—Joe]
Its how you compensate for being poorly endowed. Guns are phallic symbols.
Elsa Lion @ElsaLion2
Tweeted on February 18, 2016
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Childish insults conclusive proof she has nothing better to oppose us. It tells us she is insecure and needs something, anything, to make her feel like she is in control.—Joe]
surprised he could hit a target that small anyways
not nev@existentialslut
Tweeted on April 4, 2016 in reference someone who shot his own penis off.
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@amountainpass and seriously, stop trolling me you weirdo gun freak your need for a penis extension is not my issue
Lauren Bellhouse @lbellho
Tweeted on March 19, 2016
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They are like 2nd graders on the playground. “You cannot play with my ball. You can’t have it.” I hope the secret service does take their guns. It is a self-fulfilling prophecy. Big guns, oh my! They must be overcompensating for a lack somewhere else, like bravery, self esteem or some part of their anatomy.
Alison Wimmer
March 10, 2016
Facebook comment on Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America page.
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And don’t ever let anyone get away with telling you that no one wants to take your guns.
Woo hooo! We start the new year with a double cliché score!—Joe]
Wayne LaPierce has a small penis.
JulieAzel626
March 9, 2016
Comment in a discussion on Fark.com about gun ownership.
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As is usual those who invoke Markley’s Law are incredibly ignorant. In this case she doesn’t even know it’s Wayne LaPierre instead of Wayne LaPierce who she is trying to insult.—Joe]
We’ll know the size of their penis by checking out the size of their assault weapon. 
SqueekyLeaks @squeekyleaks
Tweeted on February 11, 2016
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One has to wonder why they need to know the penis size of random people. And if they really do have a need why would they examine the contents of someone’s gun safe in a silly attempt to determine it?
It’s just another data point which illustrates how messed up their “thinking” is.—Joe]
Armed robber repelled by store employees wielding dildos.
Make jokes about it long enough, eventually it’ll happen in real life.
Still, I won’t be trading in my guns anytime soon.
No doubt Joe can come up with some self defense training scenarios involving the use of both guns and sex toys. We have umbrella guns. Some entrepreneurs might consider making a dildo gun, you know, in for the case you’re attacked while dildoing. The BATFEIEIO would have to make up another NFA weapon category, Any Other Dildo (AOD) and slap a five dollar tax on it.
His real dick and his imaginary dick
Elsa Lion @ElsaLion2
Tweeted on February 18, 2016
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What do you expect? Insults are the best she and other anti-rights people can come up with to oppose SCOTUS decisions. The KKK used insults against blacks too.—Joe]
@SovereignGuy @JebBush Why are the right so obsessed with having guns to make up for their penises?
Sonia Prince@Die__Trying_
Tweeted on February 17, 2016
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Not afraid of guns. Dont need one to have a pair of nuts. Like you, sissy boy. -points and laughs-
William Stone @WTStone1075
Tweeted on February 16, 2016
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@towerclimber37 @NRA You mean learning how to distort it so we can become ammosexuals with paranoia issues and erectile problems?
HAM @trollbouncer
Tweeted on February 13, 2016
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At least rewrite it so that #MicroPenisAmmoSexuals can understand it!
Annie Nelson @BioAnnie1
Tweeted on February 12, 2016
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Nelson was replying to someone who demanded the repeal of the Second Amendment. Apparently they are ignorant of U.S. v Cruikshank which says, “This is not a right granted by the Constitution. Neither is it in any manner dependent upon that instrument for its existence.”—Joe]
So is it an inability to get or keep an erection that makes u compensate by being a gun nut @MarkAWebster1? u too @CommodusLucius
Middle Class Warrior @ZeitgeistGhost
Tweeted on February 13, 2016
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im not anywhere #ammosexual, you’re the white knight who came in to defend his dildo/gun
garrett dodd @johnyblaze00
Tweeted February 16, 2016
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Or, #2A clowns are pussies who need a gun to feel safe. Because, they lack testicular fortitude…
William Stone @WTStone1075
Tweeted on February 16, 2016
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This isn’t quite an example of Markley’s Law because it doesn’t appear in the context of a debate about gun owner rights. But it’s close enough to be on topic:
Via email from Jeff on Saturday who said:
Saw this on a car today in Kitsap county…
Kitsap county is just across Puget Sound west of Seattle.
That they think hunting has anything to do with male genitalia conclusively demonstrates they have crap for brains.
@JJVP10 @micahsgrrl @DavidRGreen_ @Mimi_ftw @wallsofthecity THE NEED TO IMPREGNATE SOMEONE W/ THAT TINY DICK YOU MEAN? YOU WON’T-NO WORRIES!
YouWildman @youwildman
Tweeted on February 8, 2016
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Bonus follow up:
@youwildman @JJVP10 @micahsgrrl @DavidRGreen_ @Mimi_ftw @wallsofthecity And 15 MILLION women are compensating for ?
Dan Roberts @DRoberts556
Tweeted on February 8, 2016
@DRoberts556 @JJVP10 @micahsgrrl @DavidRGreen_ @Mimi_ftw @wallsofthecity same thing; tiny white penises
YouWildman @youwildman
Tweeted on February 8, 2016
I find it very telling that we have tens of millions of people exercising their specific, enumerated, right to keep and bear arms, supported by SCOTUS decisions, and our opponents are fixated on their delusions regarding genitalia.—Joe]
Small penis alert 
YA GIRL CHILLARY@H_Clinton11
Tweeted on January 22, 2016 in response to:
Come and take it. Bring 30 ambulances.https://t.co/OKiBkoJtF5
— ScottInSC (@ScottInSC) November 3, 2015
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I’m just saying, boys. This is a bit different from the gun nut/micropenis correlation but no less important. #copolitics #gunsense
Alan Franklin@alanfranklin
Tweeted on January 22, 2016
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