It’s too early to argue about penises and guns.
Just enjoy both and remember, if you don’t know what size you need, go rent a few at the gun range to see what fits you the best.
Or ask a friend to try theirs.
Shirley Johnson @ShirleyJwriter
Tweeted April 3, 2022
[While closely related this isn’t an example of Markley’s Law. I’m not certain it was intentional but I found it funny. The follow-up tweet contributed to the humor:
My husband does not like this post. He never goes to the range with me and now I am in trouble.
This in her profile doesn’t hurt, “I don’t need a 38. I need 38DD.”—Joe]
Ya, it’s always nice to meet a woman that has 2, 38’s. And a gun.
And a good sense of humor! She has a lucky man.