Quote of the day—bwakfat

There is NO LEGITIMATE REASON to open carry in any Target Store anywhere at anytime. Anyone doing so should be arrested and slapped into handcuffs for disturbing the peace–or better yet–indecent exposure. If enough people insisted on that, these malevolent dolts might keep their substitute penises in their pants and away from children, the elderly, and decent people everywhere. Enough! You whip your penis–substitute or real–in a public shopping area, you go to jail, like the lowlife you are.

bwakfat
July 3, 2014
Comment to Big Win For Gun Control Groups: Target Bans Guns In Its Stores
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!–Joe]

6 thoughts on “Quote of the day—bwakfat

  1. Sigh. Don’t go there a lot, but it’s close. Guess I’ll have to go there a lot less now, after telling them why.

    • Do bear in mind that Target has not actually banned firearms in their stores:

      In his statement, posted on the company’s blog, Mulligan said, “Our approach has always been to follow local laws, and of course, we will continue to do so. But starting today we will also respectfully request that guests not bring firearms to Target, even in communities where it is permitted by law.”

      Molly Snyder, a Target spokeswoman, said the retailer will not post signs at its stores asking people not to bring guns inside. “It is not a ban,” she said. “There is no prohibition.”

  2. Watch this @ssholes tune change when a substitute penis saves their worthless life. When seconds the police are several donuts away.

  3. Ooh! A twofer! This post and the one below! Their fetish with our genitalia is strong today!

    • It’s a Labor Day Special!

      Not.

      I accidently scheduled two for the same day and didn’t notice until a couple hours after they had gone live.

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