Debt and crime ridden Labor controlled Victoria has borrowed another 13 million dollars to roll out “machete bins”
Yep. They honestly believe an African wondering down the street with a machete down his duds will see these bins and think, Oh fuck man, I better put my machete in the amnesty bin.
Make me laugh, you pack of total fuckwits. What the hell is wrong with lefties. They must have shit for brains.
It’s a nice touch, requiring that any packaging be removed prior to putting the machete in the bin, but the chef’s kiss is the warning sign telling you you’re being recorded on video as you do it. “It’s amnesty, but if you didn’t take the packaging off first we’re coming for you.”
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It’s NOT THEIR MONEY they are spending on this insanity. That explains a LOT.
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And people wonder “why can’t we all get along.” When reality is such a completely foreign concept that it’s not even acknowledged to exist the chasm is one hell of a barrier.
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“Free machetes!”
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What’s going to happen is, the criminals aren’t going to turn in their machetes. Any items that show up are either going to be random trash and soda cans, or folks turning in their great-grandfathers’ old cavalry sabres — found in a trunk in the attic and which they’re “just not comfortable having in the house” — for destruction.
And destroy them they will. Items that should be museum pieces, but they’ll be melted down.
It’s a nice touch, requiring that any packaging be removed prior to putting the machete in the bin, but the chef’s kiss is the warning sign telling you you’re being recorded on video as you do it. “It’s amnesty, but if you didn’t take the packaging off first we’re coming for you.”
It’s NOT THEIR MONEY they are spending on this insanity. That explains a LOT.
And people wonder “why can’t we all get along.” When reality is such a completely foreign concept that it’s not even acknowledged to exist the chasm is one hell of a barrier.
“Free machetes!”
What’s going to happen is, the criminals aren’t going to turn in their machetes. Any items that show up are either going to be random trash and soda cans, or folks turning in their great-grandfathers’ old cavalry sabres — found in a trunk in the attic and which they’re “just not comfortable having in the house” — for destruction.
And destroy them they will. Items that should be museum pieces, but they’ll be melted down.