The constitution is too long.
It should have started with “Fuck you!” and ended with “Fuck you!” In the middle it should have said, “Provide for the common defense.”
The 1st Amendment should read, “Congress will make no law” and we are done.
December 14, 2010
[I had lunch with Jim. Instead of the usual gun control issues we were talking about the TSA and health care. This wasn’t even the portion of the conversation where the water I was drinking spurted out my nose.
Jim has some strong Libertarian leanings.—Joe]