Why is it that every printer ever made has User Frustrator Tabs (UFTs) built into the paper tray? Their only function is to prevent the user from sliding a new stack of paper into the paper tray. They’re there to catch the corners of the paper as you’re trying to get it into the machine, thus causing one or more sheets to bunch or shift inside the tray. Often it’s the bottom sheet that gets hung up, and of course it’s impossible to slide the bottom sheet forward under the stack, even without UTFs, unless you remove the whole stack and try again. UFTs work especially well when you have an important customer on the phone and you’re in a hurry to print something. Of course the printer never knows that you’ve just installed a new, crumpled stack of paper in it, so while you’re on the phone you have to find the right button to push, telling the printer it is now time to jam and wad a new sheet in its mechanism.
I can just see Butters, in his aluminum foil Professor Chaos uniform, evil grin on his face, as he builds the CAD file for the new HP paper tray; “He he he heeee. Now the world will know the pain and frustration….”
Hey guys; ever though of having, you know, flat, smooth surfaces inside the paper tray?
Why is it that the printer and camera manufacturers actually hire (and presumably pay) extra people to write software, and then actually include it in their product packaging, just to take over my computer, turning it into an All-HP Fun House, or the Wonderful, Lollipop World of Cannon, instead of the computer I actually liked and paid for? It’s like putting dog turds in your product packaging. You hire people to search for dog turds, you hire people to wrap those dog turds, and then you pay to ship those dog turds with each camera or each printer, so that I’ll stick one in my optical drive and ruin everything, permeating my whole computer. Gee, thanks. All I wanted to do was print stuff, OK? How hard is that to understand? All I want to do is take pictures and put them on my computer. Why does that require special dog turd software? You know what I do? I pull the card from the camera and use a damned card reader, ’cause that way I know I’m not sticking yet another dog turd in my optical drive.
(go ahead– ask me how I feel about it)