Please join us on Wednesday, August 31, at 9:30 a.m., in Conference Room B to celebrate the successful completion of the rifle multiple sale reporting program. Collaboration among many directorates made this program possible, and REDACTED and I want to recognize and thank all the employees who contributed to our success.
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August 25, 2011
ATF invitation to celebrate successfully (so far) breaking the law.
[I would love to attend but it’s a little far away for me with my busy work schedule. Could I send the U.S. Marshalls with arrests warrants for everyone in my place?—Joe]
Wow, they really do take themselves seriously. As amusing as it would be if U.S. Marshals showed up to their little party (hey, I’d do a few shots, er, jiggers of whiskey in honor of that) we all know that won’t happen. Too much corruption of too many people in too many positions of self-assumed authority.
….Oh, the temptation….!
Who do we know who lives in DC — and can they be overnighted one of the “gunwalker” T-shirts?
‘Tis proof that the fed.gov isn’t scared enough of the citizenry that one of the most hated organizations would be audacious enough to publish the whereabouts of a large number of its evildoers at a certain time and place…