Friday night I met Barb in the Tri-Cities and the next day we visited her aunt and uncle before driving back to the Seattle area to visit our Jewish friends (Randy and his new wife Kim). On the three plus hour drive alone I figured it would be appropriate to listen to some of Randy’s music. So I listened to the album Slop. I found myself very pleased with the combination of technology and sex in the song Virtual Babe (WMA, 1.34 MB).
Category Archives: Sex
This is going to make their heads spin
Scientists have created artificial sperm from stem cells. Similar techniques can probably be used to create artificial eggs. Hence:
..it may even prove possible to produce sperm from female stem cells, and eggs from male ones, allowing homosexual couples to have children that bear the genes of both parents.
This would also enable a single man or woman to provide both the sperm and eggs needed to create an embryo, so that a person could essentially mate with himself or herself.
This means the arguments based on “marriage is about raising children” currently used against homosexual marriage may soon fall by the wayside. I always found those arguments weak anyway. Do supporters of that argument think that a woman past child bearing age should not be allowed to marry either? Or what of a man that is sterile? My view is that if two (or more) people want to get married to each other and spend their lives together then what’s the problem? Where’s the victim?
Dr. Joe’s peace plan
I just realized that Dr. Joe’s Cure for Everything is one of the viable options to winning WWIII (or IV depending…). As I have said before we must destroy their culture. One of the ways we can do that is by “corrupting” their youth and leading them away from a strict Islamic lifestyle. Hence giving their young hormonally overdosed youths a steady diet of porn could lead them to “the dark side” of western culture.
It could work! I even have a slogan for this campaign: “Porn for Peace.”
I also have cameras and spare bandwidth. I’m hereby volunteering to help in this new campaign. I just need volunteer models. Send me an email with a sample photo if you want to participate. Hillary need not apply–we want to win this war, not put a bullet through our own brain.
Guess who gets to sleep on the couch tonight?
Museum of sex attempts to kill sex drive
I’ve never been to a museum of sex (it was a bordello museum, not a sex museum). I think would probably enjoy such a visit but not if they have exhibits of Hillary. Even if you drop the title of “The First Woman President of the United States of America” this image just drains it all out of me:
Gay marriage in Washington State
The ruling has come out. No gay marriage in Washington State for the time being.
I’m all in favor of gay marriage but it needs to be approved by the majority of legislature and/or the people. The people working this issue have more foundation to lay before they can erect the institution.
Gun rights advocates can learn from this. Going to the courts to resolve your issue can backfire. If you don’t win you can make things worse.
Free yoga instruction
In India you can get free Yoga instruction if you want. As much as Dr. Joe advocates more sex as a cure for everything I think perhaps paying for your Yoga instruction would be the better alternative if you are considering changing your vocation just for the free instruction:
Now, sex workers throughout the country would be taught Yoga under the aegis of Bhartiya Patita Uddhar Samiti, an organization devoted to the welfare of prostitutes. Another organization – The Friends Society – has also decided to help them.
The first camp has commenced in the Shivdaspur area of Varanasi by Swamy Yogeshwaranand, a disciple of Yoga Guru Swami Ramdeo.
According to President of Bhartiya Patita Uddhar Sabha, Yoga will help the sex workers in keeping themselves mentally and physically fit. Prolonged sex act makes them physically very tiring if a sex worker has to attend to many customers in a day.
Often sex causes vaginal pain and mental stress. Yoga would help them enjoy the act which otherwise is an act of drudgery for a sex worker.
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According to President of the Friends Society Ashish Agarwal, yoga classes would be held in more than 1100 red light areas across India and such classes would benefit 23.85 lakh sex workers who often satiate the hunger of as many as 80 lakh customers.
Teaching nursery school kids about homosexuals
Perhaps it’s because I can’t relate to the environment. No one in my grade school (I never went to nursery school or kindergarten) had “two dads” or “two mums”. In my little school, where I was in the largest class ever with six students, there weren’t even any single parents. I didn’t even get a hint of what homosexuality was about until L.J. tried to explain in to me in about the fifth grade. But in any case this seems just a little off base:
Nursery teachers should promote tolerance of same-sex partnerships and outlaw the use of offensive homophobic language in the classroom or playground, a teaching union said today.
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The NUT said: “It is particularly important to begin to make three to five-year-olds aware of the range of families that exist in the UK today”. That would includes families with single parents or those with “two mums” or “two dads”, the union said.
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The guidance, which has so far been voluntary, is due to become compulsory for early years staff from next year, following the outcome of the consultation.
Is this really an issue in the lives of three to five-year-olds? It would be difficult for me to defend this against the obvious accusations and baggage of “promoting the homosexual agenda” or some such thing.
Socialist Scot Sex
The English may have some sexual hangups but this former Socialist Scottish party leader doesn’t appear to have many:
A former Scottish Socialist party member today told a jury how she had a three-in-a-bed sex session with its former leader, Tommy Sheridan MSP, and his brother-in-law.
Katrine Trolle, 31, said she first had sex with the Glasgow MSP months after his wedding in June 2000.
The Danish occupational therapist also described a visit to Cupids, a swingers’ sex club in Manchester, and said Mr Sheridan had offered her a “wonder drug” at a house party later that night.
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Ms Trolle, from Dundee, told the court that Mr Sheridan flirted with her and made remarks about how liberal Danes and Scandinavians were compared to the British.
The witness said her second sexual encounter with Mr Sheridan took place at his brother-in-law’s home in Glasgow.
Asked by Michael Jones QC, representing the Sunday newspaper, who was in the house, Ms Trolle replied: “Andy (McFarlane), Tommy and myself.”
Mr Jones said: “What happened?” The witness replied: “We had sex.”
Mr Jones sought clarification as to what Ms Trolle meant when she used the term “we”.
She replied: “All three of us.”
Mr Jones asked: “Together?” Ms Trolle said: “Yes.”
Earlier she described her first sexual encounter with the MSP, which she said happened at his house.
Ms Trolle said: “He offered me a glass of wine. We talked a wee bit about politics and then went upstairs to the bedroom.”
Asked what happened in the bedroom, Ms Trolle said: “We had sex.”
The witness also told the court it was Mr Sheridan’s idea to visit the swingers club in Manchester in 2001.
She confirmed the party which left Glasgow to travel south included Mr Sheridan, his brother-in-law, journalist Anvar Khan and a man named Gary.
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The witness said: “We went into one of the small side rooms and had sex.”
Mr Jones said: “Who went into this room and had sex?”
Ms Trolle replied: “Tommy, Anvar Khan, myself and Andrew. I can’t remember if Gary was there or not.”
Barb knows some occupational therapists at her work. I wonder…
English women think sex is a household chore
As in my previous post/QOTD I pointed out that English women leave the country to get some good sex. Here’s more from the U.K closely related to the same topic:
WOMEN are getting a rough deal in bed — with some rating dull sex as a “household chore”.
And over a third complained of a lack of thrills from their fellas in a survey.
The poll proves women are NOT getting enough satisfaction in spite of greater sexual liberation.
A quarter of women in the 25 to 34-year-old age bracket find it difficult to get aroused.
And 45 per cent of women rarely or never make the first move for sex.
One in ten women said they have sex when they do not want it and regularly fake orgasm. And one in 20 think sex is a chore.
Meanwhile a quarter of men are snubbed for sex HALF the time by their regular partner.
Heavy sigh. So much work for Dr. Joe and I just don’t have the time to do it all.
Quote of the day–unnamed 42-year-old English woman
I’m not naïve. I’ve been around the block. I come for sex – of course the sun, but mostly the sex.
I’m not coming to live and set up house with a guy. I just want some fun and good sex.
A 42-year-old English woman
She travels at least three times a year to Boca Chica in the Dominican Republic for sun and sex.
[Those English and sex… I’m telling you they are bit on the strange side. It must be because the men in the U.K. have been neutered, in part, by the removal of their firearms. I think Dr. Joe has a lot of work to do there. Or else NRA Instructor Joe. One of the two.–Joe]
Evidence of global warming
Okay. Maybe there is some evidence of global warming. But it’s not as conclusive as the caption makes it out to be. And there’s no evidence given that it’s caused by man.
[The link is work safe.]
Dr. Joe’s cure is worth $50K/year
It turns out new research has shown Dr. Joe’s cure for everything, more sex, is worth about $50K/year in terms of happiness:
English economists reckon having more sex can be as beneficial to lifelong happiness as an extra $50,000 in the pocket.
The study, done by no-sex-please-we’re-British economists and titled Money, Sex and Happiness: an Empirical Study, said that increasing the frequency of sex from once a month to once a week caused the same amount of happiness as getting a $50,000-a-year pay rise.
Researched by Dartmouth College economics professor David Blanchflower, along with Warwick University’s Andrew Oswald, the study took 1990s American data of about 16,000 people and generalised the results for males and females of all ages.
“The most interesting thing this study shows is that money buys happiness, but not as much as you would think,” Blanchflower said in his summary.
For a limited time only (until Barb finds out) Dr. Joe is offering qualified customers a 20% discount on treatments. Send a recent picture and if you qualify I’ll work you into my schedule.
Interesting people
I was doing my laundry this morning and chatted briefly with a young woman, 19 years old. She was on her way to do a topless car wash at a private club.
That must be an interesting club; very interesting indeed.
She was at the club last night and had a good time but was a little overwhelmed for a bit. Because, as she said, “there were three couples on top of me at one time”. She had to tell them just one couple at a time. Does she have a boyfriend? She did but he got really jealous and told her he was never going to take her to the club again. So now she just goes to the club with her mom and her moms boyfriend.
It’s amazing what people will tell you if you ask the right questions.
Venn diagram of the intersection of sanity and women
Last night while helping James put together some of his new furniture for his apartment he asked me, “Are there any sane women out there?” I had to laugh. That’s a great question. I laughed even harder when I saw this post by Heather this morning (check out the pictures at the bottom of the post).
I told James I sometimes wonder about that myself. I remember after Barb went through nearly 24 hours of labor, a C-section, having her abdomen opened up with her uterus flopped out on her stomach in a cold room while it was being flushed with saline solution, put back together, numb from the nipples down (the spinal), and was shaking from the cold so bad (and she HATES being cold) that she could barely hold James, her first born. I was pretty wiped out from just watching it all happen and Barb could tell it was hard on me. Through her chattering teeth she reassured me, “It will be easier next time.”
NEXT TIME?
It could be the hormones or something but women are not sane. If they were it would mean the end of our species. James, you can either isolate yourself or you can try to enjoy the ride. It can be wild at times and it can be great at times but never expect sanity.
Sex with robots
There once was a young man named Gene
who invented a screwing machine.
Concave and convex,
it served either sex,
and it played with itself in between.
Ho-hum. This guy is worried about a “code of ethics” for robots:
THE race is on to keep humans one step ahead of robots: an international team of scientists and academics is to publish a “code of ethics” for machines as they become more and more sophisticated.
Although the nightmare vision of a Terminator world controlled by machines may seem fanciful, scientists believe the boundaries for human-robot interaction must be set now — before super-intelligent robots develop beyond our control.
“There are two levels of priority,” said Gianmarco Verruggio, a roboticist at the Institute of Intelligent Systems for Automation in Genoa, northern Italy, and chief architect of the guide, to be published next month. “We have to manage the ethics of the scientists making the robots and the artificial ethics inside the robots.”
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“Security, safety and sex are the big concerns,” said Henrik Christensen, a member of the Euron ethics group. How far should robots be allowed to influence people’s lives? How can accidents be avoided? Can deliberate harm be prevented? And what happens if robots turn out to be sexy?
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Other dilemmas may arrive sooner than we think, says Christensen. “People are going to be having sex with robots within five years,” he said. So should limits be set on the appearance, for example, of such robotic sex toys?
People have been having sex with machines for decades. I’ve commented on this before:
Ethics for robots? That’s a nice thought but futile. If a market exists it will be met. If whether it’s to wage war, perform assassinations, or brothels filled with mechanical sex machines there will be some to supply the programming to accomplish the task if there is enough money on the table for the task. Asimov’s three laws will be simply commented out in the code.
Another V cake
This picture was sent to me by Red.
Darwin will take care of them
These are not the usual sort of Darwin stories of people too stupid to live. This is entirely different. They people are too mentally whacked to have sex.
First this nut case from England:
Hunt, who made his fortune with his eponymous television fishing series, last month tearfully confessed to cheating on his wife in a tabloid newspaper interview and later on his radio station. Hunt said he paid up to $1000 a week for sex…
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“But there were no regular payments. There was a sum paid, when I handed over the notes and tape – a taped conversation, little love notes, Christmas wishes, notes to help me buy a car – I was asked to hand them over, which I did,” Ms Hood said.
“I was offered a sum (to end the relationship) but it wasn’t $50,000.”
She said she had been questioned by police and the prostitutes collective after the story broke and that the revelations had shattered her life.
However, she was happy to reveal intimate details of their mostly public encounters in which she remained clothed but he would strip naked.
“He would arrange to meet me – usually in a laneway – always somewhere public … I believe he got off on the fact that we might get caught,” she said. “I was to look him straight in the eyes and to breathe on him.
“I would tell him he was wonderful, then he would work himself into a state of excitement, shouting: ‘Oh my God, you are going to kill me; you’re going to give me a heart attack’. “He was affectionate, very touchy-feely leading up to this. Then he’d either, in the car or out of it, depending on how cold it was, fling off all his clothes. The more public, the greater the danger and the more exciting Rex apparently found it,” Ms Hood said.
So he paid large sums of money for sex but never got around to actually having sex–he just took his clothes off.
Next we have the entire nation of Japan that is dying off because having a relationship is “tiresome”:
MORE sex. That’s what one expert says is needed to solve Japan’s baby shortage.
“Japanese people simply aren’t having sex,” Dr Kunio Kitamura, director of the Japan Family Planning Association, was quoted as saying by the Japan Times, an English language daily.
An association survey of 936 people between the ages of 16 and 49 showed 31 per cent had not had sex for more than a month “for no particular reason” – a condition known as “sexless”.
“As much as subsidies and welfare programs are important, sexlessness is also a critical issue in this problem.”
Japan’s fertility rate – the average number of children a woman bears in her lifetime – fell to an all-time low of 1.25 last year. Demographers say a rate of 2.1 is needed to keep a population from declining.
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44 per cent of the people who said they were not having much sex felt that having a relationship with the opposite sex was “very tiresome” or “tiresome”.
Their is a technical term used to describe the end point these sort of behaviors lead to–extinction.
Penis cake
Lyle (and I think Meredith) wanted a penis cake. Enjoy.
{Thank you Xenia for the link.}
Quote of the day–Marty Smith
To hell with the 72 virgins. I don’t want to be a martyr if that’s the case. Give me three good whores.
Marty Smith
June 17, 2006