There is a sex toy store in Seattle that has a clever name, “Toys in Babeland”. They have an online presence too. I had heard people talk about the store and figured it must be something pretty special. I have visited a couple times now, the most recent must have been a couple years or so ago. Barb and I were disappointed. It had a very poor selection. Their online store is much better and I subscribe to their email list which is kind of cool. I just got a mailing from them today, visited their website, and thought I would share a few things:
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How to Choose a Vibrator (several woman have told me the Pocket Rocket is one of the best)
It’s extremely rare that I find occasion to legitimately mix sex with guns. I don’t care to see scantily clad or naked women (or men) with guns as some people do. Guns and sex are just two completely different aspects of my life and I don’t generally see activities with one as being connected in any way to the other. However, this is one occasion where I can see the benefit of a connection between the two. You see, an added benefit of getting the Pocket Rocket name out there as a vibrator is that it makes it all the easier to make fun of the anti-gun governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich who refers to small handguns as “pocket rockets”.
Joe,
I just gotta say: you are one weird dude. When I passed that stupid meme on, with the smartass comment about your Styx LP collection, I meant no offense. But I didn’t expect you’d pretty much say you don’t care for music.
Regardless, see you in a couple of months. Can’t fucking wait actually.
Thanks,
Benjamin
I wasn’t offended in the slightest about the Styx comment.
Now your telling me that I’m weird… that I could be offended by. 😉
Just what is it that makes you think I’m weird?
Joe,
It’s not that I think you are abherrant in thought or action. It’s just that I’ve learned more about battery-operated gadgets that get inserted into human orifices than I have about guns over the last several months.
Not that there’s anythin wrong with that.
And I still suspect you may be a closet Styx fan.
Regards,
Ben