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My hobby results in conversations similar to this:
Someone: What did you think of the game?
Joe: Which game?
Someone: The Hawks.
Joe: Is it the Sea Hawks? [If I could pronounce it differently I would say “See Hawks”.]
Someone (hint of confusion in their voice): Yes.
Joe: They play football, right?
Someone (they get a shifted eyed look, perhaps looking for an escape route): Yeah…
Joe: Good! Glad I got that right. Do they play with a spherical ball or the funny oblong one?
Someone (grim look): [Crickets]
Joe: I missed that game. I was probably shooting, having sex, or doing something else fun or productive. Was the game on Sunday? There seemed to be a lot of woman interested in me the other day.