Currently the vote is 81% to 19% for me to win the bet between Caleb and I. That must because they expect the “old age and treachery” cliché to have a grain of truth. I must set the record straight on a few items.
There is no truth to the suspicion I arranged a false positive on the explosive sniffer as he went through TSA security yesterday.
There is no truth to the suspicion I poisoned him this morning so he couldn’t eat.
It is true that I shot him while on the range at Blackwater (splatter from the steel).
Update: Bitter created a logo for the poll on who is going to win the bet: