Woman at cashier of dinner buffet to her companion: Oh! I forgot my money. You will have to pay for my dinner.
Companion: Okay. No problem.
Woman to cashier: He has to pay before he can f**k me.
Cashier (shocked): That isn’t the way it is supposed to work here.
Woman: Oh!
[pause]
Woman (with perplexed look on her face) to her companion: Does this mean I’m supposed to pay you?
Cashier: [closes eyes and shakes her head]
I heard enough more to verify the woman wasn’t some bimbo. She was playing a mind game for sport with the cashier and the people listening in.
And as usual, I think of these quick responses when they are far too late to use:
Now that we all know you’re a whore, what’s the going rate?
How about a free sample before you take the money?
Does he have to wait 30 minutes after eating before diving in?
Probly should post this anonymously… oh well 🙂
One word for ya:
ServiceLevelAgreement