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Prison demographics show that Democrats account for twice as many people as all others combined. Perhaps many Democrats already know about prison approximately their utopia and have acted on this knowledge.

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  2. Perhaps, instead of assigning certain people to prison as a late stage component of a larger process we should incorporate recruiters at the front end; proper presentation, good advertising, positive phrasing, all could contribute. “Why spend thousands going to Cancun, St. Moritz or Rome when there’s so much to be experienced closer to home, and for free? Long term visitation contracts and private accommodations available in a congenial atmosphere with like-minded friends, all food and entertainment included. Call 1-800-FREEHOME now to make your reservation”

  3. From the 1938 Rodgers and Hart Musical The Boys From Syracuse: “Come With Me”

    Come with me
    Where the food is free
    Where the landlord never comes near you
    Be a guest in a house of rest
    Where the best of fellows can cheer you.
    There’s your own little room
    So cool, not too much light
    Where you’re one man for whom
    No wife waits up at night
    When day enda
    You have lots of friends
    Who will guard you well while you slumber
    Safe from battle and stife
    Safe from the wind and gale
    Come with me to jail

    You’ll never have to fetch the milk
    Or walk the dog at early dawn
    There’s no -“Get up- you’re late for work!”
    While you rest in the pearly dawn
    You’re never bored by politics
    You’re privileged to miss a row
    Of tragedies by Sophocles
    And diatribes by Cicero
    Your brother’s wife will never come
    On sunday noon to bring to you
    Her little son who plays the lute,
    Her little girl to sing to you
    You can commit you little “sin”
    And relatives won’t yel “Fie!”
    You needn’t take the annual trip
    To the oracle at Delphi
    You snore and swear and strech and yawn
    In this, your strictly male house
    The only way that sinners go to Heaven
    Is in the jailhouse!

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