Too stupid for explosives

From my Bomb Help email folder:

From: Peter 
Sent: Tuesday, April 15, 2008 7:47 AM
Subject: let make thing happen



My name is peter and i am really sad because the mothers in my hood simple told thier daughters to stay away from me because i am too bad a science and i may use their daughter for lab. experiment so i want you to help me do some thing really loud to disturb the peaceful sleep of the hood and blow up some cars that they never ride…..i like bombs from watchs and home appliances but let the procedure be simple so i will never get confused durung the process for safety




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I wouldn’t even consider him for suicide bomber mission:

From: Joe Huffman
Sent: Tuesday, April 15, 2008 10:16 AM
To: ‘Peter’
Subject: RE: let make thing happen


If you are easily confused and bad at science then you sound like you are far too stupid to be let anywhere close to explosives.

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4 thoughts on “Too stupid for explosives

  1. Just wow. I remember that when I bought my copy of the Anarchist’s Cookbook, I still remembered enough of my Chemistry lessons that, when I looked at some of those recipes, I thought, “Wait, that doesn’t seem quite right!”

    Notifying LEOs about that guy may save him from himself, more than saving others from him.

  2. If it was just him I would consider it Darwin in action but it could be worse that just him. It could be that he just converts himself into an invalid and needs to be taken care of for the rest of his life–by taxpayers of course. He could also hurt someone else or burn down some buildings.

  3. Petey is doomed, stupid is fatal. Hopefully he doesn’t hurt anyone else when he augers in.

    Too bad he’s aware enough to interweb and bother you though.

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