Dr. Nicole Prause (@nicoleprause@qoto.org) @NicoleRPrause
Tweeted on December 5, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier! Well, that is a little bit of an exaggeration in this case. There wasn’t actually a debate on gun ownership in the context of this post.
You would think that, as a penis size preference researcher, she would know penises have nothing to do with gun ownership.—Joe]
She’s distributing this meme and she’s a DOCTOR (MD, PhD, what difference does it make?)
With guns or dildos. You wouldn’t want to break into that house!
Reminds me of that old sign. “No trespassing, Violators will be shot. Survivors will be violated!”
Are you SURE there’s no connection between penis size and gun ownership?
Consider the facts:
1. Studies have found no connection between gun ownership and penis size in the people studied.
2. The people studied were people who were okay with it, so almost all were legal gun owners.
3. Black men are far more likely to be convicted of felonies than white men, and thereby legally banned from gun ownership. Sorry, black people, but that’s just the facts. So they should be underrepresented in the study.
4. Studies have actually found that black men have larger penises than white men. What we thought was an urban myth actually had a basis in fact. Sorry, white people, but that’s just the facts.
5. So you would expect to find a definite negative correlation between penis size and gun ownership, within the confines of the study.
6. The fact that you don’t proves that gun owners have larger penises.
7. Clearly, the reason Robert Francis O’Rourke has so much hate for gun owners is that his wife keeps mistaking his for a pimple.
Also, Colin Noir’s girlfriend should get a life insurance policy.
My daughter has a statistics class she’s taking right now, and she’s having the usual trouble with the distinctions between population, sample, sample bias, etc.
I am absolutely not showing her your logic.