micropenises, dude. #arleg #compensate
Drunker Uncle @Drunker_Uncle
Tweeted on March 21, 2017
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Category Archives: Markley’s Law
Quote of the day—MB @NitramBeaulieu
You’re from Texas… Humm that explains a lot. Pictures of guns, clearly overcompensating… Have you seen your dick lately?
MB @NitramBeaulieu
Tweeted on April 10, 2017
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Quote of the day—JRG #RESISTANCE @SimonSaysBooHoo
your RIDICULOUS lot can go fuck one another w/those pseudo-peenies you love to tote around and point at things.
JRG #RESISTANCE @SimonSaysBooHoo
Tweeted on April 19, 2017
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a tweet from BFD @BigFatDave.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Dr Sally @slsandpet
Anyone with a gun as their avatar has no objectivity They also have a small penis
Dr Sally @slsandpet
Tweeted on December 28, 2016
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a tweet from BFD @BigFatDave.
Also, as further evidence of her mental capacity, she also tweeted:
no you cannot be bigoted against gun ownership
I can only conclude she is using a dictionary from some alternate universe and/or she has crap for brains.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Rockin Out @carsonites
@Ducks_N_Bucks19 @garageleague66 Um You’re The Coward 
Small penis man trying to compensate with Big gunLOL …we know who you are
Rockin Out @carsonites
Tweeted on December 21, 2016
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a tweet from American Hunter @Ducks_N_Bucks19.
Also, from the same thread:
@Ducks_N_Bucks19@garageleague66 hopefully a hunting accident will rid the world of you……..here’s hoping
It’s so sad when children aren’t taught manners or critical thinking and are allowed out in public with nothing but insults and violent impulses for social “skills”.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Still following @osteomath
You have no basis for your claim except your nether region, but good for you, @Ducks_N_Bucks19 @Jeff257; isn’t #2A wonderful.
Still following @osteomath
Tweeted on December 1, 2016.
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Quote of the day—cat @oracle33c
i know its also your phallus crutch and extender
cat @oracle33c
Tweeted on August 2, 2016
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Quote of the day—estevan @estevancarlos
Is gun a euphemism for small penis?
estevan @estevancarlos
Tweeted on July 17, 2016
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Quote of the day—Head of Joaquin @headofjoaquin
It’s a one-to-one correlation. The bigger the gun, the tinier the penis. It even has a name The NRA Penis Curve
Head of Joaquin @headofjoaquin
Tweeted on September 21, 2016
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a tweet from BFD @BigFatDave.
I always wonder, do they have peer reviewed research supporting these type of claims? Or if it was something worked on by themselves, what were their sample size and sampling methods? They really need to share their data before anyone can take them seriously.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Stacy Louise Smith @stacyl61
Their small “manhood” may be the reason they feel the need to buy all those guns.
Stacy Louise Smith @stacyl61
Tweeted on September 20, 2016
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There is also this from her the next day:
It’s amazing how much effort they put into compensating for their lack of facts and reason.—Joe]
Quote of the day—DaisysMom @Very_Heather
Like you, I don’t have a penis. Unlike you, I haven’t tried to replace it with a stupid gun.
DaisysMom @Very_Heather
Tweeted on January 12, 2016
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Via a tweet from Linoge.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Shaun King @ShaunKing
Several psychologists have stated that the white male obsession w/ holding/shooting guns is compensation for small pensises & low sex drive
Shaun King @ShaunKing
Tweeted on December 5, 2015
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Via a Tweet from Michael Z Williamson @mzmadmike.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Rasputin2112
BTW I’m very content with my “size”. I don’t need a gun to make me feel “bigger”.
Rasputin2112
June 14, 2016
Comment to Poll: Would assault-weapon ban help prevent mass shootings?
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Quote of the day—Lisa Stingel Mifsud@sportslawyerlis
@Duck_Hunter7 @Rickmayhem @DCHomos @johnrtworld and you think the gun does what exactly make up for your tiny penis
Lisa Stingel Mifsud@sportslawyerlis
Tweeted on June 12, 2016
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Via a tweet from Proud Hunter @Duck_Hunter7.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Techno Saxondale @ShadowDancerMCR
@Duck_Hunter7 @Elliot_Eastwick @BrianKMcKenna @SethMacFarlane Couldn’t care less. I don’t need to compensate for a tiny penis.
Techno Saxondale @ShadowDancerMCR
Tweeted on June 13, 2016
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Via a tweet from Proud Hunter @Duck_Hunter7.—Joe]
Quote of the day-OMG How Could I? @DidITweetThat
@seahawks575791 What purposes do guns have?
1 Kill
2 Target Practice
3 Penis Enlargement
4 Penis Replacement
5 ?
OMG How Could I? @DidITweetThat
Tweeted on June 1, 2016
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a tweet from Proud Hunter @Duck_Hunter7.
We have SCOTUS decisions. They have a startlingly limited view of reality.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Fillupcats @fillupcats
@Duck_Hunter7 You kiss your mama with that mouth? #bigguntinypecker
Fillupcats @fillupcats
Tweeted on October 22, 2015
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Via a Tweet from Proud Hunter @Duck_Hunter7.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Brenda @brendagaylern
@MercilessTV @Jeff257 @NathanJRobinson because that’s what it is-AND to make a fat white guy w/a shrunken penis feel like he’s a navy seal
Brenda @brendagaylern
Tweeted on May 5, 2016
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
As usual. We have facts and SCOTUS decisions. They have grade school insults.
Via a Tweet from Proud Hunter @Duck_Hunter7.—Joe]
Quote of the day—RationalPoet @Brianrrs37
@billcrowley3rd @cindieament @homebuilderpa @demaxx1rs No, scared is what you are, not me. I don’t need a penis extension.
RationalPoet @Brianrrs37
Tweeted on May 1, 2016
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Quote of the day—Mostly me these days @OCPDme
@shannonrwatts @rpatrickriley @MomsDemand Ooh, what big strong men, with their penis substitutes, intimidating unarmed people. How brave.
Mostly me these days @OCPDme
Tweeted on January 16, 2016
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If they were intimidated by what they saw perhaps they should get some counseling.—Joe]