With a tug on the PUG, the slug dug snug in the smug thug
Say that ten times as fast as you can, or add to it if you like.
That’s all I have. Whadaya want for nothin’ on a Friday night?
The PUG is one of NAA’s mini revolvers.
Joe has no category for “poetry”, which is probably a good thing, so I put it under “home life”.