Today, from a meeting at work (redacted and paraphrased as needed):
Jodie (my boss): Ms. “X” and some other adult entertainers have contacted Mr. “A” and have starting talking. We should reach out to Mr. “A” and get a relationship going so we can correct any false or misleading information he gets from other sources.
[Joe starts smirking]
[Jodie looks at me and stops talking]
Joe: It might be difficult to establish a competing relationship when our competition is a bunch of porn stars.
Fortunately, everyone in the room seemed to think it was as funny as I did and I wasn’t sent to HR for reeducation.