Oh boy! The latest copy of: Tiny Penis Magazine is out! #NRA #TeaParty #tgdn #pjnet #UniteBlue #tcot #gunsense pic.twitter.com/UEMdp5bTgl
Ron *Ron-DMC* Hall @RonHall46
Tweeted June 6, 2014
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My pipe dream is a nation without guns. Its the same pipe dream the abolitionists had in 1800, when slaves were owned by millions of Americans, just as guns are today. Through peaceful, but determined campaigns, those brave men and women drove slavery out of America. Here’s how we do it:
If our neighbor owns a gun, we first try to talk to them, explaining the statistical probability of being killed or killing with that same gun. If he refuses to give up his genetalia compensator, call the police.
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Spare no neighbor, gun store, NRA member, or even friend, if that’s the case, the honor of being reported to the authorities.
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By calling, you make clear your belief that gun ownership is a crime, a bane on society which must be dealt with the same as robbery or drunk driving. The average American citizen doesn’t think that gun ownership is wrong, but we do, and we are right, and will fight until society knows that gun ownership is a crime, in the same way it figured out that slavery was a crime.
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We need to remain strong and persistent in the face of rising gun violence and an increasing number of gun nuts, and not be afraid of those who would rather let six innocent college students get shot than give up their dick extenders.
Justaperson
June 3, 2014
Civil Disobedience to Counter Open Carry Texas
[Via email from Barron.
Wow! Powerful stuff here. Two invocations of Markley’s Law and extremely clear message that they want to take your guns.
I find it odd these people want to identify with the abolition and other civil rights movements while attempting to extinguish a civil right. They have really messed up mental processes.—Joe]
YEP>>>RT”@linoge_wotc: Markley’s Law. @JoeHuffman RT @ToConservatives I spoke the truth. #GunFetishClowns #UniteBlue pic.twitter.com/swc978c4HR“
Kathy White @katbeewhite
Tweeted May 31, 2014
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday via Linoge.
And Ms. White didn’t even bother to look up Markley’s Law even though it was mentioned in the quote she retweeted. One has to conclude she has crap for brains as well as a fixation on the size of men’s genitals.—Joe]
Holster your weapons, try not to think about your shitty job, try not to think about the meaninglessness within the cult of individualism, and try not to think about your tiny cock.
Cavebot
May 26, 2014
Stop Making Sense
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via email from Bob S.
I find it revealing that he makes reference to “the cult of individualism”. One might infer that he has a preference for the cult of collectivism. I would have thought that the hundreds of millions of dead in the last century because of that cult would be enough to dissuade most from that particular line of thinking.—Joe]
It seems the hot shots of Come and Take It Austin took umbrage to a SXSW panel about social media and gun control. With toddlers in tow, they marched down Sixth Street last Saturday waving flags and revolvers.
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Still, those of you who were actually invited to our city’s annual party should know that this isn’t exactly everyday behavior. It is true that Texans do enjoy firepower. It is de rigueur for GOP politicians to be photographed at firing ranges, and even our bright liberal beacon Sen. Wendy Davis supports open-carry laws. But in Austin, most of us are content to keep our phallic symbols in our pants.
Without wading into the larger gun-control debate, these kinds of protests are not about the concept of “liberty” that Infowars slings around like a short-order cook. They are about display and braggadocio.
Brandon Watson
March 12, 2014
No, Armed Protests Are Not Normal in Austin
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H/T to TriggerFinger for the email.—Joe]
@JayCaruso no, out of touch with the avg maryland voter, who isnt some gun nut compensating for something missing. @JeffQuinton
Oliver Willis
Tweeted on March 23, 2014
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H/T to Jay Caruso in his post The Liberal Mindset As It Relates To Guns And The Second Amendment—Joe]
that’s not dumb. You don’t need to Hunt. It’s only because your dick Is small!
@Fedupwithfaith
May 5, 2013
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BREAKING: A gun will not make your penis larger! bit.ly/11bNGKW #utpol
The Left Show (@theleftshow)
Tweeted on January 30, 2013
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He owns his own electron microscope, so that he can see it when he goes to pee.
Rocco Rizzo
July 25, 2013
Comment to “Fuck All You Libtards,” Pennsylvania Police Chief Announces
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All gun nuts….
Have penis envy. Especially the men.
bingalo2001
December 18, 2013
Comment to Shooting backwards
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The Usian love of guns. Basically all the immigrants from Europe left because they had small penises and were forced to leave their countries because women would laugh at them. In the New World they could play around with guns and religion to compensate for this and to impress the girlies.
So taking away a gun from a small dicked Usian is tantamouint to emsaculating him and thus the howls of outcry it produces.
Only countries with males who are secure about their dick size tend to ban guns for example the UK.
“Richard Nixon”
July 26, 2001
Comment to The Terrible Truth About Gun Owners
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“Usian” is their code word for people in the United States. “Richard Nixon” is the handle for someone other than President Richard Nixon who died in 1994.—Joe]
Via email from Daniel S.
While I am opposed to the war on some drugs and the militarization of the police I just don’t understand why the whole guns/penis thing resonates with so many people. The only thing I can come up with is that their psychological development stopped when they were about 10 years old.
Using a decade old conviction of the father of a child killed by gunfire to uphold your “right” to intimidate others by carrying an unconcealed penis-extension, oops, I mean handgun, is an abomination. His child was murdered and you are nothing but a piece of shit.
Christopher Hill
Burlington, Vermont
Email to Connecticut Carry May 8, 2013
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
H/T to Rich Burgess for the comment and link.
It certainly seems that in the eyes of anti-gun people victimhood is analogous to sainthood and their character must not be questioned.—Joe]
All the NRA has to do is scream that Obama is coming for your guns & these gunsterbating animals foam at the mouth and dance like the monkeys on the string they are.
Imma Commenter
February 2014
Comment to Supreme Court rejects NRA appeals
[Citation needed.
This one almost qualifies as an example of Markley’s Law. And they do qualify for the category of “Crap For Brains”.—Joe]
@JoeHuffman @wallsofthecity @adinaINdc @jrk1089 @JRGlocknStuff and guys like you have tiny peepees
Podcast Guest (@trevorjcavanagh)
Tweeted on March 28, 2014
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My only concept of guns or gun control was of overweight, balding white men with tiny dicks and smaller brains.
Amy Butcher
October 19, 2013
You Miss Until You Make It: Reclaiming Independence At A Firing Range
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It is a little hard to tell but I think she may have revised her opinion of gun owners. This was without doing counting hairs, measuring skin tone, or any length or mass measurement.—Joe]
You aren’t going to save the day by shooting a terrorist in the grocery store. We need fewer guns so fewer people shoot their feet off, kill their girlfriends, kill themselves, and go on shooting sprees.
You can have guns for hunting. You can have them to ward off Mexican drug lords or whoever is going to storm into your house. Keep them there, in a locked safe. And if we by chance ever need a well-regulated militia for a revolution or zombie apocalypse, by god, we’re going to be really happy you were born with a micro-penis.
Matt Bors
September 17, 2013
Dear Gun Nuts
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
H/T correia45.
I love how he tells us all these unsupported conclusions then gives us permission to exercise a subset of our specific enumerated rights as if he is the dictator of this country.
I think he is suffering from an exaggerated sense of, well, almost everything.—Joe]
Ah, Dilbert another person like Stony. A person with a tiny one that needs to over compensate.
owlstead
September 9, 2013
Comment to In Colorado Recall, It’s Michael Bloomberg vs. the NRA
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#ICouldHaveBeenARepublicanBut I am not a crazy old white guy with a small penis and a gun fetish!
Eric Darcman (@Darcman)
Tweeted on February 5, 2013
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Sure, you could be a “protector”. Or you could be a tiny-dicked meathead who likes to show everybody what a tough guy he is.
Perspecticus
February 10, 2014
Comment made at 2/10/2014 8:35 AM PST to Second Amendment applies to carrying guns in cars
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