You Don’t Need to Touch Your Toes

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I’m part of this group, actually.

I’ll go door to door and help confiscate all the assault rifles from all you obese gun owners who can’t touch your toes.

Learn martial arts and be a real man like me.

Dave Ernestkag @DavidErnestkag
Posted on X, October 3, 2024

I find it interesting this “real man” doesn’t know that you don’t need to touch your toes to prevent your guns from being taken before the ammo. You only need to touch the trigger.

Don’t ever let anyone get away with telling you that no one wants to take your guns.

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9 thoughts on “You Don’t Need to Touch Your Toes

    • To the extent that Davey-boy is serious or deluded to actually do what he proposes, he’s headed towards a closed casket funeral before his fifth goon-squad paycheck is deposited.

      I’m figuring is takes about an hour between targeted door-kick raids, factoring in transportation between addresses, and maybe 1% will have people ready and able to accurately shoot back regardless of the consequences to themselves. If they’re literally going door to door down a street, it’ll be four raids per hour, but they’re going to be signaling where they are going and somebody might be waiting with something Level IV vests won’t stop.

      Eight hour work-day, five day work-week, four-man goon-squad to spread the probabilities, two weeks per paycheck… I figure probability will catch up to him before ten weeks on the job.

  1. He literally appeals to the “might makes right” fallacy.
    I think he really wants a return to when women were chattel and couldn’t get guns to prevent it.

  2. Well, you got the talking part done Dave. If you know your right? Your right.
    Get to work.
    And Dave is a self-defense big karate guy? (Sounds more like he inherited a bottle of “High Karate” from his dad or something.)

  3. Ah, yes, the old “Real men don’t need guns” argument, rephrased as “Learn martial arts … like me.” I’ve seen and heard this argument before.

    It’s great that he has a passion for martial arts. I fully support him as long as he doesn’t use it to bully others (this post comes close).

    But some of us have jobs, and families, and have since we were young, and CANNOT devote hours each day to training in whatever martial art (even if we want to). Others of us have physical disabilities that prevent us from training in martial arts. Still others of us are … we’ll say “not as young as we used to be” … and won’t be much of a match for a younger, stronger assailant even if we train.

    I guess that, according to Dave, since we aren’t trained in martial arts at high levels, our lives are not worth defending by whatever means are necessary, huh?

    And that says nothing about how most assailants out there bring weapons and/or friends (I guess they aren’t “real men” either?). I don’t care how skilled and trained Dave is, he’s unlikely to stand against 6-8 unarmed assailants — or 1-3 armed ones — especially if they know what they’re about.

    Bottom line, Dave might think he’s invincible and doesn’t need a gun, but no matter how good someone is at hand-to-hand combat, there’s always someone — or several someones working together — who can beat them. Most of us understand this and prepare accordingly.

    That’s why we carry; to make it as difficult as possible for our possible assailants, even if they’re armed and/or traveling in packs.

  4. If we are not allowed to carry effective weapons for self defense, I was thinking that an 18″ by 2″ rubber dildo might be the best weapon to beat the living excrement/ excrement for brains out of an assailant, Pulling it from my coat pocket might give me a moment of advantage before I beat the erstwhile robber with it until he either expires or I void the warranty.
    I can only imagine the conversation with the police afterwards, and what the media reporters say about the incident.

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