I heard a local news report on the radio today. It seems a couple of innocent young men were minding their own business, you know, urinating on someone’s car, when the man in the car stepped out and set about beating the two “urinators” with a golf club.
Nothing out of the ordinary for a college town, except that the report referred to the car owner as the “suspect” and the urinators as the “victims”.
Oh yeah– nothing out of the ordinary there either.
How does that saying go; “While I don’t condone the action [of beating them with a golf club] I can certainly understand it”?
Tip: If you don’t actually want to have yourself beaten with a golf club, it would be a good idea to refrain from urinating on other people’s possessions. Just sayin’.