A hammer, a simple tool, is not impersonal. And the more complicated tools and machines get, like guns, the more personal they get. Guns don’t like living beings. Their goal is to eliminate living beings.

David Gerard
Sketches: Set up the guns and the oatmeal
[When my gun safe starts bulging from the guns procreating I'll believe they have become personal and have goals. Until then I'll be more inclined to believe that David Gerard has mental problems.--Joe]