They need a 30 round clip to get an erection. @sampuzzo @2enchantu @abynorml @mahvros27
TruthtoConservatives (@ToConservatives)
Tweeted on February 4, 2013
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Category Archives: Markley’s Law
Quote of the day—Background N015e
@acallipo @barronbarnett @smrzle @toddkincannon “It looked so long and hard, but then he emptied his clip soooo fast…..*sigh*… oh well.
Background N015e (@backgroundN015e)
Tweeted February 6, 2013
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Quote of the day—Lalo Alcaraz
How about a gun buyback program where instead of money, you get a penis enlargement? #NRA
Lalo Alcaraz (@laloalcaraz)
Tweeted on January 30, 2013
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Random thought of the day
If an antigun person thinks that if someone is carrying a gun they must be “just looking for someone to shoot”, “looking for trouble”, “secretly want to be a cop”, or any other such nonsense then wouldn’t it be appropriate to ask them one or more of the following?
- If you don’t carry a gun then you must be looking to be a carjacking/mugging/kidnap/rape/murder victim.
- If you don’t carry a gun then you must believe violent crime cannot happen to you.
- If you don’t carry a gun then you must secretly want to the police to rescue you.
Or, of course, they think their penis is so large and durable they can use it as a weapon.
Quote of the day—Black Chuck Todd
Gun buyback Program would be more effective if we traded guns for Penis pills. The bigger the clip, the smaller the Dick. #NRA #tcot
Black Chuck Todd (@BlackChuckTodd)
Tweeted on February 4, 2013
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Gun cartoon of the day
I have QOTD posts for Markley’s Law scheduled into 2014 so I’m not hurting for Markley’s Law Monday material. I received a pointer to this cartoon via “someone adverse to email” and decided to post it in a more timely manner.
Found here:
Heavy sigh. With a clean canvas and with virtually only space restrictions on what they can say the best they can come up to attack gun owners is to invoke Markley’s Law? That’s pathetic.
Quote of the day—jimmy streich
#ICouldHaveBeenARepublicanBut – but not trying to compensate for my tiny penis by starting wars or having a big gun
jimmy streich (@streicher187)
Tweeted on February 5, 2013
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Quote of the day—TruthtoConservatives
LOL! Oh my god, that’s hysterical, especially coming form a man with a penis extension. #GunFetishClowns @sdsorrentino
TruthtoConservatives (@ToConservatives)
Tweeted on February 3, 2013
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Compensating
Quote of the day—Siara
These Repubs need to learn to differentiate between their guns and their Dick S. Serious. Too much of their identities is wrapped up in this. It’s silly.
Siara
February 4, 2013
Comment to Assault Weapons Ban Likely To Die So That Broader Gun Policy Legislation Can Live
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Quote of the day—deeambro
Is it true that a man who needs an assault weapon to feel like a man is just compensating for the lack of something else? You know what I mean guys.
deeambro
February 4, 2013
Comment to Assault Weapons Ban Likely To Die So That Broader Gun Policy Legislation Can Live
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Quote of the day—someecards
New card to send gun owners who may or may not have small genitals:
someecards
Tweeted on March 20, 2013.
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The artist’s ignorance is almost overwhelming. Beyond the invocation of Markley’s law check out the pistol grip and magazine locations, the angle of the cut on the muzzle (produces muzzle climb), no grip for the right hand, and the ejection port forward of the magazine.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Paul J. Chambers
@adamsbaldwin Right to free speech is needed. Guns are not. Put your dick-extensions down and evolve.
Paul(@pauljchambers)
Tweeted on January 6, 2013
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Quote of the day—Teri Szucs
Second amendment rights or phallic inadequacy?That is the question #gun #guns #NRA #guncontrol
Teri Szucs (@Teriszucs)
Tweeted on January 29, 2013
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Quote of the day—Lefty (@LeftofLeftMA)
If you need one of these 158 weapons of war listed in #AWB2013 to go target shooting, you should really consider penis enlargement surgery.
Lefty (@LeftofLeftMA)
Tweeted on January 24, 2013
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Quote of the day—Brian Lydon
@linoge_wotc Why can’t #radical #gun #nuts like you ever seem to get your hands on a big enough gun? #3inchdick
Brian Lydon (@brianchicago76)
Tweeted on January 23, 2013
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Quote of the day—Lisie G
zombies aren’t REALLY taking over instead of assault weapons try penis implants..you’ll be fine with “regular guns” #dontbedumb #guncontrol
Lisie G (@GreekSiren87)
Tweeted on January 21, 2013
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Quote of the day—Akatsukami
If you consider all the things that lefties have at some time claimed were compensating for genital inadequacy, it becomes evident that all progress has been made by men with small penises.
Akatsukami
April 8, 2013
Comment to Compensating for Something.
[I might be persuaded there is a correlation but the lefties aren’t that obsessed with male genitalia.
I still found it funny.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Mark Karlin
A gun, particularly assault weapons and lethal militarized handguns, are at least two things: a prosthetic dick and a sign that even unemployed white guys still rule the Western World and sit at the head of the kitchen table.
Mark Karlin
April 1, 2013
Many American White Men Worship Guns Because of Sexual Insecurity, Entitlement, and Profit
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
H/T to Sebastian and Barron who both sent me emails about this post.
One might be tempted to claim this is an April Fools Joke but if you read the whole thing I’m certain you’ll come to the conclusion this guy is serious.
Even after overlooking the grammar errors that make comprehension difficult at times I had trouble figuring out what he really meant. What does “lethal militarized handgun” mean? But I don’t think it matters. It’s readily apparent the guy has no idea what he is talking about. The entire article is filled with half-truths and absurd conclusions.
I can only conclude this guy has crap for brains.—Joe]
Quote of the day—Jim of Pennsyltucky
@nra Gun Appreciation Day is a Freudian term for wishful thinking penis day. #guncontrol
Jim of Pennsyltucky (@jimdigs)
Tweeted on January 19, 2013
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