Believe Them

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In a world full of structural
R@cism
Sexism
H0m0phonia
Transph0bia
And millions of cishet gendered Facists burning thru our limited resources, well Death kinda makes sense , doancha think?

JFKY
Vassar graduate
VP Diversity, Inclusion & Equity
Major Merchant Venture Bank
September 21, 2025
Comment to Instapundit » Blog Archive » FOR THE LEFT VIOLENCE IS BAKED IN:  Death is the Solution to all Problems.

When someone tells you they want you dead, believe them.

Further evidence from the same comment thread:

Not MY death, but a culling of undesirables….undeisarables as it were

Prepare appropriately.

Update: I have been reliably informed that it is a parody account. See the comments below for details.

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18 thoughts on “Believe Them”

  1. JFKY is Instapundit’s Titania McGrath-style parody of an uber-woke spittle-flecked bomb-throwing idiot.

    Which means he is nearly indistinguishable from the real thing, until he gets on a roll about how Consuela, his illegal alien housekeeper, is going to have to work extra hard to get the UV dye out of his Antifa uniform.

    • Straw Larry, Straw Rush and now Straw Charlie have the leftists spun up to 50,000 rpm to the point of sniping at their imagined foes.

      We don’t need a Straw Proggie to do the same to us. We have enough of the real ones as it is.

  3. It would be great to put a name to “major merchant venture bank” so appropriate consequences can be delivered.

  5. “In a world full of structural
    R@cism
    Sexism
    H0m0phonia
    Transph0bia
    And millions of cishet gendered Facists burning thru our limited resources, well Death kinda makes sense , doancha think?”
    JFKY
    Then I would suggest you smoke your pistol. It will be much easier for you in the long run.
    You’all keep calling people fascist and nazis. You have no idea what those things are. But we do.
    Where and what happens to you and yours when folks finally say. OK let’s BE nazis.
    At this point you’re not giving anybody a choice.
    It’s a self fulfilling prophesy on your part.

    • And what the hell resources could it possibly be talking about?
      Like it actually went out and grew something edible?
      Mined some gold?
      (I think this goes back to that post about what kind of economics teachers are teaching these days.)
      On the other hand, when theft is both the government and 80% of the business model of today?
      One could see how a communist, soro/satanic brainwashed, drugged out tranny might come to that conclusion.

      • Relax, dude. JFKY is a performative caricature of a wokey.

        Unfortunately, like the Babylon Bee, soon after he says some nonsense in jest, the rest of the zealots come along and say it in earnest.

        I wonder if he feels like Cassandra…

        • Seems more like a jude’s goat, than a Cassandra.
          And I’m pretty sure my part of Idaho is the LAST place one of it’s people will show up to.
          But in a stunning show of Yuri’s law in motion.
          A confused tranny dipshit goes to shoot at ICE in Dallas. And shoots some other useful idiot detainees.
          Then off’s himself.
          (Tell me there ain’t a God!)
          But they are out there.
          Let’s hope they never get it figured out.

          • Usual Etc., etc.

            “Then off’s (sic) himself”

            Seems like a sequencing error. Correct, recomplile, run again.

  6. Yeah, he is indeed a parody. Regulars in the increasingly insular world of Instapundit know this. Of greater concern, in real life he is pretty much a war monger like so many over there, including the principals. The Ukraine war really broke Instapundit. Full disclosure: I got shadow banned probably for raising questions about who is in charge. There was a sharp deterioration in quality after their acquisition by Salem Media which is an important part of Conservative Inc.

    • The Right as well:

      “On Tuesday’s episode of The Five, Jesse Watters blamed UN staffers for the [escalator] incident at the Manhattan building, which was worsened by a teleprompter malfunctioning as the president delivered a speech.

      ‘This is an insurrection,’ Watters, 47, said, ‘And what we need to do is either leave the UN or we need to bomb it. It is in New York, though, right? There can be some fallout there. Alright. Maybe gas it?’ Watters continued.

      ‘Let’s not do that,’ his co-host Dana Perino, 53, said.

      ‘But we need to destroy it,’ Watters added. ‘Maybe we can demolish the building?'”

      Of course, the whole incident had nothing to do with U.N. staff, but the Right loves any opportunity to cry about how badly Trump is treated, so let’s just act like it was some lefty conspiracy.

      Truly a parody.

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