Gun cartoon of the day

Tweeted by Sam I Am‏ @nmikel:

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His twitter profile claims:

Liberal right, atheist, all around smart guy.

The first two claims seem plausible but the above tweet is conclusive confirmation the third claim is in error.

H/T Jonathan‏ @CorrelA_B.

10 thoughts on “Gun cartoon of the day

  1. I believe I coined the expression: Half the sufferers of hoplophobia lack a penis. The other half are women.

    So two can play that game. Stupid as it is.

  2. A fool in his heart says there is no God.
    Good luck with that atheism thing on the Last Day.

    • It’s one thing to be agnostic — to say that you haven’t been convinced of the existence of God. To be atheist is quite another matter, a matter of belief no less strong than that of any believer in God (or gods).

      • I’ve heard it said that atheists are among the best prospects for conversion to Christ, and once they’ve converted they’re among the most dedicated and enthusiastic, because as atheists they’ve already had an abiding faith.

  3. So in Progressive newspeak, nmike is proclaiming that he is a closet Fascist, worships big government and is desperately signalling that he is dumber than a box of rocks but really, really useful.

  4. If you’re smart, you don’t have to announce it anymore than a beautiful woman needs to tell you she’s beautiful.

    Nor does intelligence, or physical beauty, signify righteousness.

  5. Apparently this guy is smarter than I, because I cannot understand how a firearm could in any way replace a penis.

    Apparently those who find it self-evident are unwilling to share their understanding, because it’s never been explained.

    It is said that Isis, in reassembling her dead husband and being unable to locate that particular body part, fabricated a penis for Osiris so she could conceive from him, but I don’t believe she was ever said to have incorporated a weapon of any kind in its construction.

    The pagans and occultists connect sex with pretty much everything, and pretty much everything with sex, and so this gun-as-penis narrative may be something of a de facto prerequisite in that sense, needing no further explanation.

  6. “Gun Nuts explained.”

    I don’t see that. The nuts are farther down anyway.

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