It turns out new research has shown Dr. Joe’s cure for everything, more sex, is worth about $50K/year in terms of happiness:
English economists reckon having more sex can be as beneficial to lifelong happiness as an extra $50,000 in the pocket.
The study, done by no-sex-please-we’re-British economists and titled Money, Sex and Happiness: an Empirical Study, said that increasing the frequency of sex from once a month to once a week caused the same amount of happiness as getting a $50,000-a-year pay rise.
Researched by Dartmouth College economics professor David Blanchflower, along with Warwick University’s Andrew Oswald, the study took 1990s American data of about 16,000 people and generalised the results for males and females of all ages.
“The most interesting thing this study shows is that money buys happiness, but not as much as you would think,” Blanchflower said in his summary.
For a limited time only (until Barb finds out) Dr. Joe is offering qualified customers a 20% discount on treatments. Send a recent picture and if you qualify I’ll work you into my schedule.