Datastorm V1.0

Transfers data wirelessly at 2.88 MBytes per second. It also doubles as a gun effective against squirrels, vegans, clowns, hippies, street urchins, hooligans, carpetbaggers & scalawags. Don’t try it with the girl scout though. She shoots back.

H/T to Kevin I. of the Lewiston Pistol Club.


One thought on “Datastorm V1.0

  1. I’m thinking the transfer rate could be doubled in under eighteen months.

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