While returning from lunch today Barb L. and I saw this guy wandering the sidewalks of Seattle:
This is a better picture of his sign:
I can’t claim expertise on pickup lines (or even ever attempted one) but I’m pretty sure this guy is going to be experiencing some epic failure in his quest.
Depends. Does Washington State provide disability compensation for mental illness like California? Men who qualify for a “crazy check” are in high demand in some circles, regardless of appearance. Perhaps he just needs a thick bitch with tits who knows how to fill out the paperwork for his claim. If she had a stable of such fellows, she might even be rich.
Unless he means “thick” as a synonym for “stupid”…
Clown hair, Construction vest, Parachute pants…Now I have seen it all lol 🙂
Cincinnati’s Construction Clown carried if off better.
I like Pat Dailey’s version better. Rich Young Dumb Nymphomaniac. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwslcxW4ck&feature=youtube_gdata_player
[Heavy Sigh]
No.
Young and dumb are entertaining for an hour at most even if they have a extraordinary high sex drive. Someone close your own age, intelligence, and sex drive is going to make for MUCH better relationship.
Even a different economic level can make for a stressful relationship as the power in the relationship can easily be unbalanced and one person controls the other.