Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain’t got one.
Chris Rock [The same thing applies with schools and other “gun free zones”.–Joe]
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I love that song. My real favorite is, “Young black men: the next time you’re in a movie theater, and someone steps on your shoe, let it slide. Don’t spend the next 20 years in jail because someone smudged your Puma.”
A close second is, “If you meet a girl with a pierced tongue, she’ll probably suck your d—. If you meet a guy with a pierced tongue… he’ll probably suck your d—.”
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Phelps is an idiot. A true BIGOT and moron.
You FAIL phelps . . .
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Club needs a gun check … like a coat check, but for firearms.
If you come out drunk, they’ll hold the firearm for you until the next day.
I love that song. My real favorite is, “Young black men: the next time you’re in a movie theater, and someone steps on your shoe, let it slide. Don’t spend the next 20 years in jail because someone smudged your Puma.”
A close second is, “If you meet a girl with a pierced tongue, she’ll probably suck your d—. If you meet a guy with a pierced tongue… he’ll probably suck your d—.”
Phelps is an idiot. A true BIGOT and moron.
You FAIL phelps . . .
Club needs a gun check … like a coat check, but for firearms.
If you come out drunk, they’ll hold the firearm for you until the next day.
Kris, Great idea.