When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him — that’s where the money is.
Robespierr
[I’m pretty sure this was not the Robespierr. It’s just some random quote I picked up a decade or more ago probably from a Usenet group or something that I thought was appropriate for today’s economic situation.–Joe]
And WHY is the money out the window? The Government threw it there..
Yeah, the Government is throwing money down the toilet too, but the lawyers are queued up there.
I like this one better:
How do you get an investment banker off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza!