Quote of the day—©Wonder Sammon™ @WonderSammon

@goodgreg42 @andreajmarkley @wallsofthecity All I know is that gunowners have tiny cocks. That’s why they spend their life cowering in fear.

©Wonder Sammon™ @WonderSammon
Tweeted on January 16, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a Tweet from Linoge.—Joe]

9 thoughts on “Quote of the day—©Wonder Sammon™ @WonderSammon

  1. Powerful the meme is in this one. Even if stipulated that size correlates to gun ownership, correlation does not equal causation.

    I guess all those guys that endure the selection process and training to become SEALS, Delta, etc. – and choose that line of work as a career – they must be embarrassingly under-endowed?

  2. I do not have a bantam rooster, but she is correct that I have strongly considered it on many occasions.

    So while I am NOT a gun owner with a tiny cock, if one was offered to me, I sure would love it as a cute pet!

  3. Who’s cowering in fear of whom? I’m carrying a gun and you’re not.

    It’s that old saw;

    “Granny! You have so many guns, and some really big and powerful ones! And ALL that AMMO! Just WHAT are you AFRAID of?”

    “Not a damned thing!”

  4. “All I know is…”
    Yes, Wonder Sammon, that’s right; that single falsehood is indeed, all you know.

  5. Unless his parents were cruel enough to name him Wonder Sammon, he would seem to be the one cowering in fear.

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