Quote of the day—Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano

If there are adjustments we need to make as we move forward, we have an open ear.

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano
November 16, 2010
TSA: Despite objections, all passengers must be screened
[I seriously doubt whether her ear can open wide enough because I think the entire TSA (A Security Theater) should be forcibly shoved into her ear and left there.—Joe]

3 thoughts on “Quote of the day—Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano

  1. Let me fix that for her;

    “We’re so open and understanding to all points of view that you should worship us, because, you know, we’re such good and thoughtful people who always listen no matter what (provided that those doing the talking are in favor of us keeping our power and forever expanding on it – all others are terrorists, racists, and stupid, cousin-humping rednecks who will be dismissed out of hand).”

    That should make it a little clearer for anyone thinking of chiming in to the DHS with their ideas.

  2. How’s about everybody drop a line to the “new” republican house and have them all bring up a bill that requires ALL members of congress to use commercial aviation when traveling – buy the ticket out of personal funds(no first class allowed).
    Picture the fun the first time some slow groper grabs an unrecognized congress-person’s jewel, heh, heh, heh.
    Even better the fun when these self-same congress critters refuse to go through the same proceedures for flying home or where ever.

  3. It’s a cost saving measure – everybody in line to fly gets a free prostate exam or breast grope exam. Next year the pap smear and colonoscopy will be included.

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