Armed robber repelled by store employees wielding dildos.
Make jokes about it long enough, eventually it’ll happen in real life.
Still, I won’t be trading in my guns anytime soon.
No doubt Joe can come up with some self defense training scenarios involving the use of both guns and sex toys. We have umbrella guns. Some entrepreneurs might consider making a dildo gun, you know, in for the case you’re attacked while dildoing. The BATFEIEIO would have to make up another NFA weapon category, Any Other Dildo (AOD) and slap a five dollar tax on it.
“You’ll shoot your – ahem – out!”
You want to use diljutsu — the real martial art, not the sport form.
So you’d train for it at a dil-dojo, right?
That would be a definite rule 2 violation.
Finally! The “Cocks not Glocks” folks are VINDICATED!!!!!
“What is the tax?”
“Five dollars, same as in town!”