I’m too old and too married

If I were 30 years younger and in the market for a mate she sounds very nice:

She likes long walks on the beach, men who aren’t afraid to cry, and puppies.

Her dislikes include feed tray stoppages, tracer flareout of her NVGs and premature fixed-wing strikes scattering her high-value targets.

(Via email from Carl, my first formal firearms instructor).

2 thoughts on “I’m too old and too married

  1. What an attractive young warrior! I honor her for her service and pray that she stays safe and whole. Also I will trade rides or guns with her any day!!

  2. If I am not mistaken, she might also be credited with more kills in Afghanistan than any other gunner.

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