Experience a Sudden Increase in Posterior Luminosity

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The matter is simple. Hawaii passed a law that, in practice, prohibits the state’s concealed carry permit holders from exercising their right to armed self-defense in virtually any location outside of their homes. Hawaii knows well that this law violates both the spirit and letter of Bruen v. New York State Rifle & Pistol Association, the Supreme Court’s 2022 landmark case on public carry. It just does not care.  

Now, the state should brace itself for a more-than-deserved judicial head-bopping. 

Amy Swearer
January 23, 2026
SCOTUS likely to head-bop Hawaii over gun rights

All the reports I have heard say the oral arguments went well for the good guys.

In addition to getting their head bopped I think some other corrective measures are warranted. I would like to suggest all of the following applied as near as concurrently as is practical to each of the politicians who participated in this injustice:

  • Bitch slapped
  • Britches dusted
  • Ears boxed
  • Experience a sudden increase in posterior luminosity
  • Get their hide tanned
  • Have their sit-down region encouraged to reconsider their life choices
  • Knuckles rapped.
  • Receiving a cuff upside the head
  • Taken to the woodshed
  • Undergo some corrective percussion therapy

If they still continue to misbehavior they should be prosecuted, convicted, and sentenced to prison.

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4 thoughts on “Experience a Sudden Increase in Posterior Luminosity

  1. I had a nun once tell she was going to box my ears. She also said I was a brazen pup and shanty Irishman.

    Good memories!

  2. All these bad laws will continue until the Courts order everyone involved: the drafting parties, every legislator who voted for them, and the governor who endorsed it removed from office, have their pensions forfeited, and imprisoned for the maximum term called out by the offending law with no parole. If the law struck down allowed for life, Life. If it made the death penalty an option, then Death.

    They virtue signal with no penalty for infringement.

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